Your favourite random and completely out-of-context reference

[theprokrastinator]

Any British people my age will hopefully know what I mean when I say, I've played a lot of games of 'Bogies' with friends.

HAHAHA hells yeah!! got a few detentions for it but it was soooo worth it! We should bring it back dude!

Spaced quotes I use too often when i'm with my partner :
"get off me you bummer!"
"ooh duty free, how did you know?" (whenever one of us brings home a bottle of wine)
"I hope you never leave.. never leave.. never leave"

and whenever I tell my man what I've been doing in the studio that day he just looks at me blankly and says...

"so... watercolours?..."

 

[Gaderael]

I make up reasons to quote Invader Zim.
Poor...Everyone I know.

For a while whenever someone asked where I was to, or something like that, I would reply with "I was the Turkey the WHOLE TIME!" Also, when someone said they made -insert random food here- I would say "Yes, and muffins."

Lately I've been in the habit of repeating someone's name over and over when I want to get their attention like Manny from Black Books when he was drunk and trying to get Bernard's attention. "Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bern. Bernard..........." Sometimes when they finally get annoyed and answer me, I'd add "I'm a robot prostitute from the future!"

God I love that show. So very quotable.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I could talk all day only using quotes from Pulp Fiction.

 

[unicron44]

When ever someone says "This has got me down" I always say like Spinal Meningitis like the Ween song.

 

[bloodrayne626]

I know many people are quoting movies, but...

Anything from POSTAL 2. ANYTHING.

Spoiler: WARNING! NSFW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGdBsuMhrLY

 

[Omnis]

You just have to hit him/her/that/it/whatever with a Norwegian frozen salmon.

I think it's self explanatory? I mean, a Norwegian frozen salmon IS the sharpest thing in the universe.

 

[unicron44]

Also I'll go up to someone, slap them and scream "That my horse!"

 

[Twilight_guy]

"Buh-bye now buh-bye"
It sounds normal and pretty much nobody will recognize it as a reference.
I will give you 1 thousand internets if you can guess what game this line is from(only the one I'm thinking of counts).

 

[mekashiyu]

It is now a subconcious action that whenever I interact in any way with anything remotely half complete, I burst out into the chorus of Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer." Always.

Halfway across the parking lot? WHOOOAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE~
Halfway to leveling up my character in a game? WHOAAAA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER~
Battery half dead on my cell phone? TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR~
Half done my work day? WHOAAAA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER~

Always.

( And speaking of "always"...a similar thing happens when that word is brought up by itself in a conversation. Only it's Erasure's "Always" - the song from Robot Unicorn Attack. )

 

[Mr. Omega]

You DARE bring *noun* to mah lair?! YOU MUST DIE!
Dr. Octagonapus BLAAAAAAH!
Random TF2 quotes.
*dramatic turn* OF COURSE!

These are the only ones I do on a regular basis, but I do all sorts of random references depending on context.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I make up reasons to quote Invader Zim.
Poor...Everyone I know.

I....DROPPED A SCEEEEEERRRRW....IN THE TUNA!

OT:I like to "Imply" with my buddies.

 

[me.vicky]

Oh man, I do this ALL THE TIME, and NOBODY EVER GETS IT.

"What's your flavor? Mine's bacon! *voice switch* Mine's HORSERADISH."
"What time is it?" "*automated menu voice* The current time is eight. Twenty. Two. PM."
"Dirty hoe...I'm sorry baby I love you."
"Posh Monkeys!"
"Pirahnamoose! ...*whisper* awesome."
"Banana and newspaper!"
"Come along with meeeeee..."
"Den Mother? You frighten me."
"You killed my turtle!"
"What the Hell, Michigan?"
"WHATTHEDEVILISGOINGONHERE???"
"Ma-ca-da-mi-a."
"MO-DER-A-TOR."
"He doesn't speak your language, DICKWEED."
"Goodgoodgood."
"SOORY GORDY."
"Noy, doyn't!"

To name a few.

 

[Lilani]

Tails is sorry.

 

[Gigaguy64]

You DARE bring *noun* to mah lair?! YOU MUST DIE!
Dr. Octagonapus BLAAAAAAH!
Random TF2 quotes.
*dramatic turn* OF COURSE!

These are the only ones I do on a regular basis, but I do all sorts of random references depending on context.

MAH BOI, those references are what all true tubers strive for!

 

[hawkeye52]

how has no one mentioned this yet

 

[mrkmil]

I'm the only sane person in my life. Every thing out of my mouth is a reference.

 

[Eumersian]

I often throw in random quotes from Homestar Runner or Red Vs. Blue if they pertain to anything. Often times, they really do.