Your favourite random and completely out-of-context reference

[Riccan]

I occasionally shout SHOOT HAAR! when my friends are discussing things. An aqaintance of mine and I ususally reference Phelous's rape horn when surrounded by random people. A few friends and myself also tend to just start stringing together random qoutes and references into a giant 'arguement' and then usually finish off with the classic Wily Wonka qoute.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Mark Walberg is awesome. As for references, I drop them when they are called for. It really just depends on the audience

EDIT: Whenever people talk about sad stuff, I like to drop this little line from Zombieland: "Oh man, I haven't cried that hard since I saw Titanic"

 

[ShadowDude112]

"Lady dudes." Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Some others I can't remember.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"I want my two dollars!"
"Thursday, ah Thursday."
"YOU ARE ALL SO 'X' (usually 'small' but anything will do), IS FUNNY TO ME!"

All sorts of stuff from my favorite games, movies, or shows.

 

[Sparechange49]

I'm not a huge fan of Squidbillies (Adult Swim cartoon), but there is one particular episode that I do love. In it, the town loses all of their teeth, and can't chew food. Near the end of the episode, they are paying people to chew food for them, and as Early, the main character, eats the pre-chewed food, he says, "I like the way the food bits mix with my spit... helps 'em slip down my neck hole." Obscure, but hilarious, and I probably work it into a conversation with my girlfriend once a day (like when I'm losing an argument, my final statement is always, "...Well, I... I like the way the food bits mix...etc"

 

[Quiet2142]

Yeah, I tend to use "For Pony!" whenever I need a warcry, and I quote TF2 far too often.

BTW, I know this is off-topic, but how do you write small in a post?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I sometimes catch myself saying "And that is how it's done!" and then realizing that no one gets it... not even the people who have seen that movie.

 

[Jeysejak]

=D Me and my friend are huge Dr Who fans, most of what we say is the doctor related. For example, any rectagular object is "bigger on the inside".

Why are the bus seats so small? So that the bus can be "bigger on the inside".

Also, the correct answer to any numerical question in 42.

 

[The3rdEye]

37!?
...
...
...
What, in a row?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

I am so freaking tempted to just blurt out "SULLIVAN'S ASS!"

But somehow I restrain myself.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Sometimes I go "CARRRRRRRRRRL! That KILLLS people!"

From a video called Llamas with Hats.

No one ever gets it.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

"Bazinga".

 

[AloriD]

Sometimes I go "CARRRRRRRRRRL! That KILLLS people!"

From a video called Llamas with Hats.

No one ever gets it.

"My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy."


Which sometimes I use. I also quote Eddie Izzard a lot.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Not really relevant to the topic, but I compared exams to copulating with cacti once.

I believe I said "Difficult and painful, but ultimately worth it"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I keep referencing song lyrics. For example "You must be Moses' daughter, with all your biblical skills" (if you get that, I will love you forever).

I've been saying "SHABLAGOO!!!" alot recently too.