Here's one we haven't done before...
What's your favourite title?
By title, I of course mean "Sir/Captain/Doctor/Lord/Admiral" etc. You can also include things such as "His Royal Highness, _______" or "His Holiness, ________", as well as "_____ the ______"
My favourite is probably "Commodore", though I have to admire the crazy Ugandan Dictator, Idi Amin, for his...creative...title
"His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."