Your favourite utensil?

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dududf

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Chainsaw.

..what that's not a utensil?...

... How else am I supposed to enjoy my fresh Bear Steak, when it's still kickin'?
 

Simalacrum

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Neonbob said:
Sporks rule all.
What other utensil can you eat soup with and successfully stab someone in the eye with later?
you know whats even better? a sporf

its a knife, fork, and spoon, all rolled into one! Can't get any better than that ;)

OT, I actually prefer chopsticks. Sorry sporf...
 

Neonbob

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Simalacrum said:
Neonbob said:
Sporks rule all.
What other utensil can you eat soup with and successfully stab someone in the eye with later?
you know whats even better? a sporf

its a knife, fork, and spoon, all rolled into one! Can't get any better than that ;)

OT, I actually prefer chopsticks. Sorry sporf...
But...that could lead to some truly horrible mishaps...I'm all for other people using it, but I'd be much more hesitant to actually try it...
Y'know...the whole cheek-slicing possibility?
 

FolkLikePanda

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Fork, never seen the point in sporks, spoon crossed with a fork? Then how come you can't drink soup with it? I have never got me head round sporks...
 

DazZ.

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Who uses man made utensils? I have grown two from my youth suitable enough for my eating needs.
 

grimsprice

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SPOOOOOOOON! Idk why, maybe because i know how to kill you with it; yet it seems so docile and harmless.
 

Raiha

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the ladle. more accurately a wok ladle. you can do almost anything with that
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Neonbob said:
Sporks rule all.
What other utensil can you eat soup with and successfully stab someone in the eye with later?
If you love the spork, wait until you see this
http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://zenbackpacking.net/Faltware/VargoSpork.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFg58hT12TrfMmwq1feXJnGBrT3kw
A spork with a can opener
 

Sion_Barzahd

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i do love those pickle forks. They're freaky looking, i mean if there were utensils in the predator films it'd look like them.
 

Neonbob

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Neonbob said:
Sporks rule all.
What other utensil can you eat soup with and successfully stab someone in the eye with later?
If you love the spork, wait until you see this
http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://zenbackpacking.net/Faltware/VargoSpork.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFg58hT12TrfMmwq1feXJnGBrT3kw
A spork with a can opener
That is indeed awesome.
 

Skeleon

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Forks, they're useful for picking things up and better at it than spoons (unless we're talking about a soup or something).
You can also use the side of the fork to "cut" stuff if no knife is around (although that one is also true for spoons).