"with the battlefeild series being so snipe happy, gameplay becomes akin to crouching behind a desk, trying to read a wheres wally book from the house across the street, and everytime you raise your head to look at it for longer than two seconds you're savaged by a flock of vampire bats, and occasionally you fail to notice that the truckasaurus has chewed a perfectly square shaped hole in the wall of your house, which has permitted the ingress of a raging panther"
I cried I was laughing so hard.
"I follow directly behind my teammates, but they can't die, so it's like the blind leading the blind, and the second blind guy is a sparrow with brittle bone disease, who gets POUNDED INTO THE DIRT"
just the images and delivery killed me. Bad Company 2 is my new favourite.
Wolfenstien is a close second
and the Valkyrie section of TOO HUMAN always makes me laugh. "slow ass, mommys boy, nob-head protangonist"