Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

[MercurySteam]

Anybody who's watched at least one Episode of ZP would realise that Yahtzee can come up with some pretty funny sayings e.g., "Nazi bullet bum rape". etc So what's your favourite ZP quotes/sayings.

One that i laughed about for awile was in the Spore review, about growing extra body parts every time you "get your mack on".

Priceless.

EDIT: Don't forget Yahtzee's part in Game Damage e.g. "Bullocks in a hat".

 

[Datalord]

THIS IS A MUMORPUGUR

War stops being glorious and starts getting annoying when you're playing the same F*CK*NG B*ST*RD section for the 19th FLOCKING BUSTARD time because you don't posses the bionic cyber vision necessary to spot all 15 SOCK IN MUSTARD snipers who can draw a bead on you and decapitate you before you can say "Uncle Sam"

 

[God's Clown]

I do not know exactly what he said, but the one where he says about every word in the book used in place of "boobs." It was quite entertaining.

 

[Gxas]

Done before just to let you know.

GO TEAM RETARD!

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Bristols.

 

[Sennz0r]

But I'll tell you the worst part-worst part-worst part...

...And whistled for a baboon.

Actually pants-on-head retarded is my favourite, and I want the shirt. But I just had to say this.

 

[TMAN10112]

"Go team retard!" I'm in stiches every time I hear it.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"But the winner of 2007's Best Invisible Dumbfounded Prick award is none other than the main guy from 2K's steampunk objectivist philosophyfest Bioshock. Now there's a lot of criticism that can be levelled at him: He's a *****, he's an alcoholic, he's got some very strange ideas on how to treat small children, but all of this is cast aside by the fact that he has a magical hand that shoots bees. And that is why he takes the prize; because no matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical hand that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose."

"But I'll tell you the worst part o-orst part o-orst part o-orst part o-

*error*

... And whistled for a baboon!"

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I don't know. There are so many great ones.

 

[Beacon]

I always liked what he said about Crysis

"Crysis is apparently designed for some hypothetical super computer from space"

 

[Avatar Roku]

"...so we have scenarios where you're sitting on a nuclear stockpile to shame North Korea and are flicking peas at a giant robot crab on the off-chance there's a bigger giant robot crab behind it."

"Airstrikes 2: Hooray for Airstrikes"

"I'm just going to list out of context some of the things which occur in Psychonauts; a telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and a shady government agent in a trench coat who disguises himself as a house wife by brandishing a rolling pin and talking disjointedly about pies. A game with all of these simply cannot be criticized. Its against the law or something."

 

[willard3]

"Boingo boingo whoopsie knickers"

Also:

"These games are all sequels, and if you haven't noticed that already, *clapclap* OI!!!"

 

[megapenguinx]

When he named his character in Zelda "Fagballs".
I laughed so hard my roommate thought I had lost it.
ZP has some really great comedy bits

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

"Jumping from an airplane and landing Wang-first onto somebody's grandma."

Gold.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Pants on head retarded.
Go team retard.
Blew us straight to Narnia.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
the hugely satisfying (male organ) extension gun that nails bad guys to walls with entire trees
I wish I could make something like this up! It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

"What I meant to say is; you get to wear funky skull masks like it's halloween everyday, but it's you giving out the candy and the candy is bullets."

 

[thatstheguy]

"Yahtzee, reviewing a JRPG? Perhaps I shall quickly look outside to make sure the sky is not falling and the sea is not running red with blood haw he haw he haw!"

 

[PirateKing]

On the screen it says, "No and I consider your argument misinformed." but Yahtzee says, "No and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare mongering cock bags."
Manhunt review.

 

[ksn0va]

"This game would be better if the guns were bigger and they were on fire, and had tits..."
LOL

I think ZP was referring to the 'gun' on that quote not the 'game'.