Your fighting style
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I think my instinct will always be to go with the frying pan. If one isn't handy, I can easily use two cats wielded by their tails.
Or a swift kick in the balls.
Or a swift kick in the balls.
I fight dirty, I once told this guy that if he could guess head's or tails on a coin as i flip it then I'd apologize and walk away. I flipped the coin in the air and then I punched hm in the nose as he looked up. I'm a small guy, in a direct conflict I wouldn't win strength vs. strength. In case you're wondering, yes he deserved it. He was being degrading to women.
But games wise, I vary depending on the game, match and map. In Halo and when i play paintball, I generally sneak around the field and attack when an opportunity arises. I'm an opportunist and a great team support. I can fight very well on my own, and if left to myself in a 1v1 conflict I can win most of the time if the guy isn't MLG (which i have to state, most are pretentious pricks). People call me noob sometimes because I don't openly run out and fight in some games, to which i say "go fuck yourself". I do my best to maximize kills and minimize deaths, and my abilities are to support my allies if possible to increase efficiency. But that;s if I'm with a team that understands what team work is.
Generally I'm caught with a really sucky team, and in order for our team to get anywhere I throw myself out there. I've been known to survive quite well behind enemy lines. I'll admit I fuck up quite a bit more than I'd like, but when I succeed my teams usually wins. I'm more of an objective type player, I get the mission done as opposed to just killing heaps of shit.
But games wise, I vary depending on the game, match and map. In Halo and when i play paintball, I generally sneak around the field and attack when an opportunity arises. I'm an opportunist and a great team support. I can fight very well on my own, and if left to myself in a 1v1 conflict I can win most of the time if the guy isn't MLG (which i have to state, most are pretentious pricks). People call me noob sometimes because I don't openly run out and fight in some games, to which i say "go fuck yourself". I do my best to maximize kills and minimize deaths, and my abilities are to support my allies if possible to increase efficiency. But that;s if I'm with a team that understands what team work is.
Generally I'm caught with a really sucky team, and in order for our team to get anywhere I throw myself out there. I've been known to survive quite well behind enemy lines. I'll admit I fuck up quite a bit more than I'd like, but when I succeed my teams usually wins. I'm more of an objective type player, I get the mission done as opposed to just killing heaps of shit.
I'm the guy that'll purposely use the worst weapon possible in an attempt to impress others.
Like... taking on an alleyway full of gangbangers with nothing but a paper plate and staple gun. With one staple.
Like... taking on an alleyway full of gangbangers with nothing but a paper plate and staple gun. With one staple.
Five words: Self-Trained Swearing-Spoon-Fu.
If you try to fight someone, and they run at you fearlessly wielding a spoon the size of a keyboard, while randomly yelling senseless obcenities (BOB. SAGAAAAAAAAAAAAT!), what do you do?
You run.
Each and every one of you would. Deny it all you want, but you would run.
If you try to fight someone, and they run at you fearlessly wielding a spoon the size of a keyboard, while randomly yelling senseless obcenities (BOB. SAGAAAAAAAAAAAAT!), what do you do?
You run.
Each and every one of you would. Deny it all you want, but you would run.
I am a master of the "windmill" stance. Nobody fucks with a guy who is spinning his arms around and yelling "BWEEEEEEEE".
But... What if we're running at them with an equally large spoon screaming "I AM A BANANAAAA!"? Would epic spooning commence?FireBlade_2049 said:
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I fence.....
I'm actually going to take kendo over the summer.
But my style is stabbing. I like stabbing.
With my fists...well, no one in the right mind would fight me, I'm 6'4 and 230 lbs. But my hand-to hand style would be to wait for them then beat the living shit out of them. Only if they were seriously trying to hurt me, though.
I'm actually going to take kendo over the summer.
But my style is stabbing. I like stabbing.
With my fists...well, no one in the right mind would fight me, I'm 6'4 and 230 lbs. But my hand-to hand style would be to wait for them then beat the living shit out of them. Only if they were seriously trying to hurt me, though.
In a video game sense I like heavy objects, blunt or sharp doesn't matter, as long as it leaves massive, life-threatening wounds.
Actually, my real life fighting style is about the same. Grab the nearest heavy object and strike my opponent repeatedly with it, or kick them with my steel-toed work boots. I only fight if seriously threatened though, so I'm a bit out of practice.
Actually, my real life fighting style is about the same. Grab the nearest heavy object and strike my opponent repeatedly with it, or kick them with my steel-toed work boots. I only fight if seriously threatened though, so I'm a bit out of practice.
Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, Aikido, Taekwondo and fencing have all been studied by me. I'm proficient in the use of most swords and a lot of other weapons, and I'm not too bad with hands and feet. My style right now is more Kung Fu/Aikido than anything else. I REALLY like joint locks and sticky hands.
My favorite weapon is either a Tai Chi sword or Katana (which I have trained to use one-handed.) My sword style is kind of my own, although I can fake a lot of other styles.
My favorite weapon is either a Tai Chi sword or Katana (which I have trained to use one-handed.) My sword style is kind of my own, although I can fake a lot of other styles.
Gaming or real life?
Because if it's gaming, I would have to say it depends on the game. In FPS's, I tend to go for tactical bursts/shots to the head. In beat-'em-ups, I tend to go for whoever feels the most comfortable. In any game with swords, I tend to search for a two-handed sword of any kind.
In real life, I let myself get smacked to pieces. I don't block, because some weird part of me is saying "no, that's a pansy thing to do. Are you a pansy, boy?", and any time I can withstand pummels to the head long enough to get my opponent in a headlock or whatever, some wierd, delirious part of my brain goes "you can't do that! It's not very chivalrous, now is it?". I have never managed to land one hit on any opponent, because punches to the face tend to leave one temporarily blind. Yeah, I can't fight wortha squat.
Because if it's gaming, I would have to say it depends on the game. In FPS's, I tend to go for tactical bursts/shots to the head. In beat-'em-ups, I tend to go for whoever feels the most comfortable. In any game with swords, I tend to search for a two-handed sword of any kind.
In real life, I let myself get smacked to pieces. I don't block, because some weird part of me is saying "no, that's a pansy thing to do. Are you a pansy, boy?", and any time I can withstand pummels to the head long enough to get my opponent in a headlock or whatever, some wierd, delirious part of my brain goes "you can't do that! It's not very chivalrous, now is it?". I have never managed to land one hit on any opponent, because punches to the face tend to leave one temporarily blind. Yeah, I can't fight wortha squat.