Your First Crush?

[Erana]

I don't fall in love.
Its nice, really.

*me is struck with a realization*
My hormone levels, they're in normal range now!
Good Lord! I might fall in love!
Nooooo!

So...come here often? How much did they pay you to drop out of the Miss Universe contest?

*Erana is still too busy yelling, "Noooooo!" to respond.
And no, I'm not horny yet. But now... It could happen.
Like a heart attack.
Like a car crash...
Like anything sudden and terrible!

LIKE DEATH!?

No, worse. More suffering involved.

 

[Metric Monkey]

-snip

Spoiler

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/08/03/Murder_Bears/murderbears.jpg

Are you sure bears are so hug-worthy, kind sir?

That's too epic to hug.

OT: I'm right in the middle of my first real crush. It's bull.

 

[Diablini]

Welcome to The Escapist. This one time I was visiting my aunt and I met a girl 1 year younger that me. I was 13 or 14 at the time, so we spent some quality time playing chess and cards and going outside. It liked another girl at the time but later realised she was a *****. It could have worked out with her but I threw it away. Then I had a crush on her for about a year and I never saw her again.

*Starts crying and grabs a magnum from under the bed*

There There, It'll be okay

I got over it a long time ago. But I am still lonely.

*Picks up the magnum again and starts shaking*

Chicken, men use windows FACE DEATH AS YOU PLUMMET TOWARDS IT!

*PHOOOOOW!*
*Brain splatter and blood dripping*
*Sound of a mother saying "Are you playing that game again"*
*Door opening*
*Screaming*

 

[Ace of Spades]

Currently in the middle of it.

Going well?

I'll see once school starts. I'm going to ask her out.

 

[AvsJoe]

My first crush ended in weird heartbreak. I was in almost every class with her between 6th grade and 10th grade, and when I finally built up the courage and was about to ask her out, I find out that she's a lesbian. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

 

[Disaster Button]

It's my first week in the 8th grade, and I have my first "real" crush. I say "real" because this is the first time where my affection for a girl went farther than just "Oh look, she is attractive, but we can't have a conversation without me wanting to shoot myself."

Anyway, this is my first crush, what was yours? Stories, descriptions, and reasons why you liked them are welcome.

Ugh, my first crush was awful. I suddenly decided to crush on my best mate for no apparent reason after like a year. And I practically lived in his shadow. It was.. pretty awful. And I never actually knew why they were called "crushes" until then. God, that was corny But seriously I was a wreck.

But that was a year and a half ago and we're mates again.. sorta. Anyway now I like this girl who has a boyfriend. Yay!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I don't fall in love.
Its nice, really.

*me is struck with a realization*
My hormone levels, they're in normal range now!
Good Lord! I might fall in love!
Nooooo!

So...come here often? How much did they pay you to drop out of the Miss Universe contest?

*Erana is still too busy yelling, "Noooooo!" to respond.
And no, I'm not horny yet. But now... It could happen.
Like a heart attack.
Like a car crash...
Like anything sudden and terrible!

Slow down sugar, I'm a diabetic.

But it'll hit you baby, it'll hit you [HEADING=1]Hard![/HEADING]

Anyway, you're so pretty that I forgot where I parked.

 

[lewism247]

My first crush ended in weird heartbreak. I was in almost every class with her between 6th grade and 10th grade, and when I finally built up the courage and was about to ask her out, I find out that she's a lesbian. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

epic fail.Unlucky man

 

[Pink_Pirate]

hmn... first crush...must have been in 4rth or 5th grade i think... i was like 10 or 11 ish i think..can't even remember her name, or what she looked like, but i remember the feeling...

 

[internetzealot1]

Jessica Alba

 

[Iron Mal]

My first crush was one of the 'popular' gals back in school (you know the ones I mean).

Long story short, I tried asking her out and she said she was flattered and all but she was already seeing someone.

That technically wasn't a 'no'.

 

[AvsJoe]

My first crush ended in weird heartbreak. I was in almost every class with her between 6th grade and 10th grade, and when I finally built up the courage and was about to ask her out, I find out that she's a lesbian. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

Well, I hope you are pleased with yourself, you made her a lesbian, for shame

She seems to enjoy it. I guess I done *some* good.

 

[damselgaming]

My first 'crush' as in when you babble incoherently and make a fool out of yourself was in year 12. Somehow I convinced him I was worthy and we're still together now (3 years later)... AWWWWW.

 

[Woodsey]

Haha, I'm 15 and my thoughts about girls don't go past looks... at all. Call me shallow, but I'll never drown anyone.

And isn't it not a crush when it's how you described it?

I remember mine, year 6 (I was 11?) - popular girl. And she was going out with my mate but err... I may have intervened with that... Ahem.

Funnily that was one of my longest relationships - I wouldn't bother; DULL. If you want a girl, keep it simple and then find the next one you want. Simple and more interesting.

EDIT: Sh*t I just read the lesbian one! If you'd asked her before she'd found out, you could of had your share and then watched the other share! Now THAT would be a story to tell.