Your First Kiss

[Dr Snakeman]

First kiss...

Well, it depends. The first time I ever made lip contact with a girl that I "liked" was when I was about ten years old. It wasn't really... anything. She jumped me, and held me down while I put up some token resistance (since, you know, "eew, girls have cooties" and all that).

My first real kiss, though, with actual post-pubescent sexual attraction? That was actually a few months ago. She was 20, I was 18. She had invited me over to a friend's house to hang out on the weekend, and she, I and a few of her friends were just sitting on the couch watching Zombieland.

We started getting a little cozy, and then her head got really close to mine, and it was only a matter of turning my head to the left before things got... fun.

Sad thing is, I was so clueless that I wasn't really sure if she liked me like that until it happened. I decided that we shouldn't try to take it any farther, and told her so the next day. In hindsight, it was a bad decision. She was cute, and funny, and a Doctor Who fan, and I shouldn't have let her go before I figured out what I had.

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That was a long post. Hope I didn't bore anyone to death.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Kindergarten.
Fuckin'...little girls are the Satan, ok?

I think, for that reason, a first kiss in a new relationship to me is a lot more important, so, reviewing those-
Can't remember the first one. (After the first kiss mentioned, that is. I remember my very first kiss...oh lord. -shudders-)
The second girl was a terrible kisser but it was probably the most amazing moment in my life up to that point due to various factors.
Third one was pretty great as well.

But yeah, my very first kiss? That sucked. Terribly. Fuck little girls. They are evil.

 

[Kizi]

With my sister's friend, at the age of around 7-8. It was quite silly because we were dared by a bunch of other kids and we went behind a shed to do it.

 

[kouriichi]

First kiss ever? Dont remember it. To long ago. ((im 20, but i dont care to remember my youth))

First kiss with my wife? I can recall that.
It all started a few years ago. I was trolling the web, and i might this chick in a forum. ((Not going to disclose it, but i will say it wasnt 4chan, my standards are higher then that))
We became instant friends and spent at least an hour a day hanging out and chatting. After a while we moved from the forum to AIM and spent more time talking.

Now i have nothing against homosexuals, or what they do in the bedroom, ((in fact, i tend to side with them if arguments breakout because they tend to be the less biased side)) but when she confessed her attraction to me, i couldnt help but shy away from her a little bit. I was just following one of the main rules of the internet, most "Women" on the web are men, and girl gamers are beyond rare.

After a while of talking she realized why i didnt want to say i love her back and she went out and bought a webcam. ((a cheap on, but mine was a Xbox cam, so im not one to talk)) We ended up Skyping that same afternoon, and continued our conversation into the night. Before long we were deep in love and ready to take it to the next level. ((This was about a year and a half after we met)) So, my uncle, wanting to go on vacation to Las Vegas, had to pass through the state she lived in, so i went with him.

We first met at the bus station ((my uncle took the rental car)), and the moment i got off the bus she flew into my arms, almost literally "glomping" me into a crowd of people, and we kissed. It was one of those moments that felt like it could only happen in the movie. We spent all night playing her Wii, and hanging out with her family. I spent the next few days in a local hotel, and hung out with her the entire time. ((Redacting the rest of this post to keep it PG))

And that's the story of my first kiss. Well, my first important kiss anyway. We have been together ever since, and have never had a single argument. After a few more years of working, im planning to move her way so we can have a real life together. Wow, that post was way longer then i thought it would be.

 

[SirDoom]

Let's see... I want to say 16, but it might have been 17. Could have been several months earlier though, but I refused.

That being said, since then, there has been very little in that front for me, and not due to a lack of girlfriends. With exception of the last few months, I've been in a relationship the entire time since then. She just refused any form of physical contact whatsoever. Never really got a good kiss in that year-long thing =/

(Oh, and I don't count "lips barely touching for a split second" as a real kiss. If that was the case, my first would have been several years back. Still though, that's about as intimate and enjoyable as gently headbutting someone with your face.)

 

[Riecharus]

I was 17. She was my first 'real' girlfriend I went in tentatively for a peck on the cheek but she put her arms around my neck and redirected me to her lips. It was awesome. I literally had to sit down when I walked home.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I feel old now, Whats a LURGI?

It's like 'cooties' but british .

 

[moosek]

I was 12, it wasn't really romantic. My buddy brought us over to his "girlfriend's" house (because when you're 13, that's not really a relationship). Me and his girlfriend's friend where hanging out on the couch, and after a few minutes of awkward conversation, we started making out.

As said by David Clayman, "Mass Effect 2 was a better experience than a lot things I've done. Mass Effect was better than graduating college, it was better than my first kiss..."

 

[ThreeWords]

I must have been 13 or 14, and that makes it around 3 or 4 years ago. With my memory (that begins to fade after around a month), I don't even remember who it was with. What I do know was that I was way nervous before hand, but found out it was neither as scary or difficult as I had worried.

 

[the rye]

I really haven't got round to it yet... i've been to busy, yes too busy with important things. Very important things.

 

[Akytalusia]

first was a chick i met at a ren fair, didn't feel anything for her, and learned that kissing isn't anything i enjoy. just seems really pointless to me.

 

[Otterby]

The circumstances leading there are too complicated and long for lazy old me to recite here, but it was two years ago (we were 16), in the middle of the night in a pitch black tent full of sleeping friends. Neither of us had any kissing experience and when I said it was pitch black I meant it - the only thing you could see was the little holes in the tent canvas above. Guess how well that kiss worked.

But I don't mind that anymore, and I'm not sure I did then. The important thing is that it was the beginning of our still ongoing relationship, which continues to make me excessively happy. But seriously, we hadn't even dated before that kiss!

Oh, and yes, we are perfectly competent at kissing in total darkness these days as well.

 

[aei_haruko]

first was a chick i met at a ren fair, didn't feel anything for her, and learned that kissing isn't anything i enjoy. just seems really pointless to me.

Can I put you down as "nihilist of the day"?

 

[Bernzz]

Uhh...why?

For sticking with it?

Ooohhhhh. Right. Yeah, most of the time it doesn't even occur to me. When it does I wish I didn't care about it, but for the most part it's fine.

Part of it could just be putting it out of your mind. Hell, I don't care now nearly as much as I did when I found out. You could ignore it for ages, think about it one day and go "Oh yeah, I remember that. Meh." and just no care anymore.

 

[aei_haruko]

I feel old now, Whats a LURGI?

It's like 'cooties' but british .

Ah, I understand now *smacks forehead* yep, cooties are bad, although there is a fun fact about what actual cooties are, rather funny

 

[ZRendZ]

17, Never have and probably never will!

This picture basically sums up me and relationships

 

[NerdElf]

I am the clone of the person above me with the foreveralone.jpg.

 

[epialesofaergia]

I was 12 on a field trip to a museum in NYC with my gifted class. This girl bothered me a little; she would always mildly talk shit to me, which I was a bit too young to realize that it was her being flirty. She lived really close to a friend that I played street hockey with, and would occasionally pass by on her way home or whatever to get flirty.

So, the day went normally for the first few hours. It was just a normal field trip, with the teacher taking the lead, moving all the kids in one massive herd while letting us explore each room freely after a brief summary of the room's theme. At one point in the museum, as the group was moving to another room, she put her hand on my chest to hold me back. I wasn't sure what was going to happen, but before I knew it, she pop kissed me right on the mouth. It completely shocked me; I remember my head feeling a bit spinny and I couldn't do anything but stand still with a dumbfounded look on my face. I had no idea that she was attracted to me in that way (being 12, I guess) and honestly, until that point, I hadn't really been attracted to her. Being my first kiss, though, I was instantly sentimental and warmed up to her a bit.

For the rest of the day, I took any opportunity I saw to discretely hold her hand (since, having just had my first kiss from a girl, and our doing something I had always imagined being a very private thing in public, was still a big deal). I remember testing the waters each time; I would touch her index finger to see what she would do, and she wrap it around mine, and slowly spider our way into each others palms. I remember her hands being tiny compared to mine (I was always a tall kid, though, I think I was about 5'5" when I was that age), and really cold.

Ugh. Too detail-y. Anyway.

After the field trip was over, and the normal bus ride seated next to the highest ranking member of our individual friendship hierarchy, we arrived back at a deserted school to retrieve our personal items from our lockers. No one was there aside from the few god-blessedly discrete janitors. We found each other extremely quickly (I know I couldn't wait to find out what was going to happen). Coincidentally, we were the only two who had lockers in that specific wing of our school. As soon as we felt save, the day of my first kiss also came to include my first makeout session. We were under the stairs in a connecting stairwell with huge windows on one side. The sun was setting over the top of the school, and I know that sounds very bizarre to be that sentimental about something that happened inside a school, but I'm sure if you lost your virginity in a hospital, you'd be more likely to remember the smell of her hair than the scent of death, disease and offensive cleaning products.

Anyway, I'll cut off the story here. It's really long, yes, but I haven't thought about it in detail in years.

 

[mortalsatsuma]

I was 18, late last year. Friend and I got drunk, and whilst I was walking with her back from a shop where we had bought booze, she forced me against a neighbours wall and kissed me. Was nice. We then proceeded to continue all night long and surprisingly, neither of us regretted it in the morning.