Your first post on the Escapist

[GodofDisaster]

My first post was for a thread entitled anime suggestions.

Just click the spoiler box to see it.

Spoiler

I would suggest d gray man it may start out a bit slow and boring but if you give it some time. It becomes quite good with a great story and likeable characters. or if you want to laugh then ghost stories is a good choice I was in hysterics within the first two episodes.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

We doing this again?

Defending Lara Croft as one of the greatest Video-Game heroines of all time. A position I continue to stand by to this day.

Seriously, I've answered this enough now that I didn't even have to go and look it up, I think my memory must be improving.

 

[Professor M]

It was a 'what would you ask God' thread.

I said I'd ask him when Half-Life 2: Episode Three was coming out.

Nobody noticed

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Ah HA!

Here's a few questions about your 'intelligent' MGS review.

1. Which Boss is it when I have to throw grenades at someone, because gunfire is useless?

2. Since when is the fight with fatman (the mad bomber) about Luck? You have a sensor to tell where the bomb is on the radar.

3. Do you need a game to make sense for you perfectly? Does it matter if realism isn't great? Mortal Kombat has a guy with Ice powers. Fallout 3 has a window which asks whether you want to change aspects of your childhood as you leave the vault.

4. Why do you need a walk through for this game? I managed perfectly fine without (Except MGS1 wasn't perfect, but I never used a walk through.

5. I happened to stumble into rations constantly by chance. Plus you can shake down guards for them, Dead or Alive.

6. Do you actually like stealth games or are you a fast paced counterstrike player who prefers first person shooters.

Someone CLAIMED to have an INTELLIGENT Metal Gear Solid Review. This set off my fan boy senses and I created an account and went to defend my most beloved game series!

Calumon: Me? Ummm...

That is way too similar. The copy cats are toast.

Calumon: Cheating is wrong!

Calumon: Just stating the obvious! : )

 

[Professor M]

*Snip*

Where is your avatar from? It is bugging me

 

[hazabaza1]

I was joyfully playing 150CC Mario Kart Wii.
I was in first place, closing in on the finish line. Everything was fine and dandy. Then, blue shell. Ouch. Oh well, still first. Red shell. Ouch. Down to 4th. Then, someone with a green shell ring hits me. I end up in 9th.

Not sure what a 'Green shell ring' is. I think I just meant green shell.
Oh well. A rather good first post, in my opinion.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Mine was asking for a Juggernaut code. I was a low-posting idiot backthen.
Hey, how come I never got a welcome message from anyone?!

 

[kurupt87]

Heh, mine was a rather epic fanboy review/disappointment/rage about FFXIII.

 

[joshuaayt]

Mine was about a fifteen year old girl being tried as an adult for murdering a nine year old. I was affirmative.

 

[Cheesebob]

Does he wear terrible Hawaian shirts?

My actual first post

 

[Irridium]

Bioshock

it's suprising that the game that was supposedly the game that won so many awards got boring after the first playthrough. It was fun, but after you beat it once, its worthless.
I bought it for $60... worst financial descision of my life, that 60 dollars could have been used for so much more...

it's a game to rent, not buy

Now unless I try games, I won't buy right away, and reviews don't help, they all said Bioshock was great... only for the first playthrough

the only exception for this is Haze for the PS3, and the reason for that is that it is being made by the creators of Goldeneye for the N64, possiably the greatest FPS of all time, and the Timesplitters games, games that were always fun.

Wow, that last paragraph makes me want to cry...

 

[Darth Caelum]

*Snip*

Where is your avatar from? It is bugging me

The Internet!
*Innocent Face*

If you really must Know, It's Light Yagami during one of his more......Evil Phases.

 

[Professor M]

*Snip*

Where is your avatar from? It is bugging me

The Internet!
*Innocent Face*

If you really must Know, It's Light Yagami during one of his more......Evil Phases.

Yes! I knew I recognised that handsome-yet-evil face

 

[RanD00M]

I live in Iceland and there is a Economic crisis so not only will i not afford all the games i want that are coming out but i will never ever ever have time to play them all

It was in a thread about said month being brutal for gamers.It was around 1,8 years ago.Ah good times.

 

[A random person]

Something in a thread about stereotypes I hate, though it's worth pointing out I posted in a few youth-bashing threads, what with me being the crazy youth-rights guy in my early days and all.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You are my favorite escapist.

Aww, I'm flattered...I guess.