Your forum health bar.

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.

[sub]Are you a badass forum user?
You better be to get into this thread.[/sub]​

Most of us don't have perfect forum health bars. So why not share your stories of how and why the hammer came down on you?

Spoiler: Mine:

I've had two infractions. My first warning was for creating a thread where I argued that wanting to jail paedophiles for being paeophiles and/or for making pornographic drawings was thought crime.
The thread did fine for a while, but then it got a bad case of the flames and Aylaine had to put it down... *sob*
Mind you, this was before threads discussing paedophilia were declared off-limits on the forums.

The second one was a low content warning. I posted a short clip of Dr. Claw going "Next time, Gadget" in a line of conversation that revolved around cursing Daystar for his power not to have his piss affected by asparagus.

[sub]If you were expecting to be able to show off your real-life scars when you opened this thread and are now sorely disappointed, feel free to show us those as well.[/sub]

Oh, and remember to avoid whining and mod-sass unless you want more scars to show off.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Just my appendectomy scar really...


Don't ever let your appendix nearly explode, worse pain you will ever experience, trust me.

Edit: And that's what I get for not reading the OP properly.

Not going to share my ban history, it's not exactly something I'm proud of.

I've said some very ignorant things and have learned from them.

Nothing else to tell really...

 

[TakeyB0y2]

Clean so far, and I'm hoping to keep it that way.

Sorry, I guess I'm kinda boring

 

[theparsonski]

I'm clean, and I've been active for a few days!

Score.

 

[Folji]

Nothing on here so far, but on another forum I managed to get banned three times over a few months time.

 

[krazykidd]

Two low content posts . At least i learned that i can get the trinity badges as lon as i don't get suspended or banned . That is currently my goal in life right now . To get to 10 000 posts without being suspended and getting that badge.

 

[hazabaza1]

I remember, I got my 3 day probation and then around the next day, I got my 2 week probation.
That was fun.
I think my first few warnings were low content, stuff like that. Then I started insulting people using the word "fuck" fairly often, if I remember.

 

[Jonluw]

Two low content posts . At least i learned that i can get the trinity badges as lon as i don't get suspended or banned . That is currently my goal in life right now . To get to 10 000 posts without being suspended and getting that badge.

...
Trinity is 100 posts without infractions...

Neo is 5,000

Probations also ruin your chances of Neo as far as I know. Warnings are the only things that don't affect your badge progress.

 

[smearyllama]

Got a warning for a really off-topic post, and got a warning for a one-word post. Both of these were thousands of posts ago, though, and other than that I've had no infractions.
I want that Neo badge, and I am not risking losing it.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Just my appendectomy scar really...


Don't ever let your appendix nearly explode, worse pain you will ever experience, trust me.

Edit: And that's what I get for not reading the OP properly.

Not going to share my ban history, it's not exactly something I'm proud of.

I've said some very ignorant things and have learned from them.

Nothing else to tell really...

Agreed - my scar is like 6 inches long. I was younger, though, so it stretched a bit as I grew, but the first doctor nearly sent me home with a UTI diagnosis until my mother intervened. I was septic and in surgery within the hour.

As for bans - nothing here, but I do tend to be a thread-killer, most die after I post for some reason.

 

[Scolar Visari]

I called somebody an "Arrogant fuck" one time and that got me a talking to. Most of the time though, I can remain just passive aggressive enough to slide by the mods.

 

[krazykidd]

Two low content posts . At least i learned that i can get the trinity badges as lon as i don't get suspended or banned . That is currently my goal in life right now . To get to 10 000 posts without being suspended and getting that badge.

...
Trinity is 100 posts without infractions...

Neo is 5,000

Probations also ruin your chances of Neo as far as I know. Warnings are the only things that don't affect your badge progress.

Sorry i don't know the name , i know there are three from the matrix that you can get , and i want all three . Isn't the last one at 10 000? Althogh if you are right , i'm half way there!

 

[Jonluw]

Sorry i don't know the name , i know there are three from the matrix that you can get , and i want all three . Isn't the last one at 10 000? Althogh if you are right , i'm half way there!

Nope, no 10,000 badge.
Here's a user group you might be interested in though:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Badge-Hunters

 

[geK0]

If you were expecting to be able to show off your real-life scars when you opened this thread and are now sorely disappointed, feel free to show us those as well.

Spoiler

It's a little hard to see because of the lighting and poor camera quality.

This scar is from a fateful knife conflict with a surgeon.... I won!

as for my forum health bar, I'm clean. (I'm probably the least offensive person you'll ever meet)

 

[geK0]

Just my appendectomy scar really...


Don't ever let your appendix nearly explode, worse pain you will ever experience, trust me.

Edit: And that's what I get for not reading the OP properly.

Not going to share my ban history, it's not exactly something I'm proud of.

I've said some very ignorant things and have learned from them.

Nothing else to tell really...

Bangers and Mash are bad for your appendix, you should start eating poutine instead

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Just my appendectomy scar really...


Don't ever let your appendix nearly explode, worse pain you will ever experience, trust me.

Edit: And that's what I get for not reading the OP properly.

Not going to share my ban history, it's not exactly something I'm proud of.

I've said some very ignorant things and have learned from them.

Nothing else to tell really...

Bangers and Mash are bad for your appendix, you should start eating poutine instead

You should start eating some shut the hell up.

Damn Canadians and your food that isn't like my food.

 

[geK0]

You should start eating some shut the hell up.

Damn Canadians and your food that isn't like my food.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you got a suspension from a post on this thread?
x D

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You should start eating some shut the hell up.

Damn Canadians and your food that isn't like my food.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you got a suspension from a post on this thread?
x D

That wouldn't be ironic.

That would be terrible T-T

As long as people know I'm joking, then I have nothing to fear.

That's why I put little smiley faces on my posts when I'm joking. Makes a bit more obvious without blowing the subtlety.