Your G.O.A.T. results

[Admiral Arby's]

I have always gotten Marriage Counselor. Every single time. I constantly get speech and melee weapons as my tagged skills as well. The third ones been different each time tho.

I mean, I can understand speech, but melee weapons??
What the hell did my character's counseling sessions look like?


Me: Ok, Mrs. Johnson, would you please tell me why the two of you have come to see me today?
Mrs. Johnson: Well, my husband, he never listens to m-
Me: *hits the husband over the head with a baseball bat* Be a better husband, dammit!!!
Mrs. Johnson: *looks on in horror at her husband is bleeding and unconcious on the floor*
Me: I'm glad I could help you folks with your problem. That'll be a hundred and fifty caps.

Why would they have caps in a vault?

Good point , I forgot they don't have caps in the vault... or pre-war money for that matter.

Well actually, no one would really charge anything in a vault, its just kind of your duty to do your determined job. For the good of the vault and whatnot.
But my character is a bit of an asshole. So he'd probably insist on payment of some kind anyways.

So I guess he'd demand a hundred and fifty water rations or something...

 

[Grayjack]

All my G.O.A.T's say that I'm a Pip-Boy Programmer.

 

[Boxpopper]

I think I was a Pedicurist, so, long, ago....

Mine too. Sigh...

 

[NeoDeath90]

My first was fry cook while my latest was medical assistant.

 

[Kimberland]

This if I can recall, I think I was supost to be the Preist guy.

 

[TheLastCylon]

The vault chaplain.

Boy did I prove that wrong.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

A garbage Specialist, not just a regular garbageman, but a specialist at it.

 

[skcseth]

Can't remember. I think plumber.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Lord of all Humans
Supervisor or programmer. I forgot

 

[Handofpwn]

Chaplain. Im just too nice, i guess.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

My goat said, "This is the most pointless part of the game!"

 

[walkingdead127]

Waste Manager. suck them apples.

 

[TopaZzz]

first char: marriage counselor
second char: little league coach

 

[LewsTherin]

I remember I got fry-cook once. It had heavy weapons, explosives, and security 0.o

*DAKKADAKKADAKKA* You want fries with that? *BOOM*

 

[RaNDM G]

My dad told me he'd disown me if I became a garbage burner, so I became a waste management specialist instead.

 

[rickthetrick]

Pedophile....what the?

 

[The_Chief]

latest few DIDN'T GIVE MEEEE ANYTHING BUT PEDICURIST!!!!

 

[CNKFan]

First evah: Like a preist or something
Most Recent: Pip-boy programmer

 

[Crazyshak48]

Fry cook. Every single time. My specialization is typically big guns, small guns or melee weapons, and explosives. Makes you wonder how they cook stuff down in the vault.

However, it does seem appropriate, given my love of the Burnmaster, my investment in a Nuka-Cola vending machine at my house in each game, and my particular enjoyment of Softshell Mirelurk meat and Ice Cold Nuka-Cola. So maybe the G.O.A.T. wasn't all bull

 

[SnowCold]

Fry Cook. My friend got Marriage Councilor. Which was pretty hilarious, considering his advice would be along the lines of "Fuck you."

No I'm not sure if the G.O.A.T. exists in Canada, but I took a bunch of online "career placement" tests as part of the curriculum in high school:
I believe that because I said something about loving animals and because I am most interested in visual art they placed me as a taxidermist. There's something wrong with that. Not only is taxidermy one of the gaudiest, worst-looking art-forms I know of, its also not something someone who "loves animals" is likely to enjoy.
I've heard that if you say you don't like anything it places you as a Mathematician.

Errrr, the GOAT is the quiz in Fallout 3...

Maybe it's censuered in the canadian version?