mine will say:
"I hate those fucking deathclaws"
or
"Martyrdom n00b!"
OR
"respwan in 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. You better hope you didn't teabag buddy!"
OORRR!!
"Insert coin please"
OOOORRRRR!!!!!
"DON'T FIGHT CHUCK NORRIS! NO I MEAN IT!!"
I'm not going to be buried, I'm going to be strung to a trebuchet with C4 strapped to my hands feet and waist, then tossed as far as possible before detonating in the air.
"Tom, if you see this I did had sex with your wife, I did get her pregnant, I did stole your bike back in High School, I did break your car, and yes I was the one eating the cookies in the fridge everyday." Hope you're OK, have a nice life!.
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