Your Gravestone.

[Varrdy]

"Here lies Adam Ward
Born 1982, Died 2011

Back in a minute!"

Wardy

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Grimlock Fett
1984-2011
Y U NO CRYING MORE

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Here lies Cameron Hogg
1993-20000
"Immortality got boring..."

OR

Here lies Hogg the Man-dawg
1993-2009
"Mr Holt did not appreciate him peeing on his carpet..."

 

[theheroofaction]

1995-2011

[/life]

 

[Daverson]

Three words:
Obvious. Erronious. Dates.

For example:
[Daverson]
1202-2011
"What do mean 'Garlic Bread'?"

Either that or:
[Daverson]
19__-2011
"I lived a good life, and I got was this lousy tombstone"

 

[katsumoto03]

Rick rolled in his grave.

(get it?)

I do! I do!

OT:

Either: "BRB a sec, guys!" or "Female necrophiliacs welcome!"

 

[TheLiham]

Here Lies Liam

I'm alive, Dig me up you stupid fucking cunts.

 

[Yoshemo]

If I suicide (which I could never do, which makes this awesome idea useless..) I would have it say "rage quitter"

 

[Someone Depressing]

"Some cynical Game reviewer
Never got around to Bulletstorm"

19## - 20##

Or maybe

"Ness. Died after finally snapping in a criminally insane sanitorium. Pulled a giant iron onto himself"

199X - ... What year is it in this game?"

Or maybe

"Me. I seperated from the team, as a result I was incapitated"

"Chapter 1 - Finale"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I want:

Matt
19XX-2011
300 RPM

humour:
*Both Red and Dead but as yet no Revolution*
*A Halo is just out of his Reach*
*Beware: Light Sleeper; Do Not Wake*

 

[Konaerix]

There was a grave here, it's gone now

 

[Captain_M]

The best thing I ever heard someone want to put on his tombstone came from Groucho Marx.

"Excuse me, I can't stand up."

Unfortunately when he died he didn't get it.

 

[Mysten]

"He wasn't a zombie when we buried him."

For legal purposes.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Sam Hunter 1994 - 2011

Followed by one or more of these lines.

"He was open to necrophilia"

"Don't stand on the copper pipe, he's just really dedicated to his DnD games"

"I swear to God, fucking campers"

 

[EHKOS]

EHKOS
1993-2077
Lost the game...of life (haha)
or
I thought I had another fairy
or
EHKOS RAN OUT OF USABLE POKEMON! EHKOS BLACKED OUT!