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Tiger Sora

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Shoes that can make the white man dance.
If black people would stop saying the white man can't dance I would of never had to invent these things. I bet alot of club posers would buy these, even at the $179.95 price tag.
 

Johnny Impact

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ADeskofRichMahogany said:
But in all seriousness, I thought of trying to make a information network for US interstate transportation. The idea was cars would have like a built in monitor displaying speed limits, upcoming exits, special conditions, etc. Basically like a GPS, all connected to this network. Stations responsible for over-seeing traffic conditions on certain segments of the interstate could update information for their segments when circumstances occur, allowing for quick up-to-date information. For example, heavy rainstorms on I-XY has caused a traffic jam between miles QWER and miles ASDF; estimated delay 30 minutes.
There are a number of services already doing this. Several people I know get it through their cell phones -- maps, traffic info, the works. I'm pretty sure my TomTom can link with a traffic advisory service, although I've never bothered.
 

Total LOLige

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Drakmeire said:
I want to create a self-cooling pillow because I hate having a warm pillow when I go to sleep and I also hate having to turn it over all the time to keep it cold.
I had that idea once, how did you steal it from my mind?
 

novixz

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A shoe that automatically adjust itself to fit you'r arch, size, and whatever design you want it becomes.
 

StellarViking

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When I was eight, I had this awesome idea and even a mockup for a lawn vacuum that would basically be the opposite of a leaf blower. Instead of blowing leaves and grass clippings, it would suck them into a bag so you don't have to rake leaves and hassle with the garbage bags. I was so excited, I was actually trying to raise money for it.

Then I saw one.
 

000Ronald

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It isn't mine, but it's still the first thing I thought of.

Ultratech Gives You...The Hate Hat! An Ultratech Innovation! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.79950-How-To-Hate-An-Ultratech-Innovation?page=1]
 

jack583

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Demonicdan said:
An oven which can cook at negative temperatures.
so....
a freezer?

also: palm-mounted flamethrower
because on a scale of awesome: fire shooting gun < fireball
i even have the plans drawn
 

jack583

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Ap07h30515 said:
Direct brain to computer input/output. Just one step closer to the Matrix.
just one problem with that: "hey! mike's online! oh crap i just deleted is mind!"
 

Demonicdan

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jack583 said:
Demonicdan said:
An oven which can cook at negative temperatures.
so....
a freezer?

also: palm-mounted flamethrower
because on a scale of awesome: fire shooting gun < fireball
i even have the plans drawn
No it cooks, but with the power of cold!
 

DonMartin

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A little box that scans an object and then SWHOOOSH IT'S INSIDE THE LITTLE BOX NO MATTER HOW BIG AND THEN YOU PRESS ANOTHER BUTTON AND IT GOES SWHAAAAAAM AND THE OBJECT YOU SCANNED IS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AGAIN

It's basically a little box that sucks big things into it.


There's a joke in that last sentence, Im sure of it.


No, but seriously, I cant keep track of how many times Ive wished for this little box when my bike breaks down or the like.
 

StonedMonkey

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Drakmeire said:
I want to create a self-cooling pillow because I hate having a warm pillow when I go to sleep and I also hate having to turn it over all the time to keep it cold.
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you kid, know whats up. =P

*double post, havent posted much and i made a booboo.lol
 

Brutal Peanut

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Dog onesies. Onesies made to properly fit a dog, with a place to put diapers inside and securely hold them, so they don't sag. Mostly for female breeding dogs, or people who don't spay their female dogs, or use human baby diapers instead of the expensive dog diapers.

I noticed this when my Mother's dachshund was wearing a diaper because it kept falling off, or she kept curling her back up because it would sag uncomfortably, which can hurt their backs in the long run. My husbands aunt's dog also just kept taking hers off. I thought why not a onesie instead of a diaper harness? A onesie would probably be a lot more comfortable, and I could make one that's a lot cheaper.

I was thinking about making about twenty and then opening up some kind of online Etsy shop and see how they would do, But then I thought, "What if they don't do well and I still have twenty dog onesies!?" O_O yeesh. lol
 

Simeon Ivanov

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A robotic Helghast like army ... then I would pit them against eachother and watch as robotic blood rains down muahahahah!!!!