Your Greatest "Derp" Moment

[Vault101]

at work we have security cards that open the door, (just hold it up and it beeps) one day it wasnt working.....I held it there for a second confused

then I realised I was using my "bus" card

 

[emeraldrafael]

someone asked me what my name was and I told them I dont know.

Oh I perfectly heard the question and knew what they asked, but I honestly had forgotten my name for that brief moment.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Yesterday I wrote a capital "D" backwards.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To this day I remember it vividly. Running around the playground crying while in Grade 2 asking everyone I knew if they could help me find my glasses. They were on my face.

 

[mysecondlife]

sigh.. in my fluid mechanics midterm I lost a chunk of points because at the end because I forgot to divide my answer by 2. and I had it all the correct equations written out as well.. I was just in a rush to get it over with.

its going to upset me for quite a while.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Waking up naked next to someone who looked at me and said my name lovingly... And I could not for the love of me remember their name.

DERP

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Backing out of my driveway at an angel about a month ago...right into the back of my friends car. He drives an older Jeep (steal Jeep) and I drive a tinfoil Honda so naturally he had no damage and I put about $2,000 of damage into mine. Derp...funny story now though.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I wondered why Ash's last name was Catchem for many years since the show Pokemon began. I felt like it didn't relate to ketchup whatsoever nor anything to do with Texas (or cowboy related). It wasn't until I saw Ash say out loud in one of the new series when I was over my Ex girlfriend's house, "I'm going to catch them all!"

Suddenly, that quote hit me... and out of the blue, I slapped my face with incredible force. An epic facepalm left a mark on my nose mainly, which my girlfriend (now an ex) kept asking why did I do that. Was to humiliated to admit anything.

I didn't know that until someone mentioned it sometime last year. All this time...I felt pretty silly. :3

 

[TheLoneBeet]

I work in a restaurant. I once cooked, served, forgot about and received a complaint for..

..a pasta that contained no noodles.

DERP!

 

[That One Fellow]

Me and my friends went to the local grocery to grab some energy drinks, and we were discussing them as we were walking to the store, walked right by the energy drinks, and stopped. One friend asked why we were at the store, the other said they swore we were going to grab something, we left, and the whole car ride back to the house we were talking about energy drinks. A few hours later one of us piped up. "Where's the energy drinks?"

Derpaherp

 

[Nouw]

10x14=/=14.

I can't do math under pressure damn it!