Your ideal death

[cyrad]

FEeling that i achieved much in my life, I want to lie down after a night of playing my favorite video game and pass peacefully in my sleep.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Piano falling on me from a tall building, or eaten by a Hippo. They're both hilarious ways to die that I can't imagine anyone keeping a straight face when they're told.

 

[BIGpanda]

Of age. anything over 60 would be really nice.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Dying in a bathtub full of money, yes I totally ripped that off from Slumdog Millionaire.

 

[Thewolfman]

I want to die in a way that will let me return to this world as a spirit, seeable by those i chose, able to travel anywhere i chose, and able to help those i chose and spite those i hate.

 

[DarkWolf901]

I will be killed by a revenge obsessed, grief stricken warrior, after I've wrenched the soul of his/her close beloved. Which, incidentally, will have been the final soul I will have needed to power my transformation into an indestructibly powerful lich, and I will than brutally slaughter all living beings within fifty miles and resurrect them as my undead minions. I will than continue my undeath/unlife(whichever you prefer) in mad seclusion in my impenetrable doom fortress claiming to be the emperor of the world and killing and reanimating anyone who disagrees as an intelligent undead so they can realize they should have just humored me.

Kind of like the Dread Emperor from the Book of Vile Darkness, but with undead awesomeness.(and not dragging around children to be magically forced to take my injuries upon themselves...)

 

[Bigfatstupid]

For a peaceful death, I'd like to die in my sleep.

For a quick and painless death, I'd prefer a shotgun to the head.

For an awsome way to die. I'd like to blow myself up and take the creator of 4kids with me.

 

[Benj17]

I'd like to die of old age in a pile of hot naked ladies.
I know it's stereotypical, but whatever.

to be fair, which man wouldn't

i mean we only have to look to hugh hefner for guidance

 

[Datalord]

How about dying while simultaneosly devloping a virus that revitalizes all organs except the brain and gives brain cells infinite life. Then it spills onto me, i revive in a matter of minutes, go out and tell no one of my discovery, then go out and do whaever the F i want for the next 600 years, take over a continent, declare war, win, then walk outside my house and promptly die in a car accident

 

[bad rider]

Fighting off an army of penguins with nothing but my bear hands and a packet of liquorice allsorts.

Edit: also I'm going to donate all organs apart from my heart. The plan with that is that it's put in a jar and then a friend of mine will go up to a girl after sneakily putting it in her bag then saying, excuse me I think you just stole my heart.

 

[Datalord]

I hope to die in a huge battle with all the pantheons of gods and goddesses versus chuck norris, 500 grizzly bears, and the entire cast of House.

Dragonforce will be playing in the background.

Word for word, exactly what I was going to say.

I bow down to your awesomeness

I wish i could come up with something that awesome, all i had was irony, yours could only be more awesome if it had tits or were on fire

Edit, actually it has tits already and most likely there will be fire

 

[DragunovHUN]

If i'm gonna die, i want to die fighting for a worthy cause or my country. Failing that, i'll settle for a heart attack while a hot 20-something chick is riding me.