Your impossible questions?

[BlumiereBleck]

What is man?

 

[friboy2791]

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

batman hangs the joker upside down

my question is
Who would win in a fight Rick Moranis or Rick Astley

 

[Dfskelleton]

"What's 2+2?"
I haven't met a single person who has ever answered that.
Also, one time in science class, I randombly blurted out "How do squids breed?". nobody knew...

 

[friboy2791]

Can somebody with multiple personalities fall in love with one of their personalities?

Not really impossible to answer, just something that's been bugging me for awhile.

How? they could never meet.

obviously you've never seen fight club

 

[Dfskelleton]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Shoot myself.

OT: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Keep counting till he hits his 18th birthday and you will know.

P.s I would rape Bieber so hard his balls would drop and shoot Cirus just to see it in tomorrows headlines...then i would claim i am a catholic priest and swear that Miley was a witch and needed to be purged. And Bieber? Ow come on, you know that never happend.

No, that's too embarrasing. Beat bieber to death with the gun, then load a fragment of his skull into the chamber, shoot Miley in the face with it, then beat her to death with bieber's limbs. Then, make a lockpick out of her bones, and use the bullet on whoever locked you in the room. Easy.

 

[SantoUno]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Actually I happen to like Miley Cyrus's voice to an extent.

I mean come on, obviously I would shoot Justin Bieber, then try to hit on Miley Cyrus by praising her singing and hot looks.

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

Uhm...

 

[Brad Shepard]

Where the hell are the aliens?

Talk to tom cruise

Bun dum tish.

OT: What is best in life?

 

[Brad Shepard]

what do I have in my pocket?

Your hand, because you have to check whats in there.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Infinite + i
_______________
0​

Infinite plus the square root of negative one divided by zero.

 

[Mikeyfell]

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

that's how Chuck Norris was conceived

 

[captaincabbage]

If you are trying to fail at everything you have ever done, and you succeed, do you fail, or succeed?

 

[Mikeyfell]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

shoot Miley and beat Justin to death with her corpse.

 

[Naheal]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Miley Cirus would kill Beiber. She may be a pop star, but she seems to have a head on her shoulders.

OT: Can someone find me an incorruptible politician?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

 

[Talshere]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

No its a statement, which can be answered with a question. "Why don't you want to be a dinosaur?"

 

[HarmanSmith]

What is man?

A miserable little pile of secrets. Next question.

OT: Why is there air?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Mother, I don't want to be a dinosaur."

I know it's not a question. That's why IT HAS NO ANSWER.

No its a statement, which can be answered with a question. "Why don't you want to be a dinosaur?"

Because they've got tiny arms.

Also, they're all dead.


Also, it's something a friend of mine said out of nowhere the other day, and it was really funny at the time, even though I'm not sure why.

 

[Mikeyfell]

do GeeSe see God?

Taco Cat!

 

[Sjakie]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Shoot myself.

OT: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Keep counting till he hits his 18th birthday and you will know.

P.s I would rape Bieber so hard his balls would drop and shoot Cirus just to see it in tomorrows headlines...then i would claim i am a catholic priest and swear that Miley was a witch and needed to be purged. And Bieber? Ow come on, you know that never happend.

No, that's too embarrasing. Beat bieber to death with the gun, then load a fragment of his skull into the chamber, shoot Miley in the face with it, then beat her to death with bieber's limbs. Then, make a lockpick out of her bones, and use the bullet on whoever locked you in the room. Easy.

I considered that option before, i have no problem with embarresment but do suck at crafts