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Queen Michael said:
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Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
Shoot one of them then beat the other to death with the empty gun and your bare hands.
Pick the lightest one. Kill the lightest one with the bullet. Kill the remaining irritant with the lightest one (wield like a baseball bat).
You shoot yourself, obviously.
NO FOOL! Then you're being selfish and subjecting the rest of the world to both of them. You beat them both to dead then shoot off the lock to the door.

Rattler5150 said:
Who accidentally the whole world?
Either God or George W. Bush
 

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burzummaniac said:
A man lives on the penthouse(top floor) of an apartment building. Each day he goes to work at 7 o'clock, using the elevator outside his apartment. When he comes back from work at 5 o'clock, he can only travel halfway up the floors with the elevator and must walk the rest of the way, unless there is someone else in the lift or unless it's raining. Why?
Because he's too small to reach the top button without either getting someone else to do it or poking it with his umbrella.
Damn it....You're right....

Ok, try this one:
"A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man. The man simply says thanks and leaves the bar. Why?"

Try this one.
He had a hickup. The bartender noticed it from his talking and healed him with the shock.

A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep. In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside. Horrified at what he sees, he hurls himself out his window to his death.

Why does he do this?
Gah! Defeated again! I need to think of new riddles...

As for your question:

I thought for more than 1 hour about this one. My answer is that he lives in a light house or power station. When he turned off the lights, something bad happened. Either the city turned into a disaster or a ship crashed. When he saw this, he couldn't live with the guilt and killed himself. I'm probably wrong, but it's worth a try.
Yupp...you are right...you are wrong :D


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 

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Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
trick question shoot yourself ha ha wait.... yeah
 

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Piflik said:
burzummaniac said:
Piflik said:
burzummaniac said:
Brainplant said:
burzummaniac said:
A man lives on the penthouse(top floor) of an apartment building. Each day he goes to work at 7 o'clock, using the elevator outside his apartment. When he comes back from work at 5 o'clock, he can only travel halfway up the floors with the elevator and must walk the rest of the way, unless there is someone else in the lift or unless it's raining. Why?
Because he's too small to reach the top button without either getting someone else to do it or poking it with his umbrella.
Damn it....You're right....

Ok, try this one:
"A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man. The man simply says thanks and leaves the bar. Why?"

Try this one.
He had a hickup. The bartender noticed it from his talking and healed him with the shock.

A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep. In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside. Horrified at what he sees, he hurls himself out his window to his death.

Why does he do this?
Gah! Defeated again! I need to think of new riddles...

As for your question:

I thought for more than 1 hour about this one. My answer is that he lives in a light house or power station. When he turned off the lights, something bad happened. Either the city turned into a disaster or a ship crashed. When he saw this, he couldn't live with the guilt and killed himself. I'm probably wrong, but it's worth a try.
Yupp...you are right...you are wrong :D


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I couldn't understand the last sentence...
 

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CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
It equals Infinite. There is a complicated explanation, but basically it can all be summed to...
Infinity + Infinity = Infinity
Infinity * Infinity = Infinity

[Hey, I guess something good did come out of MATH102 - Introduction to Algebra. :)]

EDIT: Probably got ninja'd several times before, but I had to do it anyways.


Furthermore, I saw earlier someone asking about division by 0. It's undefined, it can't be done. There are some number systems that define it (as infinity), but the standard Western Mathematical system leaves it undefined. [Both cases make equal sense. Having it defined allows some things to be done, but it's mostly useless].
 

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Aesthetical Quietus said:
CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
It equals Infinite. There is a complicated explanation, but basically it can all be summed to...
Infinity + Infinity = Infinity
Infinity - Infinity = 0
Infinity * Infinity = Infinity
Infinity / Infinity = 1

[Hey, I guess something good did come out of MATH102 - Introduction to Algebra. :)]
No, infinity - infinity and infinity / infinity are indeterminate.

If they weren't, we'd have this problem:
2 + infinity = infinity
=>
2 + infinity - infinity = infinity - infinity
=>
2 + 0 = 0
=>
2 = 0
 

Aesthetical Quietus

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Maze1125 said:
Aesthetical Quietus said:
CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
It equals Infinite. There is a complicated explanation, but basically it can all be summed to...
Infinity + Infinity = Infinity
Infinity - Infinity = 0
Infinity * Infinity = Infinity
Infinity / Infinity = 1

[Hey, I guess something good did come out of MATH102 - Introduction to Algebra. :)]
No, infinity - infinity and infinity / infinity are indeterminate.

If they weren't, we'd have this problem:
2 + infinity = infinity
=>
2 + infinity - infinity = infinity - infinity
=>
2 + 0 = 0
=>
2 = 0
Hm, good point. Guess I need to either re-read my lecture notes, or ask him some questions.
[Or maybe not try to remember my notes at 3:20am]
Thanks for that^^
 

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The math and science questions pretty much all have answers, and I'm really bored.

CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
Eclectic Dreck said:
Yeah, he's pretty much right but I'll elaborate because I'm still bored.

The first thing to realize is that infinity is not treated as a number in mathematics. It's better to think of it as a set or domain of numbers that have various parameters, but no end. Since infinity is a set that has no end, adding any real number to it, even infinity itself, does not change the set parameters therefore ∞+∞=∞, as was already pointed out.

As far as ∞-∞, there actually is an answer, which is the domain of all real numbers, which symbol is (roughly) |R. Basically the answer is any number you want. The reasoning behind this is that, algebraically, if you want to prove a subtraction you invert the equation to show that it's true. If x-y=z, then z+y=x. Ex. 5-3=2 so 2+3=5. With ∞, any number works. ∞-∞=5 and 5+∞=∞ so that equation is true. You could use 15 instead of 5, or any number for that matter and it would still be true, because adding anything to an infinity doesn't change that set. So basically ∞-∞=|R. So there is a correct answer, just not a conventional one.

∞*∞=∞. It's just like the addition problem. You're merely adding an infinite set to itself an infinite number of times. Still doesn't change anything.

∞/∞=|R. Basically the same type of proof as subtraction. If x/y=z then z*y=x. ∞/∞=5 and 5*∞=∞. Once again, any number works.

Private Custard said:
I have one.

If a fly is flying down the railway line and happens to meet the windscreen of a train travelling in the opposite direction, does the fly stop before going back in the same direction as the train, even for a nanosecond?

Logic states that if something is going to suddenly change direction 180 degrees (with no deviation left or right), it'll have to stop, even for the smallest time. But if the train is moving in that direction, how could the fly stop before going the other way?
I think someone else did this one too, I'm just really bored. This is basic mechanics, no quantum theory or such involved. It's conservation of momentum. The fly has mass and velocity and therefore has an amount of momentum or inertia. It's traveling at a vector directly opposite that of the train's, so when it hits the train it must experience complete negative acceleration, before being accelerated along the vector that the train is traveling on. The fly must have zero velocity for an instant before being pushed in the direction of the train. Otherwise, it would be like going from 0-60mph in your car without ever going 35mph. You can't just skip from 34mph to 36mph without going through 35 first. Also the train would decelerate very, very slightly from the impact with fly, since both objects have mass and velocity and momentum is conserved. Of course, the train has so much more momentum, it's not like you'd notice if you were on it.

Wakikifudge said:
Ah I have a good one.
Walk from one side of your room to the other. You would agree that in order to get across your room you first have to walk half that distance. However, in order to get to half that distance you would first have to walk a quarter of the distance of your room. But to get to that quarter you would have to walk an eighth. And to walk that eighth you would first have to walk a sixteenth. The point is that to travel a distance you have to first move half that distance, and half of the half, and half of that half, ect. Since there are an infinite amount of fractions because there is an infinite amount of numbers. This means that there is an infinite amount of halves you must travel to get to the other side of your room!
Tell me. How is it that you are able to walk across your room if you have to travel an infinite amount of halfway points? Don't just say by moving one leg because this applies to all movement of anything.

PS I didn't come up with this. Some philosopher who's name I can't remember did. Our logic teacher gave us this rant in class the other day and no one could come up with an answer. That is because it's a paradox.
To me there are two answers to this; the mathematical one and the physical one.

From a purely math standpoint you would never reach the other side. The distance you are from the other side of the room could be represented as the function d(n->∞)=1/(2^n). You would only reach the opposite wall after an infinite number of moves and so would never get there.

However, an answer I came up with after a bit of thought (and feel free to cram this down your teacher's throat if it's brought up again) is taken from a physical standpoint. While you would halve your distance for a certain number of moves that depends on how large the room is, eventually you wouldn't be able to do that anymore. Between your eyes, brain and muscles you only have a certain amount of motor function to discern certain distances. After a point, your body would literally be physically unable to move such a minute distance as to travel half your previous movement. Basically, from a practical view, there is a minimum distance that you can move. Therefore: A. you would stop moving completely, which would invalidate the paradox completely as the whole thing revolves around reaching the other side, or B. you would reach your minimum range of movement and continue to travel the minimum distance each move, eventually causing you to reach the other side. The fucked up thing is, I didn't come up with that until two days after someone pushed the same question on me. It's like when someone rips on you and you only think of a witty comeback 2 hours later. I hate shit like that.

RabbidKuriboh said:
What will it take for a female to be atracted to me?
A miracle? Naw just kidding but seriously, you walked right into that one.

bak00777 said:
why do people think Dane Cook is funny?
Because science has proven the existence of douchebags.

Niccolo said:
AvsJoe said:
What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?
Wrong again. A force is not made up of energy; the energy is resultant that acts upon the object due to the force.

One thing first: Unstoppable force is the same thing as an infinite force.

Let's assume that the original poster means "immovable object", not "indestructible object". The answer to the second is as Zeeky said; force transferrance. The indestructible object would be subject to the unstoppable force and would undergo infinite acceleration. The original object would rebound with exactly negative infinite acceleration, itself being an unstoppable force as well.

Or both objects would be annihilated.

Now, the first one (immovable object). An immovable object by definition must be of infinite mass; this means that the energy required to move the object is infinite - hence, immovable.

Hold on, here's where it gets interesting. The object going at an infinite acceleration will be of infinite mass itself (laws of relativity, the object will be travelling at the speed of light due to the infinite acceleration) and, as such, will in fact be subject to infinite kinetic energy. When this encounters the immovable object... the immovable object will be moved.



The trouble with this question is that the unstoppable force and the immovable object are essentially two sides of the same coin. The theoretical immovable object is an object of infinite mass that cannot be moved by any real force and can only be moved by an infinite force - which is the aforementioned unstoppable force.
Yeah, pretty much right. The really messed up thing is, nothing with mass can ever travel at the speed of light. You'd basically have an object with an infinite amount of kinetic energy colliding with an infinite amount of inertia. Regardless both objects, regardless of which one is moving as that could actually be considered relative, would both have to contain an infinite amount of energy So, I dunno, the universe collapses, it's not really physically possible anyway. I hope.

Wow, did I just write all that? Holy crap I hope this is the longest post I ever put on Escapist. That's what happens when a physics major gets very bored. But really there's only one law of physics you have to remember.

The 1st law of physics: Never under any circumstance piss off a physicist with a crowbar.
 

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Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
You shoot yourself, obviously. You won't have to hear either!

Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
The temporary answer I came up with is that the uncomfortable feeling of pain is a survival mechanism to have you stop doing whatever was hurting you, as it was obviously not healthy.
Impossible question answered? Possibly.
 

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CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
In layman's terms, it equals infinity. In technical terms, i.e. those terms Maths students like me understand, it's a moot point either way, as infinity doesn't exist as a number yet is very useful as a concept and theory, with which we can prove all sorts of useful basic functions that act as the building blocks for mathematics in general :D.
 

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TheMann said:
Wakikifudge said:
Ah I have a good one.
Walk from one side of your room to the other. You would agree that in order to get across your room you first have to walk half that distance. However, in order to get to half that distance you would first have to walk a quarter of the distance of your room. But to get to that quarter you would have to walk an eighth. And to walk that eighth you would first have to walk a sixteenth. The point is that to travel a distance you have to first move half that distance, and half of the half, and half of that half, ect. Since there are an infinite amount of fractions because there is an infinite amount of numbers. This means that there is an infinite amount of halves you must travel to get to the other side of your room!
Tell me. How is it that you are able to walk across your room if you have to travel an infinite amount of halfway points? Don't just say by moving one leg because this applies to all movement of anything.

PS I didn't come up with this. Some philosopher who's name I can't remember did. Our logic teacher gave us this rant in class the other day and no one could come up with an answer. That is because it's a paradox.
To me there are two answers to this; the mathematical one and the physical one.

From a purely math standpoint you would never reach the other side. The distance you are from the other side of the room could be represented as the function d(n->∞)=1/(2^n). You would only reach the opposite wall after an infinite number of moves and so would never get there.
Not really, since the endless sum over 1/2^n is always smaller than 1 (...or rather smaller than 2, if you start counting at 0...)
 

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TheMann said:
Niccolo said:
Yeah, pretty much right. The really messed up thing is, nothing with mass can ever travel at the speed of light. You'd basically have an object with an infinite amount of kinetic energy colliding with an infinite amount of inertia. Regardless both objects, regardless of which one is moving as that could actually be considered relative, would both have to contain an infinite amount of energy. So, I dunno, the universe collapses, it's not really physically possible anyway. I hope.

Wow, did I just write all that? Holy crap I hope this is the longest post I ever put on Escapist. That's what happens when a physics major gets very bored. But really there's only law of physics you have to remember.

The 1st law of physics: Never under any circumstance piss off a physicist with a crowbar.
Hunh, so I got that mostly right? Sweet. Nice to know my brain's not too rusty.

That whole "Unstoppable force/immovable object" question has always seriously bugged me. The answer was always right there but I never heard anyone get it.
 

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If Final fantasy 8 and 13 touched eachother would it create a singularity of bad game design?
 

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Wakikifudge said:
Ah I have a good one.
Walk from one side of your room to the other. You would agree that in order to get across your room you first have to walk half that distance. However, in order to get to half that distance you would first have to walk a quarter of the distance of your room. But to get to that quarter you would have to walk an eighth. And to walk that eighth you would first have to walk a sixteenth. The point is that to travel a distance you have to first move half that distance, and half of the half, and half of that half, ect. Since there are an infinite amount of fractions because there is an infinite amount of numbers. This means that there is an infinite amount of halves you must travel to get to the other side of your room!
Tell me. How is it that you are able to walk across your room if you have to travel an infinite amount of halfway points? Don't just say by moving one leg because this applies to all movement of anything.

PS I didn't come up with this. Some philosopher who's name I can't remember did. Our logic teacher gave us this rant in class the other day and no one could come up with an answer. That is because it's a paradox.
this reminds me of a similar one I randomly thought of myself one day. If something, say a ball is falling towards the ground it has to go half that distance, and then half that distance again and so on. With this logic in mind, doesn't that mean it could never reach the floor??

I have never been able to think of the answer to this myself, and I don't think I ever will. It's sort of one of those brain killer things that defy the laws of everything if you know what I mean.