Your impossible questions?

[Queen Michael]

Will your answer to this question be no?

I was going to answer this one with a plain "Yes" or "No", but then when I tried to, it was impossible for me to come up with a good reply!

 

[Amphoteric]

Why are unicorns hollow?

 

[That's Funny]

When you die, where does your mind go?

And it's not as simple as you might think.

 

[CheesusCrust]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Bloodstain]

Who is phone? (Inside joke between a bunch of blokes I know on skype.)

It's a well known 4chan meme. Just like my OT-question:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[rokkolpo]

Where the hell are the aliens?

in space.

 

[No_Remainders]

Does this all really exist?

 

[Broken Boy]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Turn gun on self. At least I would! ; )

 

[EatPieYes]

Will your answer to this question be no?

Why should I tell you?

That's not an answer.

OnT: Why do you get hiccups?

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Is it possible to slam a revolving door?

If something was in it's way, it would slam correct?

Yes. Yes it would.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

There are three incredibly quick and agile, almost too much for the human eye, walking piranhas that can stop their prey's movement with a venomous bite. Consequently, and ironically, they are very, very slow when eating. They take hours upon hours, upon hours to do so.

You and your significant other, the love of your life, have managed to escape to a basement in some nondescript building. The piranhas are hard at work gnawing at the door.

You both are waiting for the inevitable to happen in the following seconds. Also, you have one firearm with but one bullet and your significant other is a hardcore catholic and does not believe in suicide and has just told you that he/she won't do it. No matter what.

You have little time left.

What do you do?

Shoot my wife for being catholic. Why didnt she tell me?! THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE WAS A MISTAKE.

On a serious note i would line up our heads and pull a double headshot. If i really had to. If the end was honestly inevitible. It would be horrible but that makes the most sense.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Prove that we're not living in the Matrix.

If you do, you'll help me with Philosophy.

If you don't, I look like a smartarse.

Find a child, convince them they can fly. According to the matrix if you believe you can do something you can do it. Or if you believe in the matrix. A simple trick would be to convince a child or someone of an equelly trusting nature the matrix is real and that they can do anything with the knowlage nothing is real. They cannot. We are not in the matrix.

EDIT: Edited from an accidental double post to be relevent.

 

[flying_whimsy]

Given an ill-defined multiverse where everything happens, what possible grounds could morality have outside of mutually beneficial social conduct?