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BiscuitTrouser

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THEAFRONINJA said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
THEAFRONINJA said:
Prove that we're not living in the Matrix.

If you do, you'll help me with Philosophy.

If you don't, I look like a smartarse.
Find a child, convince them they can fly. According to the matrix if you believe you can do something you can do it. Or if you believe in the matrix. A simple trick would be to convince a child or someone of an equelly trusting nature the matrix is real and that they can do anything with the knowlage nothing is real. They cannot. We are not in the matrix.

EDIT: Edited from an accidental double post to be relevent.
Nice, although I actually brought that up. What I should of said is a 'computer generated world', as opposed to The Matrix. It was a bit unfair.
I offer this rebuttle. If our brains percieve things the same as in real life than in this computer is their really a difference?
 

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
I don't know, it's like asking why you can move your limbs or finger, even though you don't "ask" your brain to do it, you just do it. You simply "feel" pain because it is the way your brain tells you something is wrong with your body.
 

Nannernade

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I have a few that have been pondering me for awhile now.

Who came up with words? Why do they mean what they mean? Why can't chocolate milk mean jumping off a building.

Why do we need the economy?

And finally, when you're looking for something why do parents time and time again ask the age old question "Well where did you put it?" Well I wouldn't be asking you where it was if I knew the answer to that question mom >.>...

Oh yes and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? =D
 
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Not-so-impossible questions.

CJackson95 said:
Infinite + Infinite = ???
Infinity + Infinity = Infinity. If you have a larger scale of infinity, the larger one takes precedence, say Aleph0 + Aleph1 = Aleph1. Same is true with all arithmetic functions.

Pandalisk said:
Answer with certainty?
What happens after death?
On the presumtion reality is as it appears, then death = oblivion. Considering the many-worlds interpretation [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation], consciousness continues down all paths by which it can, so you (the observer) continue to live until all possibilities that rule out death are exhausted. Then oblivion.

But reality may not be as it appears, but only simulated [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality], in which case the interpretation of reality in which you (the observer) died is rejected for one in which your existance continues (since you continue to exist so long as you can think and perceive). That is, of course, so long as you are sustained by by simulation (assuming you are intrinsic to it) or by whatever system keeps you alive (if you are extrinsic to the simulation).

AvsJoe said:
What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?
In reality, absolutes do not exist, hence the force is only finitely unstoppable and the wall is only finitely indestructable. In short, one would fail, much like the unsinkable Titanic.

Private Custard said:
If a fly is flying down the railway line and happens to meet the windscreen of a train travelling in the opposite direction, does the fly stop before going back in the same direction as the train, even for a nanosecond? ... But if the train is moving in that direction, how could the fly stop before going the other way?
The fly would experience rapid decelleration, ergo would slow, then stop, then reverse direction (and rapidly accellerate) to the speed of the train windshield. So yes, there is a point in time, no matter how miniscule, in which the fly stops. Of course, this is all going to be very hard on the integral structure of the poor fly.

Stabby McRunfast said:
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
By feel and by smell. Fortunately, unlike grease, fecal matter washes off fairly easily. Much of the world prefers use of a bedet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedet] over bathroom tissue, anyway. Paperless toilets are particularly big in Japan.
 

chromewarriorXIII

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
Not sure if this has been answered (I'm not prepared to search through 8 more pages), but I may have a partial answer. Technically, anytime you touch something it's pain. So, really pain doesn't always mean that you are hurt. Like I said, it's just a partial answer, and may in fact confuse you more, but it's the best I can do.

As for my impossible question: What is my impossible question?

Although, is that even an impossible question? I did put a question. Crap... I think I made some sort of paradox.
 

I Max95

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if you went back in time and killed yourself would you dissappear
BUT then if you did you would never be alive to kill yourself in the future, or the past

stupid i know but i cant think of a possible answer
 

Sn1P3r M98

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.
Thinking that helps me fight pain. I think "What is pain? Why does this hurt?" and it lessens the pain. Yeah call me weird.

OT:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I want to know!!!
 

Sn1P3r M98

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That world would go off into an alternate universe, leaving yours with you alive, and that one with you dead.
 

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Wintermute_ said:
Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?
Shoot the Karaoke machine and get physical with the gun butt.