Your insane invention that would never work but is still cool
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A Machine that resembles those turrety things in the 3rd Matrix Movie equipped with unlimited ammo capacity, a food system that creates any food you choose on a tray that it will feed to you if you want it to, a "throne" so you never have to leave it and your waste products are converted into gold which are given to the poor, a battery that recharges constantly using the flesh of dead materials including human bodies as well as solar power, a fold out bed that is the most comfortable bed in the world, a pair of googles than can be turned on to let you see in virtual reality any TV show you want on any channel worldwide, and you can see any movie,as well as connect to the internet (500MB/s broadband) and lets you think the words you want to type and lets you change any weppage you choose and lets you slap someone through their monitor when you think theyve said something you dont like. Finally, there is a hatch that you can enter at any time in which 7 girls live in who are all your partners.
One Last thing, the machine is invincible and even the H-bomb doesnt even scratch the paint.
The Machine has got 5,000,000,000,000 TB of Hard Drive Space so you have data on anything you want whenever you want.
I will send you a pack of cookies if you can beat my idea.
One Last thing, the machine is invincible and even the H-bomb doesnt even scratch the paint.
The Machine has got 5,000,000,000,000 TB of Hard Drive Space so you have data on anything you want whenever you want.
I will send you a pack of cookies if you can beat my idea.
something that i could use to put my hand into my moniter and punch whoever is on the other side... would come in VERY handy 
Oh i forgot to mention, it has an awesome paintjob with incredible paint that appears in the form of whatever the viewer of the machine thinks it would look best as.AdjectiveAnimal said:
No, your'e just cheating. Also, it can now fly, traverse water, and play MPInfinities.Mackinator said:
*Grabs pack of cookies and flies away in a whatever-the-hell-it's-called-because-it-was-never-given-a-name-machine*
Well, since I work in food service, I've thought of a few to make the day more tolerable...
1. A special mp3 player that plays music through the radio of the store. (Personally, I'd love to replace the generic public-domain crap on the radio with Slayer and Rammstein, just to mess with the old people.)
2. A special button on the side of the deli case/counter/table that opens up a tile on the floor, lifting up a midget who calls the customer in front a dick, punches him in the nuts, and disappears back beneath the floor.
3. A roach spray that doesn't kill the roaches, but fills them with self doubt as to whether or not they're in the right house. (George Carlin)
1. A special mp3 player that plays music through the radio of the store. (Personally, I'd love to replace the generic public-domain crap on the radio with Slayer and Rammstein, just to mess with the old people.)
2. A special button on the side of the deli case/counter/table that opens up a tile on the floor, lifting up a midget who calls the customer in front a dick, punches him in the nuts, and disappears back beneath the floor.
3. A roach spray that doesn't kill the roaches, but fills them with self doubt as to whether or not they're in the right house. (George Carlin)
A small gel-filled controller skin that makes sweaty palms a thing of the past.....it would be bought by gamers everywhere but coming up with a design that works would be impossible.
