Your kickass one-liner.

[Ushario]

I can't believe no one has said it.

Game Over.

Some more:
Your time is up.
I'm going to give you ten seconds, then I'm going to catch you and kill you. (i said this to a kid in high school after he threw a drink in my face. the results were hilarious)
Thats not a knife, this is a knife!

 

[Bigsmith]

I don't have one, if i was to be an evil villain a catch phrase just gives the good guy more time to get out.. infact I would just shoot him the moment i see him... with a Rocket launcher, an Ak47 then followed by serveral pistol shots to whats left of his head, u no just to make sure he is dead.

 

[Bigsmith]

FOR PONY!

edit: sorry for doulbe post.

 

[Sebobii]

"Ey...You okay boss?"

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

"The CIA is looking for my penis, can I hide it in you?"
Oh, not that kind of one liner.
I guess it's "You just got Effed in the A" then.

 

[John Smyth]

Why don't you have a nice cup of tea you look fair parched.
Milk? Sugar?
Arsenic? Cyanide?

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

No Re-spawn ! no idea why

 

[ProfessorLayton]

i don't say anything, but instead laugh insanely.

either that or i am dead silent.

it depends what mood i am in.

I swear if I was a villain fighting you and right before you killed me you just stared me in the face being dead silent, I think I would piss my pants a lot quicker than any one liner.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Mine would be "For Pony..." :-D or "Dodge This"

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Please don't stress yourself over the whole dying thing, it'll make the texture of your muscle taste worse.
or
I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to wait.
or
And such is your fate.
or
The question is not, will I kill you or not, the quesiton is will I teabag you afterwards or not.
or
Here, it's for you( after I hand them a phone with their loved ones on the other end).
or
If you want mercy then go to God. In fact I'll be so kind to arrange the meeting for the two of you(can't remember where I got that off).
or
This is what you get for not eating your vegetables.

 

[Humppaporo]

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[fedpayne]

I can't believe no one has said it.

Game Over.

Some more:
Your time is up.
I'm going to give you ten seconds, then I'm going to catch you and kill you. (i said this to a kid in high school after he threw a drink in my face. the results were hilarious)
Thats not a knife, this is a knife!

I said that in a game of assassins to my target. I got her lecture schedule, and followed her up the stairs out of her lecture. Said 'scuse me, you dropped this', and handed her the picture she'd submitted as a target picture, and drew my gun as she looked up confused.

It was probably the most nerdtastic moment of my life.

"Looks like you're about to have a WHALE of a time!" I'd say as I push him into a pool of killer whales.

"It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks you're NUTS," I'd say as I push him into a basket of killer squirrels.

"You're screwed," I'd say as I destroy his head with a power-drill.

"BEE careful down there!" I'd say as I push him into a pit of bees.

I'd be a lame villain.

"How about a tequila SLAMMER" as you bottle them.

Or, if villain is a woman, who has been on a quest again men, due to being scorned or something, "Here's something by MALE order!" as you smash them into a letter sorting machine with a postbox.

 

[oden636]

Either "Today is just not your day is it..."
Or if someone steps on a claymore in COD4 i have macro'd "Mind Your Step"
not really kick ass but worth a laugh

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

I can't decide between two.

"Now that's what I call a close encounter." *lights cigar*

or

"Perhaps it is time to die"

 

[savandicus]

It was knife knowing you, a shame we had to depart so spoon.

I would then stab him while dual wielding a knife and a spoon.

 

[The Shade of Time]

I like "I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent for HELL is payed in advance"

And whenever I run into a group of enemy,sneek about, or tbh anythign elce I hum out the Metal Gear Solid - Encounter song

 

[Crossborder]

''Where do you want me to shoot you?'' or: ''I hope i don't miss..''

 

[Jirlond]

I like to keep this handy for close encouters *cocks shotgun*, my friend will always reply "I heard that!"

 

[Queen Michael]

This what you get for not eating your vegetables.

Best.
One-liner.
EVER!

I'd say "Insert witty one-liner here".

 

[Disaster Button]

"Scream for me"

Works especially well against the Sirens in Killing Floor