Your kickass one-liner.

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

"Tell me if this hurts!" *GUNSHOT*

"I spent 2 hours fighting through your base, and you just went down like a pussy..." *sigh* *GUNSHOT*

 

[jonny bhoy]

Thats not a knife, this is a knife!

crocidile dundee 2

 

[The Shade of Time]

I like "I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent for HELL is payed in advance"

Sarge!

Other bad one liners from Sarge in RvB:
"How 'bout a tasty lead sandwich with a side of Sarge! Hold the life...and the mayo."
"Dr. Sarge M.D. to the emergency room! Prescription, death. Diagnosis, SHOTGUN!"
"Hey, does this shotgun barrel look clogged to you?" -favorite
"Dr. Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead! Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep, you're dead!"

AH THANK YOU!!!

I've been trying to remember them ALL DAY, but I wanted to remember rather than watch the vid.

That and I can't remember the name of it

 

[marcjfarmer]

"Ice to see you." would be mine, for no reason.

Say what?

I would say nothing, resulting in a deafening silence.

That film was ass, but Arnie's one liners were pure cheesy goodness.

"I'll kill you next time!"

"You're not putting ME in the cooler!"

Arnie, I would quote everything you said all day, if I could....

 

[Cuniculus]

For some reason, I have always liked

"I came to kick ass and drink beer... and there's plenty of beer."

It's the pacifists answer to the kick ass one liner.

 

[naab]

"Eat a dick."

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Smile and think of all the fun you could have with their corpse, then say: "I told you so".

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"Hold on... yeah, it's for you."
--Hands phone to victim I'm about to kill--
"... It doesn't have any reception."
"Oh really? Well maybe they'll have better reception... in hell!"
--Kills victim--

 

[lazypenguin]

COP THIS

Baaaaang

 

[Jamous]

'I guess I should say sorry, but... Ah what the hell.'
OR!
'Enjoy the afterlife. Say hi to mum for me.'
OR!
'You play two hours, to die like THIS?!?!?'
OR!
'You shouldn't have taken the cookie.'
OR FINALLY!
'...I feel I should say something witty. Oh well.'
I would enjoy myself a lot and then take a little bottle of his blood to add to my collection. Along with his toenails.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

For a golf game "All these clubs and no baby seals"

 

[Scrythe]

"By fire, be purged."

 

[Scinner]

Mine is:
"Enjoy your time in hell because when I get there, You'll be begging for the demons to come back!"

 

[T-Bone24]

"Looks like you're about to have a WHALE of a time!" I'd say as I push him into a pool of killer whales.

"It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks you're NUTS," I'd say as I push him into a basket of killer squirrels.

"You're screwed," I'd say as I destroy his head with a power-drill.

"BEE careful down there!" I'd say as I push him into a pit of bees.

I'd be a lame villain.

A pit of bees? Wouldn't they all just fly away? (Alternatively, "THERE IN MY EYES! NOT THE BEES!")

I would sit down for tea/coffee while discussing the news, then just as we're about to leave the coffee shop:

"Oh, one more thing.."

KABOOM!

 

[RanD00M]

If i were a villian my last speech would be like this.

Hero:It's the end of the line Evil doer.
Me:NOOO YOUUU.*Falcon Punch*

 

[teisjm]

misplaced "your mom" jokes and "thats what she said last night" jokes