I...would have a lot of sex (I'd even pay for it! :O). I would also love to round up all of the people I hate and tell them all, in explicit detail, exactly what it is about them that I find so detestable, but then I wouldn't like them to die angry/sad so...
I'd probably, yeah, have sex, then put on some major loud music (I'm thinking Lacuna Coil here) and play along with it on meh axe! Then I'd get wasted...maybe shag some more, listen to music even louder...
Ah, who am I kidding? I'd spend time with my family. I wish I was more badass =D