Your last words

[zagazsano]

"Don't let those bastards eat me!"
(for all you Left 4 Dead fans out there)

 

[child of lileth]

"I don't care where I go when I die. As long as they have croissants there."

 

[The Eggplant]

(Sung in a low, bitterly ironic tone) "C'mon baby, don't fear the reaper."

Or alternately,

"Whatever. I've still got the Centipede high score, *****."

 

[Kimarous]

Why... didn't... you... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!? *blech*

 

[dbmountain]

"Pull my finger.."

/pulls finger

/i'm dead

 

[FalloutJack]

"Joe Pesci...?"

 

[neoontime]

Something i remember from many bad movies.
"well i guess it's time to split up."

 

[Broken Orange]

"I'll just won't eat the bread with mold on them. Some of them are still good."

 

[Plurralbles]

"get... off... my...lawn..." dies

or, "hand me my pipe" and i'd take a long dreg out of it and expire as the smoke wafts out postmortem.

 

[DocBalance]

That depends on who is around. Preferably I'd die giving a heartfelt monologue to the love of my life, but since that ain't gonna happen, I'll settle for having my current nemesis walk in so I can die flipping the bird, just for kicks.

 

[Striker501]

Death smiles at everyone, i intend to smile back. *Die grinning*

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Quick! Load my saved st-"

 

[JustShyofGenius]

"If it kills me, then I won't live to regret it."

 

[Enigma6667]

....fff............fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

*DIE*

 

[Goremocker]

With my last breath I curse...Zoidberg!

NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!....Damn

I guess other than that I'd say,"Do all you can to make me into a zombie!"

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"You all... just.... lost.... The Game." *die*

 

[apelsz]

"OOH! You killed me. KILLED ME!" *response of 'What have I done?' "I just told you. You killed me!" *dies*

 

[Blueruler182]

"Stuff me, put me on the sofa, and keep the TV running..."

"I... I always hated you... I always hated you the most... Hurrrrr! Blaaaah!"

"No! Lucas can't remake Star Wars!" *Heart attack*

"Send me out... with a bang..."

"I believe I can fl-- Oh fuck, that's the grou--!"

Or, my favorite. "Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, and fuck you. You on the left I don't like, but it's rigamortis for the rest of you."

 

[Yarggg]

"I told you I was sick"