Your last words.

[[guys_its_ok]]

Hey, Chuck Norris! high five, man!

 

[archvile93]

"Oh...I've wasted my life"

then BOOM, nuclear explosion.

It was a neutron bomb actually if I recall.

OT:Bioshock sucks! Then I would be immediately gunned down by angry gamers.

 

[Herman Hedning's mace]

I will pass on. Soon i'm no more. i will cease to be. I'm expired an met my creator. I'm a late person! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I had been puching up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm of the twig! I have kicked the bucket, I have shuffled off my mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! I'M AN EX-PERSON!

 

[Michael Dagastino]

"Where are we now? Are we on the train now? It's dark, is it night?"

If you get that reference, not only are you awesome, but you're probably crying right now.

I half get it. I have heard that, but cant remember where from XP

OT:
Either:
One way or another, we will meet again.

or

death is merely an inconvenience in the cycle of human life. So as i choke on my last words, remember not this moment, but instead remember the good times, and move on.

in speaking of last words:

Spoiler: this is a spoiler for No More Heroes 2. This is bloody, crude, sexual, etc. but damn funny and good, enjoy:

 

[RandallJohn]

I'm just going to start singing "Still Alive."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"This is some fucking bullshit right here. Also, I'm totally fucking serious about the viking funeral. Cunts."

 

[WindScar]

"The Game"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I will pass on. Soon i'm no more. i will cease to be. I'm expired an met my creator. I'm a late person! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I had been puching up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm of the twig! I have kicked the bucket, I have shuffled off my mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! I'M AN EX-PERSON!

Hehe, say hi to the parrot for me.

I'd probably go with some oldies but goldies:

"I buried the treasure under..."

or

"I can't take it anymore! It's me or the curtains, one of us just has to go."

 

[arrow_storm]

I know what my best friends would be:
"Screw you guys *pulls grenade pin*

Personally, I always liked latin:
"Optimum est pati quod emendare non possis", "Sic transit gloria mundi" or "If you bury me in a christian cemetery I will personally make sure its the last sane thing you ever do"

 

[Dango]

"Where are we now? Are we on the train now? It's dark, is it night?"

If you get that reference, not only are you awesome, but you're probably crying right now.

I half get it. I have heard that, but cant remember where from XP

Well do you watch any anime?

 

[GreyEarth]

Mine would be..
" *sigh* ..again, seriously?"

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Who........farted.....?"

or

"Respawning in 3......2......1......"

Golden, pure and simple. It would leave everybody in the room with a look of shock and anger to everybody around them, or confusion as to the mysterious nature of those final words.

What a way to go.

 

[AWC Viper]

Before i go, i would like to tell you all the answer to the ultimate question.... it is of course *dies*

 

[SimuLord]

"Penniless and alone. Fuck you, fate."

(really, I am not ready to die in peace quite yet!)

Or possibly, "Find him, and close shut the jaws...of Oblivion."

 

[Guest_Star]

"Use the search baaahrg..."

*edit*
To be fair, most of the other threads are rather old I guess, so...

 

[Glamorgan]

"Cookies"

 

[JesterRaiin]

...the horror...the horror...

 

[Last Bullet]

"Don't worry guys, I haven't said 'Buddha' yet...[sub]Shit![/sub]"