Your least favorite song lyrics.

[ChocoCake]

Thats the thing, the beat and rhytm is created by whatever company she is signed to, all she does is sing and act in videos (like every other pop/rnb star), and her voice is nothing special tbh, yeah, it sounds kinda unique, but its not all that good, just amongst my friends there are 2 chicks who both have better voices than her, and most girls can sing very well if only they practice a bit, so her voice isnt really a talent.

It is true, she is not that good of a singer, thus me detesting it. Its really all about getting lucky, like Valerie Poxleitner told me. Its the name to the business.

EDIT: Okey, i officially do NOT know how to short down quote blocks :S, but this was a response to ChocoCake.

Remember to keep your code the same case. Your end quote tag had a capital "Q" on the word "quote". They should both be identical to each other.

 

[Archereus]

lucy in the sky with diamonds -trembles-

Blasphemer!

I could list hundreds of songs i do not like by bands i fdont like but instead i am going to give the worst lyrics in a good song.

Hurt by NIne Inch Nails: "I hurt myself today to see if i could feel the pain" sure they are an angsty band but this is just too much angst and i cannot defend this lyric against the ignorant people who would call NIN emo.

ok i have one way worst then

"i am the walrus coo coo cachoo" dies on the inside

 

[NeoAC]

But "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.
Most. Annoying. Sound.
I mean, I hate the entire song, but the lyrics are godawful.

It's bad enough in English, but this song has been produced in 7 different languages. That's annoyance on a global scale right there.

I think I can just name any 50 Cent song. Just create as many euphemisms as you can for women (preferably prostitutes), money, guns or your schlong, and stuff them all in. It's ridiculous how hes made an entire career on this.

 

[Danny Smooth]

Banana Phone - Raffi. This the kind of song that bores into your head and never releases it's hooks.

 

[Noamuth]

-snip-

Hurt by NIne Inch Nails: "I hurt myself today to see if i could feel the pain" sure they are an angsty band but this is just too much angst and i cannot defend this lyric against the ignorant people who would call NIN emo.

NIN's version was terrible.. I prefer Johnny Cash's cover. Don't know why, but it's emotional and sad without being 'emo'. o.o

Anyway. Terrible lyrics? Here we go.

Spoiler: Choke Me - The Used

As of now I'm down straight up
And I can turn to the box for some peace
Or a box for a piece
Or a box for a smoke
But they're all going to choke me

As of now I'm down straight up
And I can turn to the box for some peace
Or a box for a piece
Or a box for a smoke
But they're all going to choke me

You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
Enough in a way that I'll probably say you
Destroyed me


It's like a fucking drug deal
I'm sitting here waiting
I'm calling you back
and you won't call me back
and it's fucked up,
but at the same time it
just made me want you even worse.

For a while I was cleaner than now
Then I started to destroy myself
With things that I love now the things that I hate
Until it finally broke me

You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
Enough in a way that I'll probably say you
Destroyed me

fuck my ass, NOW! fuck my ass,NOW!
Choke me, choke me, choke...

As of now Im down straight up
And I can turn to the box for some peace
Or a box for a piece
Or a box for of smokes
But theyre all going to choke me

You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
You're so crazy,
Enough in a way that I'll probably say you
Destroyed me

That stupid 'Umbrella' song gets an honourable mention, as well as 50 Cent's 'In Da Club'

Spoiler: Terrible rap goes here.

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look momi i got that Ex if you into takin drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if yo into getting rough

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep it's 20 nines in da club,niggas there to fuck with dre,
now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, then the hoes, they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing changed HOES down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cuttin nigga roll dat weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp (im aight)
In the hood in the lay they say "50 you hot"
They like me, I want 'EM to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm fully focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty sexy, feeling my stash, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go
(OK)

[Chorus](2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the DOUGH
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I done came up and I ain't changed

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life u that fagat ass nigga
trying to pull me back right?
When my JOINT get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya *****, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let that mother fucker burn
If you talking about money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If niggas hate then let 'em hate
Then watch the money pile up
Or we can go upside YO HEAD wit a bottle of bub
they know where we fuckin be

[Chorus] (2x)

(laughing) Don't try to act like you don't know where we BE NEITHER nigga
We in the club all the time nigga, IT'S A PROBLEM pop off nigga
G-Unit

I had to put up with morons singing that nearly every day at school for bloody ages. Ugh.

 

[Tattaglia]

Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles.

Not a bad song, but with very repetitive lyrics.

 

[ChocoCake]

ok i have one way worst then

"i am the walrus coo coo cachoo" dies on the inside

They were brilliant song-writers in their day, and still remain so in many people's hearts. Many of their lyrics come off weird nowadays, because everybody isn't high anymore. Anything sounds good when your stoned, especially the Beatles.

It's ridiculous how hes made an entire career on this.

Including videogames.

 

[blindey]

I would have to say Bodies [http://www.skaponk.com/lyrics/22444/] by Drowning Pool, just...terrible. Although Must Be Emo is very humorous.

Rawr. It's not by whoever the hell that is. It's by these boys. (myspace.com/adamandandrew)

As for my response I would have to say about anything by Linkin Park...mix of screamo, suicide and retard.

 

[Dys]

Most songs I hear on the radio seem to have inescapably stupid lyrics, who the fuck wants to sing about a poker face? really why would anyone write those lyrics.

 

[Noamuth]

Most songs I hear on the radio seem to have inescibly stupid lyrics, who the fuck wants to sing about a poker face? really why would anyone write those lyrics.

Dear GOD, that bloody song makes me want to scratch my ears off.

 

[ChocoCake]

Rawr. It's not by whoever the hell that is. It's by these boys. (myspace.com/adamandandrew)

As for my response I would have to say about anything by Linkin Park...mix of screamo, suicide and retard.

Looks like it was stolen by one or the other. I first heard the song four years ago on one of Hollywood Undead's CDs. Strange.

I have another contribution!

Spoiler: Low Rider - War

All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me

 

[countrysteaksauce]

If anyone on this forum has heard of Chalga (yes the entire genre or whatever you want to call it), then those would singlehandedly be the dumbest lyrics ever created.

 

[gigastrike]

It's nine in the afternooooooon! Your eyes are the size of the moooooooon!

 

[bmf185]

That stupid song I keep hearing on the radio by Airborne Toxic Event--I think it's called Sometime Around Midnight. My ears try to jerk the wheel into parked cars when this rambly shit comes on. And why is it always on when I get in the car?

 

[Trivun]

It's nine in the afternooooooon! Your eyes are the size of the moooooooon!

Personally I love that song and have that album. However that's probably because I'm just attracted to very quirky things, like the TV show Pushing Daisies or the redhaired girl who lives in the flat 4 floors below me . As for songs I do hate, I have to go for most heavy metal lyrics, nothing but screaming. At least with Panic at the Disco you can hear what they're saying...

 

[Supernovajake]

"And we were trying different things,
We were smoking funny things"
No, you can't rhyme "things"... with "things"!

 

[Littaly]

Dance in my Pants by Jim Steinman. I mean, sexual undertones in all honor, but there's a friggin' limit. It's a hilarious song though
http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=0pO0ePWPXUs

 

[Doomhammer828]

Animal In Me from Rome And Jewel

 

[AnotherFineMess]

But "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.
Most. Annoying. Sound.
I mean, I hate the entire song, but the lyrics are godawful.

This. They are absolutely the most horrible lyrics ever! Make me want to bite Avril's face off.