Your life as a game

[Distorted Stu]

This has probally been done before, but i couldnt find anything, anyway... put your life in game stats!

Character name: Stu_woop
Class: Student
Level: 20

HP - 100%
Mana - 30%
State - Full & bored

Armour:
Escapist T-shirt (+70% awesome)
Shorts (+20 coldness)

Current quest:
Procrastinate - Watch Jimmy Carr whilst eating chicken.. avoiding uni assingment.

Inventory:
Bottle of water (+HP 20%)
Half eaten chicken (+30 HP%)

Last achievment:
Refresh - Woke up sober after a big night out (30G)

 

[baddude1337]

Character name: LolCat
Class: Admin
Level: 69

HP - 1%
Mana - 69000000%
State - Tired

Current quest:
Spank the monkey - What the name implies

Inventory:
Ipod (Infinite Mana)
Big Tasty (+10000 health)

Last achievment:
Big Spender - Donate £100 to charity.

 

[lewism247]

Ha ha this is quite a fun idea.

Character name: Jimminy McBillybob
Class: Scotsman
Level: 15

HP 85%
Mana 100%
State - bored

Current quest:
The waiting game plus sugar - kill time until the Mass effect 2 demo downloads and eat quality street

Inventory: Tin of quality street (+ 300 HP)
Laptop (+ 9001 lol cats)

Last achievment:
Robot wolf cannon: Watched 2 episodes of a weird anime and was only mildly confused.

 

[CharrHawk164]

Character name: MrsAuditore
Class: Teacher
Level: 0.178

HP - 80%
Mana - 2%
State - Relaxed

Current quest:
Grade A Fail - Complete all outstanding work

Inventory:
Pink Smarties (Increase Hyper Points by 1000%)
Notebook (Decreases spent time spent on current quest)

Last achievment:
Get Your Chef Out - Cook a family meal that doesn't kill anyone.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Why not?

Character Name: Gamemaster Anthony
Level: 35
Skill Levels: Lv30 Gamer, Lv22 Psion (private joke...don't ask), Lv5 Computer Tech, Lv6 Steelworker

HP: 100%
AP: 100%
Status: Normal

Current quest: Get home (delayed due to flight cancellation)

Inventory:
Laptop
DS carrying case (contains two DSs and about 60 games)
Suitcase with clothing
Diabetes supplies
$35

Last achievement: Techie's Christmas - Get nothing but games/DVDs/other tech gifts for Christmas

 

[Jonluw]

Character name: Jonluw
Class: Student
Level: 17

HP - 100%
Mana - 0%
State - Slightly inebriated

Armour: Sweater (+5 frost resistance)
Jeans + two tights (+10 frost resistance)

Current quest:
Leave computer, go visit friend

Inventory:
Cell phone
Note book

Last achievment:
Sucsessful - Played a tune with people listening

 

[Rewdalf]

Character name: Rewdalf
Class: Student
Level: 76

HP - 175%
Mana - 7%
State - Content

Armour: Sports Jacket (+200% Charisma)
Dress Shirt(+30% Awesome)
Worn Jeans (-20% Style)


Current quest: Gather friends and go hang out (25% Complete)

Inventory: Silver Necklace
Wallet (+$200 Cash)
Phone

Last achievment:
Shower and Shave (50G)

 

[oneUNSEENHERO]

Character name: Theunseenhero
Class: Demon King
Level: 16

HP- 70%
Mana- 165%
State - insane

Armour:
Glasses(+ 5 int)
plaid fuzzy hoodie(+10 cold res. +4 def.)
Rooster teeth shirt(+ 1000 hirarity)
Pants(+3 Def.)
DC shoes(+2 speed)

Current quest: become otaku: watch alot of anime and read lots of manga on new laptop.

InventoryS with Dragon Quest 9(+ 100 entertainment)
Laptop (+10000000 random videos)

Last achievment:
sex, sweets and afros: watched 4 episodes of panty and stocking with Garterbelt.

 

[Yx0que]

Character Name: Mathias Zaman (Yxoque)
Class:Nerd/Multiclassed in Swordfighting(I wish)
Stats:Guts:11 Hearth:21 Balls:16 Brains:23 Style:13

HP:100%
Focus:35%
StateTrying to Relax (Rested)

Current Armour
Glasses (+1 BRAINS)
T-Shirt with Millenium Falcon (+1 Style, +1 Hearth)
Stylish Black Shirt (+2 Style)
Grayish Pants (-1 Hearth, -3 Frost Resistance)

Inventory
+- ?235
Towel
Headphones
Laptop
Keys
Cell Phone
Deodorant
A Brief History of Time
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Current Quests
- Pass Exams
- Finish "A Brief Histroy of Time"

 

[KefkaCultist]

Character name: Robs
Class: Nerd
Level: 19

HP - 90%
Mana - 50%
State - Lazy

Armour:
Nylon Shorts: +5 Sexterity (its like dexterity, but with sex. Like a prefix...)
Glasses: +1 Perception
Children of Bodom fingerless gloves: + 1 Bad Assery

Current quests:
Get off of Escapist to take a shower (lvl: Difficult)
Clean room (lvl: Extremely Difficult)

Inventory:
Dice Bag of Holding
Wallet (+$5)

Last achievment:
Did not burn breakfast (50g)

 

[Spawn_Of_Kyuss]

Character name: KyussMeQuick
Class: Stoner
Level: 0


HP - 130%
Mana - 8%
State ? Dazed


Stats:
Strength - 11
Dexterity - 6
Constitution ? 14
Intelligence ? 8
Wisdom ? 13
Charisma - 12


Armour:
Stolen-from-work T-shirt (+20 boldness when in place of work)
Hoodie smelling of tobacco (+5 hobo aromatherapy)
Blue jeans with no belt (-5 support)


Current quest:
"Once more unto the breach!" - Go downstairs and make a cup of tea.


Inventory:
Key of Entry (Unlocks "Front door")
Key of Security (Unlocks "Bicycle")
Elderly Cell Phone (-10 Style, -3 Connectivity)
King Size Blue Rizla (20 remaining)


Last achievment:
"Take a trip!" - Get high on a railway bridge.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Character Name: Bob McNorris Junior
Class: Loser
Level: 16

HP: 100
Mana: 69
State: Tired, Hungry

Armory
Blue Soccer T-Shirt (+10 Agility)
Blue Jeans
Glasses (+5 Intelligence)
Bad Teeth (-15 Social Life)


Inventory

50 Euros
Airsoft Gun

Current Quest
"Are you seriously going to spend the entire night on the computer?!"
-Go to sleep

Last Achievement Unlocked
Finland 1 USA 0

- Win a flamewar between Finland and USA

 

[Kakashi on crack]

heheh

Character name:Nerd_Dude_Ryan
Class: Above Intelligence Student
Level: 16

HP - 70%
Mana - 98%
State - Fatigued

Statistics:
Strength: 10 (0)
Dexterity: 12 (+1)
Constitution: 16 (+3)
Wisdom: 16 (+3)
Intelligence: 20 (+5)
Charisma: 6 (-2)

Armour:
Funny T-shirt (+30% Ego, +5% cold resistance)
Pajama Pants (+10% awsomeness, +50% comfort, -10% cold resistance)
Slippers (+20% cold resistance, 1 Additional walk action per round)
Glasses (+40% sight range, -20% when not in use, +5% to damage taken to head)
Headphones (+10% awsomeness, + 20% immersion, -50% listen)

Current quest(s):
Find something to do - You are bored, do something (25% complete)
Go aggrovate siblings - They deserve it, aggrovate younger siblings (350% complete)

Inventory:
USB mouse (+5% to melee attacks)
Wallet (+20 dollars, identification card)
Keys (allows access to special area: Home)
Cell Phone (+15% social skills, -20% intimidate)
Flashlight (+10% sight in dark areas, +10% to melee attacks)
Spearmint Chewing Gum (+20% MP, +5% HP)
Used Tissues (junk)
Laptop (+1000% awsomeness)

Last achievment unlocked:
Psychological Debate - Had a debate about psychology, and won(20G)

 

[FalloutJack]

Character Name: FalloutJack
Class: Awesome
Level: Hacked

HP - 300%
Mana - 300%
State - Cool and Froody!

Armor:
Black Denim Jeans (+25% Style)
Green Fleece Sweater (+50% I Don't Freeze In Winter)
Enclave Powersuit (Dude, I can wrestle with Iron Man now!)

Inventory:
Crowbar (100% Effective Against Undead)
Lucky Coin (??? Luck)

Current quest:
The Same Thing We Do Every Night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!

Last Achievment:
Billy Goats Gruff - Be the goat to most trolls on the bridge of life.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Character name: Cody
Class: Student
Level: 17

HP - 100%
Mana - 40%
State - Bored

Armour:
Mario T-shirt (+2 Charisma)
Jeans

Current quest:
Wait For Dinner - Post on the Escapist while dinner is being made.

Inventory:
Bobbie pin (Adds Lockpick ability)

Last achievment trophy:
On Time - Make it home in time for dinner (Bronze)

 

[Macrobstar]

Character Name: Macrobstar
Class: Sloth
Level: 14

HP: 99%
Mana: 0.1%
State: Tired yet not tired enough to sleep

Armor
Grey Hand-me-down Jumper with a few holes (Social standing -2)
Black jeans new for xmas (Self worth +10, Style +10)
Glasses (Geek acceptance +5, Social standing -10)

Inventory
Dragon age (Fun +100, Geek acceptance +50)
Vimto sweets (Weight +10)

Current quest
Remember to let the dog out (Family happiness +2)

Last achievement
Didn't burn the enchiladas 10G

 

[Ande66]

Character name: ArtyTell
Class: Warrior
Level: 19

HP - 99,9%
Mana - 0,1%
State - Mindcontrolled

Armour:
M04 (+10 authority)
Berrèt (+99 army)
Wool underpants (+10000 frost resistance, -20 sweat control)

Current quest:
Escort the Artillery Battalion Commander to safety)

Inventory:
HK416
Field Rations
Snus

Last achievment:
Love to Live - Sucsessfully remained alive after 3 weeks of hardcore maintinence of material