Your Life Motto
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"I swear by my life and my love of it, that I will not live for the sake of another man. Nor ask another man to live for mine."
I live by this saying.
Also like to follow this as a sub-point: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." (W. C. Fields)
I live by this saying.
Also like to follow this as a sub-point: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." (W. C. Fields)
Walk softly and carry a big stick. You will go far.
and
Everything will balance out in the end.
Both stuff to live by
and
Everything will balance out in the end.
Both stuff to live by
"Everyone is the enemy until proven otherwise."
"Keep your opinion to yourself until someone asks for it. In the meantime, shut the hell up and keep a low profile."
(this one half-works - for some reason, I always seem to stand out in a crowd)
"Being humble means holding the belief that you're ugly without self-deprecation."
"There's no such thing as safe sex. There is such a thing as safeR sex."
"Don't waste your time and energy arguing with Stupid People(tm). They are NEVER worth the effort."
"Bros before hoes. Unless she's been your girlfriend for a considerable amount of time. Then she comes first in most cases."
"Never EVER enter into a relationship with a Carla Espinosa unless you're willing to surrender your testicles. If she starts acting like a Carla Espinosa, talk to her about it. If she persists, dump the *****."
"Sex isn't worth it if she's offering it merely as a gift or a reward. It's only worth it if the desire is in both of you."
"If a girl is of the belief that you need to do something for her on Valentines Day, dump her. Valentines Day means absolutely nothing, especially if you're the kind of couple that shows their love for one another every day."
"Never betray your best friend, or any friend, for sex with a girl, no matter who that girl is."
"Keep your opinion to yourself until someone asks for it. In the meantime, shut the hell up and keep a low profile."
(this one half-works - for some reason, I always seem to stand out in a crowd)
"Being humble means holding the belief that you're ugly without self-deprecation."
"There's no such thing as safe sex. There is such a thing as safeR sex."
"Don't waste your time and energy arguing with Stupid People(tm). They are NEVER worth the effort."
"Bros before hoes. Unless she's been your girlfriend for a considerable amount of time. Then she comes first in most cases."
"Never EVER enter into a relationship with a Carla Espinosa unless you're willing to surrender your testicles. If she starts acting like a Carla Espinosa, talk to her about it. If she persists, dump the *****."
"Sex isn't worth it if she's offering it merely as a gift or a reward. It's only worth it if the desire is in both of you."
"If a girl is of the belief that you need to do something for her on Valentines Day, dump her. Valentines Day means absolutely nothing, especially if you're the kind of couple that shows their love for one another every day."
"Never betray your best friend, or any friend, for sex with a girl, no matter who that girl is."
"RUUUUUUNN!!!"
ex.
you are in a hurry??
A. RUUUUN FOR IT!!!
you are getting mugged??
A. RUUUUUN AWAY!!!
you found the love of your life?
A. RUUUUUN TOWARDS HER!!!
you failed your test??
A. RUUUN FROM YOUR PARENTS!!!
you want ice cream??
A. RUUUN TO THE STORE!!!
etc etc.
i have found that "RUUUUN" can be the answer for anything.
ex.
you are in a hurry??
A. RUUUUN FOR IT!!!
you are getting mugged??
A. RUUUUUN AWAY!!!
you found the love of your life?
A. RUUUUUN TOWARDS HER!!!
you failed your test??
A. RUUUN FROM YOUR PARENTS!!!
you want ice cream??
A. RUUUN TO THE STORE!!!
etc etc.
i have found that "RUUUUN" can be the answer for anything.
"Everyone is wearing a mask", behind them are shallow attempts at human beings, scared people and hurt people; all of which conform to societal expectations. If you take off your mask people get scared, feel guilty and then threatened by you as you don't play by the rules they conform to and they dont know how to comunicate with you. WEAR YOUR MASK OR LIVE AS AN ALIEN.Agent Larkin said:
my face itches when I wear my pathetic mask........Go aliens!
"if you're not cheating, you're not trying"
i go by that in just about everything, except for when im playing video games with others
i go by that in just about everything, except for when im playing video games with others
