Your 'line'

[Okami24]

'oh shcnap' when i totally pwn at something (doesnt happen often mind)
'thats what she said' i.e. yesterday it was raining and someone splashed someone else with a puddle.... they exclaimed 'dude you got me so wet!' me to my friend 'thats what she said'
'dude you cant talk about him/her like that!' whilst walking past someone in the supermarket then just leave the dumbfounded friend stood apologizing
'and then they all died' when im really not interested in a topic i stare at my friends for a few seconds and whisper that quietly then smile and walk away

if i wanna bix it up a little then i start an schizophrenic argument with myself in a crowded area then walk away leaving my friends to explain that im not retarded im just special

 

[waterhazard]

Pfft that bullets too far away to hurt me... OW!

In bruges is an awesome film

 

[Rickyvantof]

You know who also says that a lot?
Paris Hilton.
Now THAT's hot.
(that was your sarcastic one )

 

[Plurralbles]

No paris hilton, go die. "


Anyway, I don't really have anything else to add.

 

[ZombieT-Bag]

"thats what she said"

"you like it like that"

 

[hazakura]

"Was ist das!?" German for 'What is that!?'

The one my friends say I use alot is, "In other news..."

 

[EeveeElectro]

It'll be reet!
At Christmas, my finger went green and my boyfriend was like OMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMGOMG, I just said, "it'll be reet!"
And it was!

Really? Two pages and nobody else is curious? Fine, I'll ask...why did your finger go green?

I have no idea. Perhaps I caught it? It's fine now anyway.

 

[JMV]

*heavy, vent breathing* "[insert name], I am your father."

Oh, and occasionally, "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!".

 

[dasUnbekannte]

Either "Spiffy!" or "Nifty!"
I'm trying to bring them back.

 

[Skeleon]

Oh noes! My line! It's all squiggly!

 

[Robin-chan]

I'm guilty of things like this:

Friend: "Here, look at this [strange object/picture]."
Me: "That's [negative adjective]. And by [negative adjective], I mean VERY [negative adjective]."

And overusing words and phrases as such: fantastic, spiffy, cool beans, all-raaaht (stolen from Henry of "Without A Face"), okuui (also stole from Henry), right-o, okies (GOD WHY), and WRRRRRRRRYYYY. I blame the folks who I sat with for lunch both this year and last for that last one.

I also lapse into the voice of Portal characters, namely, the turrets, GLaDOS, and the Curiosity Sphere.

 

[Tarrou]

My modification to lines that can be inserted at strategic moments to make conversations more interesting, and by interesting I mean dirty.

"If I had a dime for every time I heard that"

As in:

"So...she just came out of the closet"

"If I had a dime..."

Also,

"I had a date like that once"

As in:

"So then this truck just crushes her rear fender"

"Yeah, had a date like that once"

And my favorite (I stole it, but can't remember from where)

"I'm not that into Pokemon"

As in:

"Have you ever heard of [insert band name]?"

"Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon"

 

[Robin-chan]

And my favorite (I stole it, but can't remember from where)

"I'm not that into Pokemon"

As in:

"Have you ever heard of [insert band name]?"

"Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon"

XKCD. Always full of gold.

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

"Indeed".
My Western Civ I teacher said it all the time, and now I do it. It wasn't intentional either, I just picked it up.

 

[Rickyvantof]

"That's (not) what your mom said last night."

Example:
Friend (who is feeling quite sick): "Get that sausage out of my face!"
Me: [above]

 

[shinigamisparda]

The only thing I can think of is when I hurt myself (like stub my toe or something) I shout "son of a whore!"

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

"Next time, try to open your mouth without lowering my opinion of you" is one I used a bit.

"and you think I have a problem with that?" said with a creepy smile. Best used when a woman has threated to hurt me after I've made a few smart-arsed remarks.

 

[Asturiel]

"Oh god not this guy again"
"The game"