Your 'line'

[Hazy]

"I totally care."

Most of the shit I get bothered with daily is completely irrelevant to what I'm doing at the current time (usually) and is so incredibly minuscule that I cannot be assed to emit anything other than a sarcastic response.

Your boyfriend not walk you to Homeroom like he does every other morning? Cry me a river.
Lob your arm off? Then we'll talk.

 

[UnusualStranger]

"Well, that's interesting..."

I use that a lot. Not sure why, it just seems to be what I use a lot, in just about any situation.

"Dude, we are screwed."
"Well, that's interesting...."