Your Line

[RandallJohn]

"You're late."

*Fade to black, roll credits*

 

[FaustianBargain]

"I do what I can.."

Mostly 'cause that's what I usually say in those situations...

 

[Ladette]

"And Quoth The Historians:"
Strength of the Inferno
Mind of the Heavens
Speed of the Tempest
Thus, a miracle was born.

 

[T0MCAT]

"Astral FINISH!"

cos I have no imagination....

 

[BioHazardMan]

Problem? (trollface)

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Who wants to buy me a drink then?"

or

"Who's boobs do I sign first?"

probably it'd just be: "did...did anyone see that? fuck me, i can't believe I just managed to do that. holy crap..."

 

[AvsJoe]

"I'd say a snappy one-liner here but I think my kidneys are bleeding. Can someone call an amber lamps?"
- Joseph J. Archibald, seconds after defeating an evil minion intent on killing him

 

[FalloutJack]

"Hello, I must be going."

I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh so hard.

OT: I will go with "Well... Who waaaaaants...pizza?"

 

[superbatranger]

*massive destruction behind me*
I'm not gonna pay for that.

 

[infohippie]

I'm going to go find a pub.

 

[SkoopMaster]

Them: How did you do that?

Me: "Magic"

 

[Toriver]

I got a new one:

"I've been bored all day. You guys have any ideas?"

 

[RobCoxxy]

"It's just been revoked!"

Fuck, ninja'd.

I came here to kick ass and chew gum and now I'm all out of ass.

 

[Blemontea]

"Shit he stilled owed me $20!"
on a more serious note
"the final chapter has been written and thus does this story, may we end this tale on a high note by returning home and embracing the ones we love once again."
and back to the humor
"GOD FINALLY did you see his health bar."
"...he blew up... why?"

 

[Astoria]

"I told them. DONT. FUCK. WITH. WENDY. TESABURGER!"

or

"So...umm...damn it why can't I ever think of something cool to say"

or

"Yes, yes, I just killed the bad guy, who wants to touch me? I said who wants to touch me!"

 

[Cogwheel]

"Hello, I must be going."

Well played. I'm not sure which Bioware/Bethesda RPG that's from, if any, but it sounds incredibly familiar. Probably because they all include some variation on it.


As for me, I wouldn't say anything as much as frantically run around making sure everyone's okay.

I'm kinda bad at this.

 

[Jaegermonster]

.... and now with the other hand...

And thats the end of that chapter.

I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me.

How do you like them apples.

Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Hail to the king, baby

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.


Man, Army of Darkness has got a ton.

 

[Nouw]

Snip

My god why didn't I remember those two lines! Probably because one is in the version I didn't see >.> *copies

Look Mom! I did it!

Made me chuckle even though that is hilarious!

"First you wanted to kill me, now you want to kiss me." or "How was your day?" EDIT: or "Hail to the King Baby."

Pick a line from Ash Williams; Army of Darkness and it'll undoubtedly be badass or 'groovy.'

 

[SimuLord]

"Hello, I must be going."

Well played. I'm not sure which Bioware/Bethesda RPG that's from, if any, but it sounds incredibly familiar. Probably because they all include some variation on it.


As for me, I wouldn't say anything as much as frantically run around making sure everyone's okay.

I'm kinda bad at this.

RPG? It's from a Marx Brothers movie.

(funny how nerds see other nerds quote something and they're like "is that from an anime? A game? Star Wars? Oh, I've got it! The Simpsons!")

There's something I ought to tell you. I am not a nerd. But I am left-handed.