My eye sight isn't the greatest, and my jaw and wrists crick crackle and pop when I move them too much. Possible hairline fraction in my right wrist, too afraid to get it checked. Five years running of boxing and I'm not completely brain dead, so I guess I'm getting out pretty lucky. My middle finger on my left hand was dislocated at the first joint while performing a glorious run down the pitch during a rugby match. Popped it back in on the field and now it's all bent up and shit. I have excessive amounts of scar tissue on my head and hands from being too fucking awesome.
Also, I vote Republican and joined the Army, so I guess I have a low IQ. ZING!