Your mom jokes.

[Mundjra95]

yo mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mommas so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank
yo mommas so fat when i tried to swerve around her i ran out of petrol

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

The only funny "yo' mamma" jokes I've ever seen were in OotS.

Seriously, my opinion of anyone drops dramatically if I hear them try to use a yo mamma joke as an insult/comeback. They're bellow the sarcastic "oh, ha ha" in terms of wit.

 

[LongAndShort]

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

(yo mama's so poor that) The other day i saw yo mama walking down the street, kicking a can.
I yelled out: "Hey {insert name hers}'s Mama! What are you doin!"
And she yelled back: "I'm movin house!"

These kind of Mama jokes are stupid and funny at the right occasions.

Generally if we really want to abuse someone using his/her mother (usually his) we accuse her of being a prostitute or talk about us fucking her. ("What are you doing?""Your mum" for example. Usually funnier or wittier though) I only know a few people we'd sink that low to abuse like this though, and they deserve it.

 

[New Troll]

I don't know anyone who ever says mom jokes though I'm sure I've probably heard them all. My best friend though loves "That's what she said!" A piece of me dies every time I hear him say those stupid, ignorant words.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Your mom's so fat, she died.
I'm not a funny person...

I found that funny. Am I a bad person?
Hint: The answer is yes.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Your mom's like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn.
Your mom's like a brick; flat on both sides and laid by mexicans.

Now those are my kind of your mom jokes.

 

[Gotham Soul]

Your mother is so fat, she applied to star in the E.T. movie and at the bike scene, she caused a lunar eclipse.

I'll take my Raw Comedy Award now, thank you very much.

 

[Zukonub]

Your mom jokes as well