Your Mom

[AMMO Kid]

What is the craziest thing your mom(or dad) has ever caught you doing?

 

[DividedUnity]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Acting out story ideas.

When i get an idea for a story i like to act it out to see if i like they way it sounds and i tend to get into the characters im building.
Especially the voices.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

One time she heard me watching Family Guy and a sex scene came on. She heard all the noises and asked if I was watching Porno. That was just a bit awkward.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Probably singing (screaming) along to music (metal). If I'm doing anything else then I make sure I won't get caught. Though there have been a couple of very close calls.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

ROFL!

OT: Hmmm not sure...probably when i was trying out Final Fantasy X-2 i was watching the opening scene and my dad walked passed my room as i was watching it. He peeked into my room and said "What the fuck are you watching" the look on his face was priceless.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

Was she appalled that you were jacking off, or that you were doing it to a carton of orange juice?

OT: Nothing, though there have been several close calls with my dad...

 

[Lambi]

OT: Hmmm not sure...probably when i was trying out Final Fantasy X-2 i was watching the opening scene and my dad walked passed my room as i was watching it. He peeked into my room and said "What the fuck are you watching" the look on his face was priceless.

At least you weren't at the massaging part...
All those noises she makes...
Yeah, not the best part in a game to be caught at.

OT: Don't think that's ever happened. Can't remember any, anyway.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Getting home at 4am from graffiting V for Vendetta signs on things.

 

[DividedUnity]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

Was she appalled that you were jacking off, or that you were doing it to a carton of orange juice?

OT: Nothing, though there have been several close calls with my dad...

I think she was more confused that she though I was jacking off to a man drinking orange juice.

 

[Jackalb]

Mum: When I was younger I screamed ferocious at the TV if I was losing a game and I punched the wall.

Dad: A comedy was on and there was a graphic sex-scene, unfortunately it wasn't one of those older ones with the laughter dubbed over.

 

[Armored Prayer]

My mother caught me and my brother play fighting... with hockey sticks.

No harm done but she give us quite a strange look.

 

[camokkid]

I wonder when/if anyone is going to say they were caught masturbating.

 

[LordSphinx]

I once screamed out of my lung at Killer Instinct Gold, while I was alone at home. And I was very expletive. What I didn't know is that she was outside, about to open the door, and heard everything VERY clearly. She was disappointed in me, and I can't say I'm proud of it. I was something like 12 though, so that was 11 years ago.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Getting home at 4am from graffiting V for Vendetta signs on things.

did that me and my friends were pissed on halloween and we all wore the outfit funnest night out with my buddies
except we used spray paint and also put revolt against the goverment
man that pissed the police off they accused my friend of trying to spread civil unrest

We've put stuff like that up before, but that night we were just doing V signs. Oh, and I also put "swimming is bad ass" on the side of the public pool. I figured they'd be happy about the advertisement, but they reacted differently.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

Caught looking like you wetre jerkin' it to orange juice...
Ouch.

OT: I got caught by my dad smoking weed in the back garden behind the shed once.
He looked at me, and then just took his bike and left like he hadn't seen anything.
If my mum had found me, I seriously think she would have asked for a puff though.

Luckily, I am now a responsible adult who lives away from home, and I don't do any illegal drugs or other illegal things.
Which is probably one of the better habits for a teacher.

EDIT:

My mum caught me smoking dope once.

I was frozen in fear, not knowing what she'd do.

She asked me for some.

That was a really strange night.

We should introduce our mothers.