Your Mom

[Sn1P3r M98]

Heavy Rain. There is a part where you have to move the six axis up and down furiously to shake a carton of orange juice. I like to play with my hands under my bed covers because I have bad circulation and they tend to get cold. I think you can picture the scene.

Was she appalled that you were jacking off, or that you were doing it to a carton of orange juice?

OT: Nothing, though there have been several close calls with my dad...

I think she was more confused that she though I was jacking off to a man drinking orange juice.

Oh shit that is hilarious! I started laughin my ass off IRL after i read it. Thats the funniest thing ive heard all day.


OT: It might have been my mom walking in when I was doing pushups in the shower. I dont know why, I guess I just felt like getting exercise.

 

[Dapsen]

God I love this thread.

I think it must have either been that one time, where me and my mate brought beer on a school trip when we were 12, or when my mum found out that I watch porn on a regular basis.
I was 12, then..

 

[Yureina]

I make a point of not doing ANYTHING i'd be embarassed about when anyone else is around. So, I don't think i've really been caught doing anything really crazy or anything. On the other hand, I did once walk in to my parents getting it on in a hotel room. At least the lights were off though, so I don't think they actually saw me or anything. I just kinda ducked back out. >_<

 

[Julianking93]

Well of course

No matter how much they may deny it, they all know.

My parents thought like this ''Well, shes masturbating. Ohh well.''.

Nothing else you really can do.

It can go one of two ways:

1. Your parents don't care and accept it as a natural part of life - the rational choice

or

2. Your parents can be crazy religious nuts and think it's immoral and the devil is trying to possess you - the retarded and irrational choice.

 

[capin Rob]

Well I'm not sure, they probaly know I masturbate

Well of course

No matter how much they may deny it, they all know.

My parents thought like this ''Well, shes masturbating. Ohh well.''.

Ha thats funny, We all know women can't masturbate. *Sarcasim*

 

[Blimey]

My parents got used to the odd things I do pretty quick.

Once my dad caught me drinking shots with a buddy when I was underage. All he said was to be careful who saw me, and to drink responsibly and not be an alcoholic like his brother.

My parents were pretty chill.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

MUST......BREATH.....LIFE.....BACK.....INTO......THREAD!!!!! Seriously guys keep this stuff coming. We could make this into a book XD

 

[Cyrax987]

Watching a Newgrounds flash related to avatar and the sex scene and my mom heard the dialog and thought I was watching cartoon porn -_-

 

[ultrachicken]

My mom walked in on me yelling "I will fucking tear off your arms and beat you to death with them!" at the xbox.
I had to spend 20 minutes explaining why I said that to her.