Your Mom

[Vilcus]

I was working on my latest plan for world domination when my dad walked in and saw the papers. After a brief pause he took out his death ray and used it to disintegrate my plans.

Serious: My dad caught me rehearsing my monologue for grade 10 Drama a few years back. I was some creepy guy and I sounded a little bit like Gollum looking back. Luckily he has a great sense of humor so he burst out laughing instead of giving me a weird stare.

 

[capin Rob]

Never been caught doing anything, ever.

I'm a goddamn ninja.

Me too

 

[J-Ster]

A while back, I was watching some video game clips in my room. The clip I was watching stopped playing to continue buffering EXACTLY as my mom walked past my open door. She became suspicious and came in asking what I was watching. It could not have been timed more perfectly to make it seem suspicious.

Kind of ironic because I think it was a trailer for GTA4, which can be an awkward game to play around parents.

 

[leviathanmisha]

She peaked over my should while I was RP-ing Hetalia with a friend...

She's also gone through my binder...full of yaoi...and other things...

Did I mention that she's a homophobe?

 

[Julianking93]

Masturbating probably. My mom just laughed at me and closed my door. I think I just shut myself in my room that day. xD

Laughed at you? That's an....odd reaction to say the least.

Fortunately, I have never been caught masturbating though one time, mum walked in right when I...uh "finished" and didn't know I was "finishing" the whole time she was talking to me.

Well, I was 14, and my parents were really open about stuff like that. So she just had that teasing ''sorry!'' face, laughed and shut my door. xD

Damn. As open as my family (by that I mean mum and dad) say they are, if they caught me masturbating, they'd probably want to talk to me about it. I probably wouldn't come out of my room though for a week.

Hahaha. Really? My parents never had to give me that talk thankfully.

Neither have I, but if I were to be caught doing it, they would definitily give me the "talk" then despite me already knowing about it without their input

 

[Keepitclean]

I've never been caught, nor do I really do, anything my parents would find weird.

Does that say more about you or them?

My mates and I were cought making rockets by my dad when we were about 13. I got away with it because my dad didn't think they were gonna work. I almost piped up and said that they would (I took his lack of confidence in my rockets as a bit of an insult) but then he would know that I had made and used them before.

 

[swolf]

I know this is off-topic...sorta but it's pretty funny. I was headbanging and thrashing to some metal one time (during my mohawk days) and my dog saw. She just kinda tilted her head and made a confused face. I saw that and immediately stopped and began laughing hysterically.

I wonder when/if anyone is going to say they were caught masturbating.

Well were all thinking it anyway..

I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!!! ...Okay, I am...but I was never caught.

Recently: I was watching Repo! The Genetic Opera and my Mum walked in on me while I was watching the 'Thankless Job' scene. For those who haven't watched it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jQyO-N4g28

...She nearly threw the disc out the friggin window,she can't stand gory films. Apart from that I've been a fucking ninja!

That was interesting...kinda like "Hostel" but set to music.

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

Playing Final Fantasy VIII rapid tapping the square button to boost my GFs attack and my dad passing by decided to remark that I must have spectacular wanking skills. I'm just glad none of my friends were round to witness that one D:

 

[Skobvs]

Getting home at 4am from graffiting V for Vendetta signs on things.

That's interesting... All I can picture is this...

I think your avatar is missing a letter.. "couldn't" missing the D.

Watching some chick flick.. I was asked to make a copy of a movie and I couldn't help myself... My mother walked in during a long sappy speech between the male and female protagonists... she thought it was "sweet"...

 

[mongrelle666]

my mum heard me coughing and sneezing and walked into my bathroom and saw me trying to stick the handle end of a spoon up one nostril like i'd seen a sideshow performer on the internet do.

however the most awkward moment EVER was walking in on my dad watching asian bondage porn!!! no joke.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

My mum found me Jibbering to myself after I climbed half way up a tree.


Also my dad asked if I had ever had sex because my cousin got someone pregnant. I said No, but then he reminded me of the time he returned to his place and went to see if I was staying the night at his house and well someone else was in the bed with me. I was to drunk/asleep to remember.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Well, once they found my writing when I was young. My dad simply said, "So THIS is why you spend alot of time in your room."

...but my ex-girlfriends dad once caught us having sex in a phone box. Fucking hilarious night that one...

This sounds like the start of one hell of a story. Please, do explain

Lol well we were stumbling away from a party and her dad had said he'd pick us up if we wanted him to. She called him and then we went into the phonebox coz to wait for him coz it was cold and we were both wearing short dresses. Basically we started getting off with each other and then things...progressed and I suddenly realised that there were headlights pointed straight at the phonebox. Awwkkwwaaarrdddd haha

 

[Jenny Creed]

Ah, the joys of orphanhood. I don't think my parents ever caught me doing anything embarrassing. More embarrassing for them all the times I heard them have sex.

Father, I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree last night. To drown out the sounds from your bedroom.

Of course I was born with an underdeveloped shame gland anyway.

 

[Julianking93]

Masturbating probably. My mom just laughed at me and closed my door. I think I just shut myself in my room that day. xD

Laughed at you? That's an....odd reaction to say the least.

Fortunately, I have never been caught masturbating though one time, mum walked in right when I...uh "finished" and didn't know I was "finishing" the whole time she was talking to me.

Well, I was 14, and my parents were really open about stuff like that. So she just had that teasing ''sorry!'' face, laughed and shut my door. xD

Damn. As open as my family (by that I mean mum and dad) say they are, if they caught me masturbating, they'd probably want to talk to me about it. I probably wouldn't come out of my room though for a week.

Hahaha. Really? My parents never had to give me that talk thankfully.

Neither have I, but if I were to be caught doing it, they would definitily give me the "talk" then despite me already knowing about it without their input

Haha, I'd like to think on some level, most parents know their kids masturbate.

Well of course

No matter how much they may deny it, they all know.

 

[RowdyRodimus]

Back in highschool my girlfriend at the time was giving me a "special kiss", my mom came home without warning and came in to put some of my clothes in my room. Luckily I was sitting in a chair with the back to the door, but seeing Kays legs coming from the front of it kind of gave me away.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I shouted "YOU ARE SO SMALL IT'S FUNNY TO ME!" in the Heavy's voice to my cousins which made them cry. Then my Mom comes in and goes ballistic.

-_-'

 

[Brandon237]

Does being caught watching ZP at a particularly bad time count?