Your Moment of Zen

[Cowabungaa]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Seconded, I facepalm every day at the stupidity that's called humanity. We may be smart on our own, but in a flock...especially a bíg flock....ugh...

My moment of zen can be found right here [http://www.dullestblog.com/].

That's pure brilliance, that's an instant bookmark.

 

[Pimppeter2]

When I sleep

Which is most of the time

 

[Simalacrum]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Seconded, I facepalm every day at the stupidity that's called humanity. We may be smart on our own, but in a flock...especially a bíg flock....ugh...

too true, but hey, in the end stupidity is what makes us human

 

[yeah_so_no]

So for any of you who don't watch The Daily Show, a "Moment of Zen" is basically a moment of something that makes life a little bit more surreal/ironic/"whatha-?"/"*blink blink* Ooooookay, then."

I had two Moments of Zen today. The first was having an allergic reaction...to my new allergy meds.

The second was while I was walking through the train station, and I saw a man in what looked to be his mid-thirties run by obviously in a hurry...dressed in a sexy French maid outfit (so the skirt came about mid-thigh, and it looked like he'd shaved his legs) and wearing cat ears.

So these were my Moments of Zen; what Moments of Zen have y'all had lately?

that second one sounds more like a hallucination caused by your allergic reaction to your allergy meds

I live in Japan. 'Nuff said. XD

 

[Reep]

when u said Zen i thought u meant superhuman because ive had a moment like that

i was walking around in the basketball courts at school and 2 mates kicked a footy in the air, as i was walking away it was all quiet, so i ducked my head and the footy went right through the air where my head was.

there was no warning of the impending footy, i just went into Zen mode and ducked.
it was awesome

 

[jasoncyrus]

So for any of you who don't watch The Daily Show, a "Moment of Zen" is basically a moment of something that makes life a little bit more surreal/ironic/"whatha-?"/"*blink blink* Ooooookay, then."

I had two Moments of Zen today. The first was having an allergic reaction...to my new allergy meds.

The second was while I was walking through the train station, and I saw a man in what looked to be his mid-thirties run by obviously in a hurry...dressed in a sexy French maid outfit (so the skirt came about mid-thigh, and it looked like he'd shaved his legs) and wearing cat ears.

So these were my Moments of Zen; what Moments of Zen have y'all had lately?

that second one sounds more like a hallucination caused by your allergic reaction to your allergy meds

I live in Japan. 'Nuff said. XD

that explains it lol

 

[DragonChi]

when i bought my Creative zen vision:M mp3 player

 

[Gerazzi]

I got sick because of... medicine.
God is benevolent apparently

 

[Avatar Roku]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Banana hampster blue akward running gecko fast clearly apple bobcat newspaper. Rutabaga! RUTABAGA!!!

...your name is very appropriate.

 

[randommaster]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Banana hampster blue akward running gecko fast clearly apple bobcat newspaper. Rutabaga! RUTABAGA!!!

...your name is very appropriate.

You have no idea.

Mainly because I have taken them all and eaten them.

 

[Tesgami]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Banana hampster blue akward running gecko fast clearly apple bobcat newspaper. Rutabaga! RUTABAGA!!!

...your name is very appropriate.

You have no idea.

Mainly because I have taken them all and eaten them.

You ate a fast blue hamster?!
Can I have one

 

[randommaster]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Banana hampster blue akward running gecko fast clearly apple bobcat newspaper. Rutabaga! RUTABAGA!!!

...your name is very appropriate.

You have no idea.

Mainly because I have taken them all and eaten them.

You ate a fast blue hamster?!
Can I have one

It wasn't easy to catch, but OH MY GOD IT'S A SNAKE! Do you have any idea how hard it is to type what you're thinking when being attacked by a snake? I wonder if I flushed the toilet. Concentrate on the snake right now, brain! That's a lot of blood.

If I find another blue hampster, I give it to you.

 

[Tesgami]

my moment of zen is pretty much always.

Humanity confuses me.

Banana hampster blue akward running gecko fast clearly apple bobcat newspaper. Rutabaga! RUTABAGA!!!

...your name is very appropriate.

You have no idea.

Mainly because I have taken them all and eaten them.

You ate a fast blue hamster?!
Can I have one

It wasn't easy to catch, but OH MY GOD IT'S A SNAKE! Do you have any idea how hard it is to type what you're thinking when being attacked by a snake? I wonder if I flushed the toilet. Concentrate on the snake right now, brain! That's a lot of blood.

If I find another blue hampster, I give it to you.

Thanks, but now focus on the blood.
God that is a lot...

 

[ChocoFace]

When i'd been looking for a toy for an hour, as a child. I later realised i had it in my hand the whole time.
That freaked me the hell out, because i could've sworn my hands were both occupied in search of that toy.

Or when i saw a boy open up an ice-cream package, throw the ice-cream into the dumpster, then look at what he had in his hand - the package.
Actually that was more hilarious than a moment of Zen.

 

[randommaster]

It's hard to NOT focus on the blood. It's like someone chopped up a sumo wrestler and then threw it everywhere.