Your mortal enemy would be....

[fenrizz]

Some scottish guy, whom I'd rather not mention the name of.

I cannot even begin to describe the cruelty and horrors he would face.
BLODHEMN EG SVERGAR!

 

[LRT]

This guy!

 

[FallenRainbows]

Society itself.

 

[Samuel Cook]

My old best friend. We used to be inseparable, but now he's a socially-obsessed indie-loving generic 18 year old. And I'm an individual who hates stereotypes. Two mortals locked in combat for all eternity.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Any of the goddamnded celebrities that are famous only for being Famous. Basically Paris Hilton.

Oh yes, what a waste of space, money and resources.

You're telling me. The whore has gotten like two reality shows, millions of dollars, and legions of idiotic fans, all because she fucked some guy while someone was filming with night-vision on. It's not fair.

Trees in video games. Always there. Always in my way...

This as well. I have a 100-ton truck, and a little tree won't break as I ram 100 miles per hour into it? Fuck that.

CURSE YOU INVISIBLE WALL!!!!!
i would haft to say, people who hate anime and manga without a valid reason.
and Backtracking, freaking metroid.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Jewish robot ninja gang raping turtle warriors.

 

[ikyda1]

anyone who rich, famous, sucessful and has a nice girlfriend would be my mortal enemy (am such a spiteful man)

 

[The_ModeRazor]

That one guy who said "ninjas suck". We are doomed to fight for all eternity.

 

[HT_Black]

Christoper Paolini.

I think you already know why...

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Any of the goddamnded celebrities that are famous only for being Famous. Basically Paris Hilton.

Oh yes, what a waste of space, money and resources.

You're telling me. The whore has gotten like two reality shows, millions of dollars, and legions of idiotic fans, all because she fucked some guy while someone was filming with night-vision on. It's not fair.

I loate with a passion all those who fall into this catagory and all those who are linked to them. Yesterday I was watching the news and there was something on there about Jack Tweed being accused of sexual assault.

Not saying that that's an acceptable thing, but people get accused of that every damned day and it's not on sky news. I don't care if he's some barely famous attention seekers widow, it is not Breaking News! It doesn't deserve a spot next to people dying in a bombing raid! Grr.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Grammar Heretics.

 

[Tartarga]

my enemy would be disney and its evil power would be to torture me with live action movies with talking animals

 

[Ultracake]

Ultrapie! MY SWORN NEMISIS!

But regardless, I like to think as everyone but myself is less of an enemy.. More of an obstacle/target