Your most beloved character is about to give a cavity search.

[Mr.Squishy]

It fluctuates wildly, but...sweet jesus, either Pinkie or Harley. Either way, many cracks would be made and giggles had. So...yay..?

 

[[The]Rock]

Pac man doesn't have hands though...

One of the words in my Captcha was 'Anals'...

 

[TehCookie]

Dante from DMC. This is going to hurt.

Just in case this thread wasn't awkward enough:

 

[Episode42]

Can you not just take my word for it that i'm not smuggling heroin or baby birds or something?!
I don't like this thread anymore...

 

[Kataiser]

I don't think Arcueid knows how. o-o

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

so thrall? but his hands are so big....and green...

 

[Triforceformer]

Adam Jensen? He's ex-SWAT, so at least he'd know what the Hell he's doing. But then with those augmented arms, and this being a thorough search, it'd basically be a thin dildo in my rectum.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'm going to have this man rooting around my .... I don't want to think about the pain.

A full body search by the Grey Knights Grand Master .... not good.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo

 

[goldendriger]

Uh...crap i cant think of my FAVORITE.
But its either...
Jill Valentine (Kinky...)
Jin Kazama (He has LIGHTNING! Pow-ahs, maybe he'll numb me first?)
Sonic (Least it'll be quick) or
Dante...shit.

But hopefully they will listen to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

 

[Chalacachaca]

Heather Mason giving me a cavity search.

I like where this is going.

 

[ArbiterX13]

Merrill from Dragon Age. Hmm...There's a pretty good chance she wouldn't know how to do a cavity search. Also, since she's not particularly knowledgeable on humans, there's a good chance that she'd probably take advice from me on how to do one...this could be interesting.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"Wait! No, PUT DOWN THE KUKRI!", "...This could be fun" and "...Well...Um...Nice coat"

Emile, Bayonetta and Adam Jensen

 

[staika]

Carmine why have you betrayed me so, and try not to get shot mid procedure I'd hate to be stuck like that D:

 

[ScrubberDucky]

Most Beloved Character.. ehh.. this is where being a gamer for as long as I have comes back to bite you in the ass. I can't pick anyone.

I guess it'd be Niko Bellic. Or John Marston. Or Commander Shepard. Or Atton. Fuck.

Can I at least pick Femshep? No? No homo, at least? Please?

I suppose I could throw in Tali, but that's the pussy's way out. She's not my favorite character, she just is for the purposes of this thread. <.<

 

[Sixcess]

Hana Tsu Vachel from Fear Effect (points to avatar)

Well... should I even try to pretend that this is a bad thing?

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

I don't think Tyrion Lannister is tall enough to reach.

 

[Aprilgold]

Spoiler: Oh dear...

It's actually the little sister, which would be more horrifying, but you'd have a 20% better chance of survival.

No, because afterwards, if you said anything, looked at them wrong or talked, she would SIMPLY tell Mr Bubbles and I would guarantee your stomach would be in the water.

Well, all my most respected charicter is my New Vegas and Fallout 3 guys.... But they both steal from everything so they take advantage of things and they both swing the other way.

Should I be happy, scared or confused.....

 

[Sam Doctorman]

November Annabelle Terra
awwwwww yeah