Your most bizzare dream.

[GaijinAndrew]

I for one find dreams to be very interesting. Most dreams project a reality very different than our own, and considering that they're just reflections of our subconscious they show just how complicated the human mind is. Now some dreams may be very plain and leave absolutely no mark upon the dreamer but other times the dream is just too bizarre not make the dreamer wonder.

I would like to know was your most bizarre and out of the ordinary dream.

Mine was a few years back: I dreamt I was in my high school and I was walking towards my classroom but there was absolutely no one in the hallway. After a while a friend of mine appears while pushing two empty baby carriages yet there were babies crying. I called his name but he didn't even notice me and walked out of the school. I went on to my class room and there were dozens of children there, also my classroom was entirely made of wood. Out of nowhere my teacher appears and tells me to give her "the key". Suddenly I have an anger outburst and I yell at her: "I DON'T HAVE IT!" then the dream ended.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I was in a post apocalyptic and over grown New York when a man invited me to a treehouse he made in Time Square. We watched the sky and saw UFO's fly past while sitting round a campfire. He gives me a drug and I get so high, all I'm able to do is gaze a ball bearing till I find myself in the dark with light in front of me. Then I wake up.

 

[Jonluw]

There are two:

Spoiler: Number one.

In this one, I was sailing on a yacht to some island with some friends (I have no idea who they were). When we got to the island, we were met by a very steep cliff. There was a zig-zagging road making its way up the cliff though, that we drove up on tiny motorbikes.

When we got to the top of the island, one of my friends stood on the edge of the cliff; and suddenly, the portion of the cliff he was standing on crumbled beneath his feet. He saved himself, however, by shooting web from his wrists like Spiderman.

A while later, I parked my bike outside a pub or something, and went inside. Then, when I came out from the pub, I noticed that my bike was stolen. I saw some people outside a bakery, and got a feeling they were the ones that stole it. I went over to them. What I did, I do not remember; but I know it ended with me being thrown through the window of the bakery.

When I emerged from the broken glass and pastries, I was holding a baguette (or similiar) in my hands. I discovered that I could fly so long as I held a baguette in my hands. It did work, although not as well, with a bottle too.

The rest of the dream mostly consists of me flying around doing random stuff.

Spoiler: The second one:

I was walking around on a chess-patterned plain, carrying objects of different size and weight from one point to another. The main aspect of this dream was that the weight of the objects did not seem to correlate with their sizes. Large objects were light, and I could carry them without problem. Then, I come to a point where I lift an object the size of a grain of sand on my little finger. The object is unbelievably heavy, and fills me with a horrible feeling. This is when I wake up.

This has been a recurring dream that I've used to have when I've had colds.

 

[The F Word]

I was at the country.side and there was a dark place between 2 houses. There were a lotta people gathered there and i was with my sister and a friend...suddenly a huge bat came out...like larger than a horse almost and came after us...we started running and entered our house. I hid under the bed and my sister climbed on the wardrobe. We were scared like hell but my sister started imitating Woody the wood pecker and that freak started bumping itself on the walls and finally flew away...creepy

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Every time I post in one of these it is a different dream.
Not because I am having many, mind you. Mostly just because I have an inconsistent memory.

Anyway, to sum up what these posts usually entail, there is a lot of weird rape shit that freaks me the fuck out and then at the end of the dream someone dies. Sometimes more than one someone.

It is the kind of cuckoo bananas shit that would cause Sigmund Freud to start masturbating furiously as he wrote up a report on why he is right about everything he ever said in his life. Run of the mill psycho nonsense.
Why bother with symbology when you can have lots of stabbing, that's how my subconscious sees it.

If you really want to see a specific example, just go check out one of the many other of these types of threads I have posted in.
I assure you it is not very interesting.

 

[Super Six One]

One i had recently was, i met Raj form The Big Bang Theory, i asked for is auto-graph and a photo.

He said no.

 

[The F Word]

One i had recently was, i met Raj form The Big Bang Theory, i asked for is auto-graph and a photo.

He said no.

That is sad .

 

[L4hlborg]

There was this one where I went to hell to fight satan. With my bare fists. And I was flying.

 

[Anarchemitis]

One i had recently was, i met Raj form The Big Bang Theory, i asked for is auto-graph and a photo.

He said no.

Should I laugh? I think I should laugh.

 

[Ashadow700]

Hm.... It was a so very long time ago that I dont remember the details of it, but i once had a dream about burning sheeps that would throw people into so kind of a very big, and very unhealthy machine outside my house

 

[Phoxinator]

the one where I had anal sex with emma watson while she was driving a flying motorbike to the moon
I'll never forgive the person who woke me up from that one.

 

[Phoxinator]

My bad for posting twice ...

 

[KatieMatey]

I had a dream that I was in my school hall and there was a karaoke going on, and when I went up to sing and was handed the mic, I looked at it and it was an ice cream, so I sang and then I turned my back and ate it. I then went to the loos and went in a cubicle and a load of girls came in and they were pissed off cuz someone had eaten the mic. It was pretty weird.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've had countless weird dreams, here are some I can remember

Starting a revolution with the Beastie Boys

Moving into a house next to Metallica

Blacking out and waking up in Hell

Losing all my teeth

Going onto stage at school and playing the bass guitar like a master (even thought I can't play crap)

Going to war against aliens

An old school friend dating Hayley Williams from Paramore

Going back to school as with a fake I.D. which says I am an Indian (that was damn weird)

Running from the law

 

[sanguinator]

i would get banned for going into the details....but it had something to do with megan fox and and a big sausage.

 

[gkid87]

i had a baby that i had no idea about...and i`m a girl and it was a white baby and i`m not white.

 

[The Funslinger]

I used to have a recurring one where I'd be chased down and mauled by the fox mints polar bear

I once had this one where I was on a motorbike going through some place full of guys with machine guns, and I was being chased by 3 other people on motorbikes. I eventually got to a vent, and started crawling through. I went through it many times as I kept getting killed and respawning to the point where I dreaded respawning. When I got to the vent, they shot through it and I woke up.

I had another one where I was on a big stretch of tarmac with stretches of grass and there was this guy wearing this really heavily plated power suit, and I had matrix powers and we were fighting. I kept getting thrown really far, but because of my matrix powers, I came back fairly quickly.

 

[Ashcrexl]

ok, i havent had a weird dream in awhile, so i refrained from posting in this thread, but i had A REALLY WEIRD one last night. so here goes.

i am playing grand theft auto. i am the player character. this takes place in the suburbs of pittsburgh, PA. my mission is to steal a life size donald duck doll from a little girl. so i follow the map on foot until i get to the house. i accidentally run into the dad in front of his garage while trying to stealth my way around to the back. i casually ask him if he has any donald duck dolls. he says no. i thank him and sneak around to the back. i climb up to the second story bedroom window, break it in, and retrieve the doll. as i am returning to my mission giver's hideout, the dad and a bodyguard come by in a car. they come out and start threatening me. i stick a gun in the bodyguard's mouth and kill him. i tell the dad to scram. then i return, completing the mission.

pretty disturbing if you ask me. i may need help. keep in mind, even though i am doing all these actions, it is in the context of a video game. the video game is in the context of a dream. i would never steal life size donald duck dolls from a little girl just because a yakuza boss told me to.