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Scarim Coral

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This wasn't homework per say, it more of a assigment which we did it after lesson. It was the first few weeks of my first year at uni so the assigments we were given were somewhat easy as it was really to develop our skills before doing proper work. While this assigment was easy but to the time to make it was blody hard and boring.
The assigment was our tutor give us some shapes to use in 3D Studio Max (a 3D graphic software). All we have to do is to clones the shapes as many as we want and to rearrange the shape how we like and then render (take an image) it. Sound simple right? but here's the thing-

We had to render 600-800 of the rearrange shapes.
This was the early days so most of us haven't got the software in our pc so we had to use the Uni pc's which the pc room are usually full when we want to use it.
We had a week to complete it.
The files size had to be bitmap (huge file size compare to Jpeg) so saving it and storing it on a memory stick was annoying.

So I pretty much work my butt of by getting to the pc room early as possible and just randomly render the shape (he never said to turn the shapes into a certain objects like car or airplane etc).
It turn out that on nearer the end of the deadline he wasn't expect everyone to have 600-800 renders at all and was willing to accept the amount you created (should be at least 300). While I was annoy, it turn out that I was right that the whole point of the assigment is to make random render not to spend time making detail render like some people did.
 

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Meh, I do History, all my papers are like that. If my sources aren't academic I'll get failed, so you get used to it.
 

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legion431 said:
Bezz_Ad said:
Well, the one I remember, mainly because it was last year.
Nude photographs of a model from the opposite sex.
Awkward.
I wish my school gave out assignments like that.

Double post. Dammit.
You really don't. I walked into the photography part of my college to find my friend and I felt like I was being judged by everyone with a camera :3 Was not nice

Edit: I need to do an OT:

OT: My current one. Biggest assignment we've had all year. Our teacher wants it done in half the time as all the others. Oh, did I mention that even though she was in hospital for two weeks and none of us knew what the hell we were doing for those two weeks she still didn't give us an extension and told us to just get on with it?

Thats not even the worst part. Despite this I was still going to have it in on time. I woke up the next day, worked on it for two hours straight, confident i'd get it done and submit it by the 9pm deadline.

3pm I get a text. "Your assignment is now late".

Fuck you too.
 

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naughtynazgul said:
Wait i got one!!

Having to watch The Crucible in english.

Stupidest movie i've ever seen.
I had to do that once too! Maybe it was the same class.....

EDIT: that's unlikely since you live in Canada.

But my latin teacher just assigns us all the work we'd usually do in a normal fortnight over our two week holidays. Yeah, fuck you too, mate.
 

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A Chemistry Lab Report on an experiment that went horribly. The results were inaccurate, the method was highly suspect and the experiment itself was handled with the accuracy of a drunken bull trying to hump the display case in an antique china shop. I still did it to a high quality but I'm angered by the shitty method and the incomplete results due to the idiocy of the other groups.
 

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DJ_DEnM said:
ChupathingyX said:
Holiday homework.

Just holiday homework in general, especially considering I should be doing it right now but instead I'm talking about it here.
This. Exactly this. Like I really SHOULD be doing right now.
This. This. This!

I have Holiday Homework to be handed in on Friday; you know, Homework to be handed in during the Holidays!

Hes making a special effort to come into school between 8 and 9 AM to collect our homework. If we do not hand it in between those two times, then it is late and we get Zero marks.
 

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To be honest, pretty much none of the assignments mentioned here seem like bullshit to me. Sure, the timing, workload or grading are sometimes wrong, but that doesn't make the assignment itself bullshit. Most of these have a lot of educational value or can be used to judge how good you are at something.

Your classes don't have infinite time to teach you things, so sometimes one part of an assignment won't fit terribly well with another. For instance when you have to get academic references for a fairly trivial subject. Getting those references is good practice and that's what they want you to experience, but in the class there is no time to write something that actually requires them and you get to do something simpler instead.

I also don't like keeping logs, writing comments/explaining my work or creating mind maps. I can do fine without. But these things are good habits to get into and many people can benefit from learning how to do these. Also, you may not need to make a mind map now, but perhaps in the future when you run into harder problems than you did in school you will be thankful that you learned how to do it. Or not, people aren't all the same, but that doesn't make the assignment bullshit.

I can't really recall having to do any really stupid assignments (but that may just be because of memory). Sure, some weren't particularly useful for me, but they might have been for my classmates.
 

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DJ_DEnM said:
ChupathingyX said:
Holiday homework.

Just holiday homework in general, especially considering I should be doing it right now but instead I'm talking about it here.
This. Exactly this. Like I really SHOULD be doing right now.
Same boat here... we've been assigned mock Sats (1 hour per paper) to complete AND mark over the Easter holidays. Also maths homework, and an English assignment to rough and best draft.
 

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crazy_egyptian said:
deshorty said:
I know how you feel. I had to do an extended essay - a 4000 word essay with all 'academic' sources on any topic I wanted. The problem is, the subject has to be so specific, no academic source will be able to help. Bleh...stupid IB.
Oh jesus, I'm doing THAT course, we just haven't started that bullshit yet.

But to the topic at hand, one of my teachers told us, that for homework, we were to watch the Big Bang Theory.
Now, I'm not trying to be offensive to the show or its fans, but I don't see the academic value of this unless I'm trying to learn how to write comedy.
Hahaha, thats how they drag you in. They try and make it seem fun but then BAM! CAS and EE all over the place. God help you if you take double humanities like I do.
 

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Grabbin Keelz said:
Doing papers on pieces of art.

It's a nice looking statue, how the hell do you write three pages of that?
i had the same assignment
i just picked a big piece of art
 

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Mine was a 250-300 word critial summary that turned out to be only worth 5% and the marking critera somehow was out of 100, I just don't see how 5% can be that important or take that much time to work out
 

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SextusMaximus said:
DJ_DEnM said:
ChupathingyX said:
Holiday homework.

Just holiday homework in general, especially considering I should be doing it right now but instead I'm talking about it here.
This. Exactly this. Like I really SHOULD be doing right now.
Same boat here... we've been assigned mock Sats (1 hour per paper) to complete AND mark over the Easter holidays. Also maths homework, and an English assignment to rough and best draft.
Also same boat here! (we could make a fleet of them) I have been given 2 maths GCSE papers, 2 Biology, 1 Chemistry and 2 Physics to do and mark (though marking it is optional) and i also have revision for all the actual tests coming up =_= .
However i dont think it's BS, i can see why they'd want me to do it but its the holidays so i might do half of it.
Hardcore_gamer said:
Well, it technically wasn't an assignment but it was still extremely stupid.

It was during preschool (this was LONG time ago) and there was a school play. The story was about 2 trolls who fall in love (its as horrible as it sounds) and there is a scene were they have some troll sex on the floor. I had to play the part of one of the trolls......

But wait! It gets worse......the entire thing is actually shown in front of the people and doesn't just happen behind the tents or anything, and the teacher decided to cast another male student who was also my best friend into the part of the other troll instead of a female (even though that isn't what happened in the original story)......

What the fuck is wrong with people? How anyone be this fucking stupid?

I hope that ***** gets to burn once she dies.
Also this isn't BS , it's just freaking hilarious :')
 

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My little sister had to write a page essay on Bonos' (From U2) Christianity. I told her to make it up because the book they had been given about Bono's life only had about 2 lines on his faith. I was fully prepared to write an essay for her about Bono, but it being the Story of Joan of Arc. (Bono was born in a small peasant village, one day, while at church, he heard a heavenly message and guitar solo, telling him to start a band, write a spiderman musical, and drive the English scum out of his country. etc.)
I'm really sorry she didn't do it, as the teacher apparently put hers up on the wall without looking at it, and never marked them. That would have led to the best detention in History.
 

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BoredDragon said:
I'm a freshman in college at the moment and I'm taking a technical writing class. I recently completed a 5 page research paper on cyber security that was required to be single-spaced, 1-inch margins, and 12 point font. If that wasn't enough, the sources had to be "academic" meaning they had to be articles out of scientific journals. This meant I couldn't just google search my information, I had to go to special websites and hope someone had written about something that was broad enough to help me understand the fucking subject.

So escapist, I want to know if you can possibly top this assignment on the bullshit meter


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forgot to mention this is a 1 credit hour class and a lot of the paper had to do with the history of the subject, which these stupid academic articles don't fucking have.
That doesnt sound all that unreasonable if its a homework assignment, you seem to have a bigger problem with the way its laid out. Or did I get the wrong end of the stick o_O

I have a good one actually, in college (I was doing information technology support) and we had a bullshit subject that was basicly a space filler in the first semester. We had to invent a murder mystery game... from scratch. I mean wtf o_O how where the hell would you even begin D:
 

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Go to the High Street and measure how long it took for the traffic lights to go from green, through to amber then red and then green again.
 

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This is about me college gen. ed. its not one assignment as it was a semesterly thing. We had to do 3 novels and 2 articles a week, and write a 1000 word essay every week for 12 weeks.
 

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Well, right now I'm supposed to be redrawing a WWII mindmap I'd done in the lesson (History). I can't just hand in the one I've got because apparentally the branches need to be different colours to help me learn. I've a mind to not bother and just tell my history teacher to fuck off.
 

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Well, I loved this, but today, for business class, we took a trip to a major chocolate factory, then went on a two hour shopping trip in a huge mall in downtown Toronto. There was an assignment, but the teacher said forget it. We had lunch, I bought a book, and then we went home. Utterly pointless, but very fun.
 

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InnerRebellion said:
Well, this easy assignment went from easy to bullshit.

So, it is well known throughout my school that I like to write. When our history teacher assigned us to write a short story, I was done (with 15 pages) in a day. Everyone else barely wrote page over vacation. A girl friend of mine asked me to write hers, and because I can't say no to girls, I did it for her. Then a friend asked, and offered money, so I did his too. Today, we got back to school. In homeroom, the first friend told a few of her friends that I wrote hers for her. Moments after, I was being begged to write theirs, and being offered all sorts of things (money, sexual favors, you name it). As I said, I can't say no to girls, it's just not in my nature. Even as a kid, while my friends feared cooties, I treated girls like queens. With all these girls asking, I didn't want to seem like a dick and say no, so I told them all I'd think about it.

Then, when I got home, I had 27 Facebook messages from people begging me to write theirs. In total, if I wrote all of them, I would have obtained 360 dollars, 3 blowjobs, a handjob, and sex. Yeah. My school is pathetic.
you should have done it haha