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drh1975

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Marcurio from Skyrim. "I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule." Fuck you. I just paid your sorry ass 500 gold to follow me around. The least you could do is carry some of my stuff.
Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Actually, I hate the entire Lannister family, except Tyrion.
Shane from The Walking Dead (the TV series). Was I the only one cheering when- SPOILER ALERT!- Rick killed that backstabbing, mouth-breathing hillbilly asshole?
Everyone on The Cleveland Show, except Rallo. If not for "Black Stewie", I wouldn't bother with the series.
The Turian Councilor in the Mass Effect series. What a dickhole. Even after Shepard saves his life, the ungrateful bastard dismisses the Commander's claims that the Reapers exist.
 

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Jacques Katzoff said:
At the moment, Gwen from Torchwood. I can't STAND useless characters XP
This for me, too. I HATE Gwen. She's a complete Karma Houdini. She's useless at her job, is completely unlikable, and...
the fact that she lived when Owen, Tosh, and especially Ianto all died is especially infuriating.
 

Meg Galuardi

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Joffrey is pretty up there, but I think the top spot goes to Dolores Umbridge, because rarely do you come across a *realistic* villainous ***** that makes you shudder with every smile.

Also Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
 

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So many Ice and Fire characters... Gregor Clegane, Ramsay Snow, Walder Frey, all of the Bloody Mummers (though Qyburn is pretty intriguing to me with the black magic it hints at) Cersei, Joff, Tywin in the book series, and later on Catelyn
She is such a ***** when she comes back, and that also led to Dondarrion's demise which pissed me off
Though I think the person I hate most out of the series thus far would be Leo Tyrell, from the intro to Feast for Crows. The viewpoint character, Pate (btw this has little to no consequence and happens in the first ten pages so I don't think it merits spoilers) pines for the virgin daughter of an Oldtown whore, and is desperately trying to save his money to afford bedding her while she is still intact. Leo, to scorn him, keeps speaking of how he intends to have her with the money he has due to his birth into a much richer family. He goes so far as to say "I expect that once I've broken in the wench, her price will fall so low that even pig boys will be able to afford her, you should thank me".

What a condescending shit. And that irks me more than any of the murder or rape throughout the series, oddly enough.
 

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[Kira Must Die said:
]Well, there's a couple that come to mind.

The entire cast of Soul Eater (Yes, even the ones that people go on and on about how badass they are.) When they're not being annoying they're just uninteresting. Their gags get old really fast.
This one speaks for me. Everyone except Crona and Asura can die. The writers set up a fucking perfect satire of all anime and manga tropes, and then didn't satirize. They wanted me to take all of these cliches straight-faced. It was ludicrous. I liked Asura for his sheer brutality and consistent characterization of being a paranoid psychopath, and every one of his lines was fucking solid gold. Crona was just charming and twisted, since I read the manga first and saw it stab the fuck out of Medusa.

In my eyes though, it's either Alucard from Hellsing, or Jack from Mass Effect.

Alucard took Dracula, the vampire king, and the man who figured impaling 60,000 people on spikes was a good negotiating tactic, and made him a boring jackhole who was repeatedly outclassed by the new recruit he made. She didn't even drink blood, and somehow she was better than him, despite everyone in the show and the fanbase sucking him off without end.

Jack was a *****, a boring character with a cliche backstory, badly written, and to drive the final stake through the heart, fucking useless in gameplay but magical in cutscenes.
 

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an874 said:
For me it would be Shinn Asuka from Gundam Seed Destiny. He's such an irrational, whiny, and really not very bright little shit, and he totally drags down what could have been a decent series.
i will take him any day over kamile biden.......makes shinn look like a mans man, hell he makes shinji from eva look brave and stable.
 

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I loved this game, but let me get something across right now.



HE WAS SUCH A TOOL!!!!!
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/uploads/chars/5688-419791986.png
 

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Junpei Iori from Persona 3. He's an absolute crap character. His entire schtick is that he's stupid, jealous, and utterly incompetent. His Persona isn't all that good at anything, and he spends all of game either griping about how he should be leader and you shouldn't, or whining about a girl he doesn't even know. Yosuke was a far better buddy to your main character than Junpei, who is there as some kind of straw-rival.

James Vega from Mass Effect 3. I don't care what kind of boo-hoo backstory you gave him; when I met him, he came across as the most stereotypical meathead shooter guy ever, so I ditched him as soon as I got him. And now there's an animated thing coming out ABOUT VEGA? Ugh.
 

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Lori Grimes from The Walking Dead.

A sanctimonious, hypocritical, self righteous, passive-agressive professional victim. I can safely say that every single thing she ever said or did rubbed me up the wrong way.

I have never been happier to see a character killed off.

Runner up, whilst on the subject, would be Michonne. Six episodes into S3 (I'm a little behind) and I fail to see why I should give one fuck for this one dimensional cartoon character. She has no back story, no characterisation other than I DON'T TRUST ANYONE, and her killing-everything-in-cool-ways-with-a-samurai-sword schtick makes a mockery of the sense of dread and danger that the series is otherwise very good at.
 

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Xcell935 said:
The MC from Persona 3, he's a douche no matter how you try and shape him.
Not entirely true; as I found it rather easy to play him as a nice-ish guy.

The ending also just shoots that idea straight out of the water.

But yeah, he can be kind of a dick. Like so. [http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?520211-Spoilers-Persona-3-Parody-Comic-(The-Bestest-Thing!)]
 

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I'm sure the actress who plays Andrea on The Walking Dead is a perfectly lovely human being, but if I ever met her or anyone who looked like her I'd probably spinkick them in the uterus just to be safe.
 

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Vanille from FF13 (although i liked the game). Everytime she opened her mouth I wanted to dropkick her....well except when she was suicidal. Then she was an actual character you can somewhat relate to as for a brief moment she experiences something other than supreme weirdo.

Edge from Star Ocean the Last Hope. Hmm...both SE games...not a good sign.

The main character, and he is the whiniest little emo dooche. I wanted to go inside the game and beat him to death with a spiked bat. He ruined the game by himself. Even in Japanese he was unbearable.
 

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Aaron Sylvester said:
This idiotic tool of a character:



Let me know if anyone needs an explanation why -_-
actually, enlighten me on this. I've never seen any good reason to see the show (FYI I really hate the designs, they're just too childish and bubbly for what I've gathered is supposed to be a serious story, it's about the same for One Piece). So please give me another reason to stay as far away as I can
 

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Devoneaux said:
Aaron Sylvester said:
Zburator said:
Screw it. Code Geass can have all of this post.
Despite that criticism, Code Geass is the only anime that has stirred my heart and emotions to such incredible effect where I've gone from leaping from my chair in joy one second to crying a river of tears the next. It's the only anime where deaths of characters have literally slammed me with emotional weight...especially Euphemia (all because of Lelouch's MASSIVE fuck-up with his geass), Shirley (WHY??) and finally Lelouch. There's just something extremely peculiar with the way characters die in that anime, the emotions, their final words, etc. I can watch those scenes again and again and tell myself "I already know what's going to happen...don't cry, don't cry, don't cr--FFFFUUUUUUUUUU I'M CRYING"
When I realized Lelouch's grand plan to get himself killed, and then he actually did it...I pretty much lost it.

No such anime has had the emotional weight of Code Geass on me to date. I would go as far as saying no form of media (movie/whatever) has moved me that much.

Usually I'm an emotion-less cold-hearted prick who shrugs off character deaths and emotional moments like dandruff off my shoulder, but I don't know why Code Geass affected me so much...?? I literally can't figure out why.
The ending was still kind of stupid though. "Oooh I have to die so that everyone's hate dies with me! AAAAAANGST!" I exaggerate but why is it that every single fucking anime tries to have some kind of artsy deep message?...*sigh* I miss DBZ...
DBZ is just lazy animation, Dragonball was better because they didn't spend entire episodes doing absolutely nothing to further the story, they kept the fights small, but when Dragonball Z started pulling Mario Galaxy, each fight stretched to tens of episodes when you could easily edit everything down to maybe 10 minutes. Every (or at least most) new anime are trying to stay away from this in order to prevent tedium
 

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everyone from My Name is Earl - pretty much what I believe everyone who hasn't spoken to a real person in the South thinks of Southerners, each one, besides Earl at least is completely unlikeable and just increases the "white trash" meter to the max
and transporting the aged hooker to be the protagonist of that new police drama doesn't help
and up until I noticed that Dori was voiced by Ellen, she was already terrible enough but I hate Ellen, not because she's a lesbian or anything but her entire show is something along the lines of an office worker who just discovered youtube and feels the need to broadcast every little thing to everyone - especially those two little girls who would not dress in anything aside from "princess ballerina" crap

the mother from "A Home of Our Own" - seriously, just because she hates her job and her son is getting into trouble doesn't mean you need to move your family out to a torn down shack just because you can't get over your sense of pride

the characters from the movie Alive where they're stuck in the mountains for several months - they just sit and wait for months thinking someone's still got to be looking for them and in no way think they might be dead. Seriously, if it had been me, I'd be walking the second I could stand, there isn't any way that I'm sitting frozen on a mountain freezing for a plane that might not even come, and seriously, even if a plane had seen them, it'd take days to get them all out

the main human guy from 8 Below - just because he sits on his hands for over a year before going back to get the dogs. Yeah, I could understand the first few days because of a storm, but that storm isn't going to continue for several months. He could even have left food out because I'm sure he heard that a storm was coming and people couldn't get back for a while.
Yeah, cares about those dogs my ass.

every character in Walking Dead the tv series just because they are stereotypes of every character who'd appear in a zombie apocalypse - always got to have a racist white biker and a black guy who is just as hateful towards whites

Hostel 2 - the first girl who dies - the ugly insecure girl who is told by her friend to stay close and be careful, and what's the first thing she does, she goes off with some random guy just because "oh, he's charming and foreign" - the whole thing reeks of the daughter's friend from the movie Taken who says she'll sleep with a guy just because "he's cute" and she urges the girl to do the same and not be uptight.
Seriously I hate characters who are vapid and shallow and will practically have sex with anything just because it seems attractive or says one nice thing - I have the same problem with people who sleep around - to me it's a personal issue and I won't go into it here.

all of the cult members from Wicker Man, yes I saw it, yes I hated them - and Nick Cage's 'wife' being a manipulative whore who'd go out to get pregnant then lure in the men to serve as sacrifices, and if the children happened to be male then they'd be used a laborers of the women

The Children of the Corn remake - can't say how happy I was that the wife was killed by the kids. She was too needy, pushy, and self-centered

and like someone said before - mother characters who get in the way of everything the other characters do just because "I don't like it" - characters like Peggy Hill, Lois Griffin (she's a whore, lives like one, but condemns anybody else who does the same thing) and Marge Simpson.
Let's see how did Marge put it?
"if something isn't to my taste then no one else should be allowed to enjoy it."

and truth be told, there have been some mentions that I don't agree with because I found ways to like the characters, others I don't know who they are, and then there's BONES
if it's going to be a cop show I can take CSI criminal intent because each episode is not about the characters but the job, with BONES, it's like they reversed that and the characters are boring
 

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erttheking said:
2. I'm more angry that he decided to take on passengers while smuggling illegal goods, yet despite him constantly yelling at Simon for putting everyone else in danger, no one EVER calls him out on being willing to put three potentially innocent people in danger.
I see. My firend pointed out to me that Mal isn't a moral character. He's a thief. But he's a thief who cares about the people living on his ship. He took the passengers for extra money, and figured that there wouldn't be any bumps along the way. Turns out he was wrong.

erttheking said:
3. Yeah well, he did. How about the plan "go get Simon back" he clearly didn't have any trouble finding him in the ending
He had an entire day to find Simon at that point. In that moment, when Book was injured, it was either go to an Alliance hospital, or look for Simon. He didn't know how long looking for Simon would take, and in that time, Book could have died from the injury. So he went with the option that had the MOST LIKELY chance of Book surviving. For all we know, after Book got treated, Mal could have been searching for Simon!

erttheking said:
4. Again, he did. Yeah, which is why I'm trying to figure out where exactly his crew got the BS notion of "he'd do the same for us" Writing and characters tend to go rather close together.
Because the crew knows that Mal puts his crew first. If someone gets left behind, he goes back for them, so long as they're in his crew.

erttheking said:
5. You do know that River has had more than a few "out there" moments right? Although I suppose that this can also be chalked up to bad writing because I'm pretty sure that "super soldier River" and that pass out word wasn't something planned for the series. Still doesn't make me like him any more. And he BLACKMAILED his crew into charging right into the middle of Reaper territory, risking all of them getting quite literally raped to death because he was mad and just wanted to hurt the Alliance. He threatened to FUCKING KILL THEM! He treated them like they were his fucking servents/slaves! I'm supposed to think that he's the good guy? That he's better than the Alliance? That I'm supposed to be on his side?...no...just no. What if things had gone wrong? What if every last member of his crew had gotten caught and God knows what happened to them because of what the Reavers did to them? Well, it's ok, Mal's the good guy, so he made the right decision and most of his crew lived and the only one that died died quickly...oi.
That scene in the movie wasn't meant to show that Mal is a good guy. I think it was meant to show that he was mad as hell and wasn't going to take it anymore.

Look, it's clear to me that I'm not going to change your opinion on this. It's fine that you don't like Mal, we can all have our opinions. For example I hate River Song and the 11th Doctor.
 

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Colin Murray said:
Andrea in Walking Dead
Ye Gods.... Try sharing a name with that useless gobshite. On the plus side, I'm a far better shot than she is! (Also seem to have slightly better taste in men...!)

Dishonourable mentions also go to Lori, Karl, Eric Cartman, Cersei & Joffrey Lannister, Ted Mosby and Meredith Grey.
 

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BNguyen said:
Aaron Sylvester said:
This idiotic tool of a character:



Let me know if anyone needs an explanation why -_-
actually, enlighten me on this. I've never seen any good reason to see the show (FYI I really hate the designs, they're just too childish and bubbly for what I've gathered is supposed to be a serious story, it's about the same for One Piece). So please give me another reason to stay as far away as I can
Wait wait wait, don't get the wrong idea. Compared to most cartoons/anime Legend of Korra isn't by any means bad. Yeah the main character is a bit of a tool but overall it's still alright.

More importantly, you absolutely absolutely HAVE to see the series before this called Avatar: The Legend of Aang (also called Avatar: The Last Airbender) because it's quite possibly one of the best cartoons in existence. I would put it over stuff like One Piece (huge fan btw) any day...but that's just my opinion :p
Sorry it doesn't have any gore/swearing/serious themes because it's mostly a light-hearted cartoon but I it still approaches perfection in terms of characters, story, action scenes, etc. And it's only got ~60 total episodes as opposed to anime which have HUNDREDS + fillers.