Blackbird from strife: quest for the sigil.
she tries to be funny but isn't, but worse yet: she is completely useless, and in a way a plot hole given physical form. she basically tell you what you need to do, but she talks WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH OTHERWISE GOD DAMNIT WOMAN SHUT UP.
also, by the end of the game, she falls in love with you, even though you never talk to her and she probably has no Idea what you look like until the end where you two have the most awkward to watch makeout EVER. (also how the shit does she get to the underground alien spaceship so fucking fast? I mean, the alien is dead, but its woman-killing worshippers are still fricken all over the place...
she tries to be funny but isn't, but worse yet: she is completely useless, and in a way a plot hole given physical form. she basically tell you what you need to do, but she talks WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH OTHERWISE GOD DAMNIT WOMAN SHUT UP.
also, by the end of the game, she falls in love with you, even though you never talk to her and she probably has no Idea what you look like until the end where you two have the most awkward to watch makeout EVER. (also how the shit does she get to the underground alien spaceship so fucking fast? I mean, the alien is dead, but its woman-killing worshippers are still fricken all over the place...