Your most painful experience?

[Mr Shrike]

I broke my toe yesterday and decided it would be a good idea to put all my weight on it... Probably wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

Sitting in A&E, listening in to other people checking in, being the slight sadist that I am, this got me thinking about other people's pain.

Care to share some stories?

 

[Aeshi]

Well there was the time I was running really fast (was in a hurry) ran straight into a pillar and swallowed one of my teeth...

...Or the time I fell of a rock I was climbing on the beach when I was 6-8 and ended up with a massive scar that went all the way from my shoulder to my waist? (left a pretty badass scar though!)

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Dectomax]

Being kicked in the "Manly regions" With pointed high heels...Words cannot describe how painful that was, my scream of agony went into the realms of ultra-sonic.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

during a fight I got kicked in the ribs and a part of them snapped into numbness.
Couldn't even yell in pain.

 

[Quite_Insane]

In middle school a fat kid stepped on my foot, and pushed me. Broke my ankle.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Quick question, what's an A&E?
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A&E=Accident and Emergency

 

[Simple Bluff]

Quick question, what's an A&E?

Anyhow, OT: I don't get in a lot of pain.
Seeing as pain is bad, I tend to keep away from things that might hurt me.

I broke my arm when I was 3, that's about it.

This, except I was 4 when I broke my arm.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

I never really broken a bone, but when i was 14 i got shot in the balls with a paintball gun ... and that inspired me to wear a cup forever more.

 

[Worgen]

wisdom teeth and running out of painkillers right as I was really waking up from the surgery anesthetic, not during surgery, mind you, after I was back home and sleeping off the rest of it.

 

[Brightzide]

Oh this is easy. Despite having broken most the bones I possess...This one wins by a landslide. I was 8, riding on my friends bike, and he forgot to tell me the brakes didnt work. Eventually I ended up riding right into a ''in cross-section, Triangular'' pole in the ground. I flipped off the bike, did a complete somersault and went 'manhood' first into the pole and then slid 5 feet down it...basically cutting me open in that area. I lost a fair bit of blood and passed out. I got carried home by my friend and his cousin, got sent to hospital...And their first action towards my genitals, WAS TO COVER THEM IN IODINE!...gah! Bad memories.

 

[Timotei]

Probably the most pain I was when I had a cardiac arrest (not a heart attack) when I didn't have my heart medication for 3 days.

On day 2, my chest started to hurt a bit. On day 3, I was in constant pain and I felt very weak. That night my heart just outright quit and I had to be taken to the hospital by ambulance, where I died once for a stretch of 11 seconds before being resuscitated. Thankfully by the time I woke up later the next day I has flying so high on drugs I couldn't feel a damn thing.

And for the record, I'm only 18.

 

[Ascaryrobot]

I once tried to make jelly and I held up a glass bowl with water straight from the kettle (checking I had the right amount) the glass exploded and covered my chest in scalding water, I'm still scarred to this day.

 

[octafish]

Two words: Renal Colic. I think it's officially the most painful thing bar childbirth.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Some chick once kicked me square in the balls because it was "funny". While I was on the floor, almost throwing up with tears in my eyes, she just said, "Oops. Never meant to do it that hard. Still funny though."

 

[Wardnath]

Slicing my elbow on a glass and having anaesthetic injected into the open wound.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also, kicking double ingrown toenails on multiple occasions.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Betancore]

Some chick once kicked me square in the balls because it was "funny". While I was on the floor, almost throwing up with tears in my eyes, she just said, "Oops. Never meant to do it that hard. Still funny though."

Do I know you? I'm sorry if I do. I really didn't mean to hurt that guy. He actually threw up. I felt so bad afterwards. I don't think he ever forgave me. It's the kind of joke that's just out of line. I just didn't realise it'd hurt that much, since I don't actually have testicles myself.

Anyway, most painful experience was probably when I crashed into a rubbish bin (or two? I forget, and it was kind of dark at the time) at a relatively fast speed, while on a skateboard. It hurt. All over. I also had to drag myself back home, since I didn't want my parents to know that I was out during the early hours of the morning. Most of my other painful experiences involve intense pain during menstruation, but that's more of a constant ache.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Some chick once kicked me square in the balls because it was "funny". While I was on the floor, almost throwing up with tears in my eyes, she just said, "Oops. Never meant to do it that hard. Still funny though."

Do I know you? I'm sorry if I do. I really didn't mean to hurt that guy. He actually threw up. I felt so bad afterwards. I don't think he ever forgave me. It's the kind of joke that's just out of line. I just didn't realise it'd hurt that much, since I don't actually have testicles myself.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's not me.

Most of my other painful experiences involve intense pain during menstruation, but that's more of a constant ache.

:|

 

[hawkeye52]

this is relatively tame but either when i got tiger balm in my eye or when i dropped a weight on my ingrown infected toenail (by this point the skin around my toe was going green).

i have also dislocated my knee on several occasions but that didnt hurt as much as the two above because i could just slap it back in place and be on my way

 

[GrimTuesday]

I just posted this in another thread but I feel it is appropret for this as well. My brother threw a chair at my head. That fucking hurts I wouldn't advise having it done to you.