Your most recent epic fail.
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Usually a Snickers bar means "GET SOME NUTS FOO', OR YOU GONNA MEET MY FRIEND PAAAAIN!"Dapsen said:
...'Cause of the Mr T. adverts and stuff >_>
But good luck! Keep trying!
I started to harass my punching bag, with proper wraps and gloves, and after I was done my pinky started bleeding from the middle of the ring finger and the pinky, that little crook there. Always happens to me, whenever I punch, only this time it was actually an open wound and not just a little bit of red.
I also worked for an hour on a review no one posted on /blatant self-promotion.
I also worked for an hour on a review no one posted on /blatant self-promotion.
Well she's probably not going to resist, sounds like she likes you. If you move in most of the way, she'll probably move the rest of it to kiss you. If she doesn't, which has happened to me before, shell stay a close friend. You've got nothing to loose.Dapsen said:
Earlier today I went to swap a DVD out of the player for something else. It was only when the DVD menu opened I realised I put the same bloody film back in. I still can't believe I did that *hangs head in shame on account of blind idiocy*
got halo 2 again after i sold it to play the multiplayer again... why must you kill the severs xbox why
Thursday night I finally got with my co-worker... She was quitting Friday and moving away. If only I'd have had the balls to ask her sooner and not be retarded we'd have had along time to make something. But now I'll never see her again and I'm very angry and upset with myself.
lmost fell asleep in my anatomy class on Tuesday, that was fun. The thing is once your head starts drooping, no amount of twitching or shaking of the head will stop it...
Also, when I was like 13, i was on a treadmill i accidentally stepped on the side bit, fell and shot off the end in epic youtube worthy style.
I then got back on without reducing the speed and the same happened again.
In hindsight, even i found it ammusing
Also, when I was like 13, i was on a treadmill i accidentally stepped on the side bit, fell and shot off the end in epic youtube worthy style.
I then got back on without reducing the speed and the same happened again.
In hindsight, even i found it ammusing
I don't fail. I change the victory conditions.
But there was this one time back when I was a kid where my family was at Disney world; we check into a hotel, whereupon my little brother completely loses his s**t and in a fit of ecstacy runs face-first into a glass door. He broke his nose.
But hey, at least we know that PLEDGE stuff really works like they said it did.
But there was this one time back when I was a kid where my family was at Disney world; we check into a hotel, whereupon my little brother completely loses his s**t and in a fit of ecstacy runs face-first into a glass door. He broke his nose.
But hey, at least we know that PLEDGE stuff really works like they said it did.
Well, I had just gotten some annoying homework done for history and was about to sprint out the door of my room.
I ran, and since the hallway turns right outside my room, I spun around on one foot while bringing up my leg and slammed my kneecap hard into the doorway.
I immediately fell and did a face plant, and just sat there in a fetal position for about five minutes gasping with pain.
My parents even heard the collision loud and clear two floors up from my room, and when I told my mom what happened she said that I was lucky I didn't split my kneecap
I ran, and since the hallway turns right outside my room, I spun around on one foot while bringing up my leg and slammed my kneecap hard into the doorway.
I immediately fell and did a face plant, and just sat there in a fetal position for about five minutes gasping with pain.
My parents even heard the collision loud and clear two floors up from my room, and when I told my mom what happened she said that I was lucky I didn't split my kneecap