Your most recent "Oh... SHIT" moment

[BakaSmurf]

Hey there y'all, I just had a rather... Well, let's be blunt, an "Oh... Shit" moment not 10 minutes ago and was wondering if anyone else had any of their own recently.

For those wondering, I had just finished up in the bathroom, and... Well, let's just say there was blood coming out of... a place it shouldn't ever come out of. I will not elaborate on this any further, if you can't put two and two together, your loss. [small]Or not, some of you might be better off not knowing what I'm talking about, but I digress...[/small]

Needless to say, I muttered a little, "Oh... Shit", and now my lower intestine feels very wierd. Too bad I won't be able to do anything about it until morning, eh?

Well my fellow Escapians, pray tell of your most recent "Oh Shit!" moment, and any others you may have expeirenced lately, so that I may distract myself from the uncomfortable feeling in my gut.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I hit my head on a door about fifteen minutes ago and I bled for a minute or two in my hair.

 

[God's Clown]

Sounds like to me you are the proud owner of either an ulcer or a kidney stone. Though I am more then probably wrong.

I once opened a door, and a mouse ran by, and I thought it was a giant cockroach. Scared the living hell of me. Was very Oh shit, at least partially.

 

[sky14kemea]

uhh, ouch?

Hmm, lemme think. A few days ago I snuck downstairs for a midnight snack (at 3am), and the dog somwhoe got past me and went outside.
"Oh shit..."

Sure enough 10 minutes later he was barking like mad D: he woke my mum up.
Daaaaamn dog.

 

[roflchopter]

haha. I was in my brothers room, lying on the futon...(he was in his bed). We were talking about random stuff...then the subject of the movie "The Ammytiville Horror" came up. We Talked about the creepy little girl... THEN our other brother busted in the room...Scaring the shit outta us. It was the perfect timing.

 

[Berethond]

When my mom called to tell me my grandfather died.

 

[BakaSmurf]

uhh, ouch?

Hmm, lemme think. A few days ago I snuck downstairs for a midnight snack (at 3am), and the dog somwhoe got past me and went outside.
"Oh shit..."

Sure enough 10 minutes later he was barking like mad D: he woke my mum up.
Daaaaamn dog.

Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.

Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()

 

[Dark Knifer]

Well, I forgot to eat yesterday, so I felt like shit the next day.

 

[sky14kemea]

uhh, ouch?

Hmm, lemme think. A few days ago I snuck downstairs for a midnight snack (at 3am), and the dog somwhoe got past me and went outside.
"Oh shit..."

Sure enough 10 minutes later he was barking like mad D: he woke my mum up.
Daaaaamn dog.

Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.

Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()

Oh my bad, that does look weird.

No, we have a huge catflap in the door, and he's a pretty small dog so he can go through it.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

I decided to run our ride-on lawn mower into a tree and smash the plastic casing. It was a little of 'oh shit' and a little of 'Fuuu-'

 

[Flos]

Meh, if the blood is bright red it's probably just a tear. Drink more water and eat more fiber and you should be fine. The darker it is, though, the deeper the problem is.

Today I was told that I would need to do community service in order to walk during graduation. Thirty eight hours, to be exact. My initial response was, "Well, shit." :C

 

[Aesir23]

Probably when I accidentally cut my hand with a kitchen knife a couple of days ago. I'm on blood thinners at the moment so it took a good 2 hours or so for it to stop bleeding.

 

[Calobi]

When my mom called to tell me my grandfather died.

My mum did the same with me, only it was my grandmother. I was working on a project for school that was about to be late and still didn't work.

 

[walkingdead127]

Every morning I wake up I think "Oh shit... Do I have to wake up?"

 

[Sassafrass]

Writing my latest review.
Oh shit, it was a long fucker. Very long.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I guess where I broke my little toe sideways on a metal chair base was just the most "amazing" "oh shi-" ever.

 

[Berethond]

When my mom called to tell me my grandfather died.

My mum did the same with me, only it was my grandmother. I was working on a project for school that was about to be late and still didn't work.

Well, uh, this was on Tuesday.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

Well, I forgot to eat yesterday, so I felt like shit the next day.

Haha, I did that a couple of days ago... Come bedtime I suddenly realized I havent eaten anything the entire day...

 

[WarmasterPopey]

Went to check my account balance yesterday and it was about $180 short of what it should have been... Needless to say, it was a huge, "Oh, SHIT!" moment for me.
Still need to find out how it happened...

 

[dmase]

Been snowboarding in Massanutten these past few days. The first time i've been, but one day and i for the most part had the hang of it. The very first time on the first day, which took what seemed like an hour to get down the mountain, i almost fell in this little gully right at the beginning of the slope that surely i wouldn't have been able to get back up and would have had to walk through the woods to the next slope in shame. Then i get most of the way to the bottom take off my board because i can't go any farther and my board goes the rest of the way down the mountain to the lift, the lift guy had to get it for me....oh shit moment for me.