My most resent one happened about a month ago... When I came home from school my front door was unlocked (I'm normally the first one home everyday). So i figured my dad had come home and then got called into work, happens all the time.
Well as I'm walking into my house I hear someone say, "This is just like the last time all the game cases are empty."
So it turned out that my house was broken into by two little bastards (Who have been caught). But that was one of those HOLY SHIT moments I guess...same thing
My most recent was when I was filling up gas with my moms credit card, and when I was on my way to the bank to get some Moolah, I realized that I had left it in the hood of the car. We are still waiting to here from that credit card
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Today, when I was laying on the couch and my [very fat] cat jumped up on my, scared me shitless and I fell off.
The "oh shit" moments occurred when she all of the sudden was right in my face and during my fall to the floor.
Well, I have trouble remembering to brush my teeth. Like, I sometimes don't brush for months at a time because my memory for such things sucks so bad. I brushed them a few days ago because I had a dentist visit coming up, and my gums bleed like mad. I thought "no big deal," and then forgot to wash it out of my brush. My mum saw it, asked about it, and then told me I probably have the first stages of gun disease and that if I don't start flossing twice a day (plus brushing plus mouthwash) I'll start to lose my teeth. The dentist pretty much confirmed that. I don't WANNA lose my teeth.
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Duct tape it shut, that's how I kept the dog out of the cabinets.
And Thanks, I'm going to assume the little Kirby looking dude is a hug, so... <(^_^<). Yeah, it happened less than a month ago... But he was really old, over 10 years, so he was probably due to pass on soon anyway... At least he didn't suffer.
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Duct tape it shut, that's how I kept the dog out of the cabinets.
And Thanks, I'm going to assume the little Kirby looking dude is a hug, so... <(^_^<). Yeah, it happened less than a month ago... But he was really old, over 10 years, so he was probably due to pass on soon anyway... At least he didn't suffer.
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Duct tape it shut, that's how I kept the dog out of the cabinets.
And Thanks, I'm going to assume the little Kirby looking dude is a hug, so... <(^_^<). Yeah, it happened less than a month ago... But he was really old, over 10 years, so he was probably due to pass on soon anyway... At least he didn't suffer.
God Speed, and may your quest be fruitful, O golden-haired hero with eyes of yellow & blue. ([small]sorry, I just finished a Twilight Princess marathon and couldn't resist[/small]) XD
Probably my last moment was when my friend had to hole up in my house for a night a few weeks ago.
It was some time in the wee hours of the morning and my boyfriend and I were about to call it a night when we hear the doorbell ring. So I put something on and head downstairs and open the door to find it was my friend Richard on the porch with a ripped up shirt, soaked to the bone.
Apparently his father had been laid off from work that day and decided to spend the day at the bar, then came home just as everyone was getting ready for dinner and started making an ass out of himself. Richard stood up to him and told him to go upstairs, wash up, then go to bed. His father didn't take to kindly to it and forcefully tossed him out the door, locked it behind him, and gave him 30 seconds to leave before he would call the police. The neighbors wouldn't take him in either as they didn't want to become targets in this. So without a cellphone, money, a car, or anything else, he sets out to try and find the only person he knows isn't hostile or fervently neutral in this situation. Me.
Richard has no idea where I live, though he is armed only with the knowledge that I live within a 2 mile radius of his house. He decides that he is going to go up and down every street and knock on every door to try and find my house, in the freezing, pouring rain. This goes on for about 7 or 8 hours until by luck he happens to stumble upon my house, tired, cold, and hungry (as he hadn't had lunch that day and dinner was disrupted before it began).
After making him some dinner I tell him to go wash up while I unlock the guest room and get it ready and fetch him some fresh clothes. That morning I wake up early to make breakfast.
Richard was damn lucky that my parents were off in Davis till the next day. Had my father answered the door he would have told him that nobody by the name of Susan lived in that house.
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Duct tape it shut, that's how I kept the dog out of the cabinets.
And Thanks, I'm going to assume the little Kirby looking dude is a hug, so... <(^_^<). Yeah, it happened less than a month ago... But he was really old, over 10 years, so he was probably due to pass on soon anyway... At least he didn't suffer.
God Speed, and may your quest be fruitful, O golden-haired hero with eyes of yellow & blue. ([small]sorry, I just finished a Twilight Princess marathon and couldn't resist[/small]) XD
But yay!
[sub]It's a really nice description actually.. hmmm, could I maybe use it in an RP* at some point?
*RP is RolePlay* >_> just in case... [/sub]
Probably my last moment was when my friend had to hole up in my house for a night a few weeks ago.
It was some time in the wee hours of the morning and my boyfriend and I were about to call it a night when we hear the doorbell ring. So I put something on and head downstairs and open the door to find it was my friend Richard on the porch with a ripped up shirt, soaked to the bone.
Apparently his father had been laid off from work that day and decided to spend the day at the bar, then came home just as everyone was getting ready for dinner and started making an ass out of himself. Richard stood up to him and told him to go upstairs, wash up, then go to bed. His father didn't take to kindly to it and forcefully tossed him out the door, locked it behind him, and gave him 30 seconds to leave before he would call the police. The neighbors wouldn't take him in either as they didn't want to become targets in this. So without a cellphone, money, a car, or anything else, he sets out to try and find the only person he knows isn't hostile or fervently neutral in this situation. Me.
Richard has no idea where I live, though he is armed only with the knowledge that I live within a 2 mile radius of his house. He decides that he is going to go up and down every street and knock on every door to try and find my house, in the freezing, pouring rain. This goes on for about 7 or 8 hours until by luck he happens to stumble upon my house, tired, cold, and hungry (as he hadn't had lunch that day and dinner was disrupted before it began).
After making him some dinner I tell him to go wash up while I unlock the guest room and get it ready and fetch him some fresh clothes. That morning I wake up early to make breakfast.
Richard was damn lucky that my parents were off in Davis till the next day. Had my father answered the door he would have told him that nobody by the name of Susan lived in that house.
Nah, it's more along the lines of; "Damn this is uncomfortable." than "WHY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? WHY!? AGGGHHHH!" ...Sorry, I got carried away there.
Also, why was your door open at 3 in the morning? ()
Ah, well a catflap makes more sense then your door being wide-open at midnight... Maybe you should lock it? Just a suggestion.
I know what you're talking about, my old dog climbed out my window when I left it open one night, spotted a squirrel, and began barking like the little nutter that he was (XD), and my parents got mad at me for letting him out. Even though I didn't... Well, not intentionally at least...
Duct tape it shut, that's how I kept the dog out of the cabinets.
And Thanks, I'm going to assume the little Kirby looking dude is a hug, so... <(^_^<). Yeah, it happened less than a month ago... But he was really old, over 10 years, so he was probably due to pass on soon anyway... At least he didn't suffer.
God Speed, and may your quest be fruitful, O golden-haired hero with eyes of yellow & blue. ([small]sorry, I just finished a Twilight Princess marathon and couldn't resist[/small]) XD
But yay!
[sub]It's a really nice description actually.. hmmm, could I maybe use it in an RP* at some point?
*RP is RolePlay* >_> just in case... [/sub]
But yay!
[sub]It's a really nice description actually.. hmmm, could I maybe use it in an RP* at some point?
*RP is RolePlay* >_> just in case... [/sub]
I only seem to experience "oh shit" moments in the kitchen, when experimenting with a new dish that 3 other adults & myself will be eating. Today I learned that if the chicken enchillada recipe calls for corn tortillas & all you have is the flour kind, you REALLY should not make the dish with that substitute. It made a huge HUGE difference...the taste & texture were like undercooked dough & you couldn;t even taste the other ingredients.
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