Your most recent "Oh... SHIT" moment

[LostProxy]

Walking in on my cousin and his girlfriend having sex in his bathroom while a bunch of us were at his house. Like a good 15 - 20 people. It was awkward to say the least. My response literally made him pull out with laughter. Completely straight faced "Go on." To have that moment of silence broken like that made us both bust up laughing. Not so funny when I look at it on paper but the tension breaking like that did it for us.

 

[FungTheDestroy]

When my mom called to tell me my grandfather died.

When I read this. Sorry to hear that.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Bwahahahah! I could very easily destroy you all!
[sub]quote ftw[/sub]

I almost went for White Mage D: 'cause no one else seemed to want it, but luckily someone turned up last minute ^^

Do you demand sex from them following a poorly done pick-up line? If not then you had better! And I had better see some senseless slaughter from you, or I'll be mad at you for not living up to Evilwizardington's name! >

Hehe, I already killed a tree (lame, but I plan to move up). Although the GM said I'm not allowed to kill other players xD

And there are only 2 females D: both of which I'm no where near yet, but when I see them, you can bet I'm gonna use the line "You must be tired, 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day."

"That must be jam, 'cause jelly don't jiggle like that" xD

And so on~ ^^

Why go for other players when you can prey upon the HELPLESS NPC'S!? BWAHAHA, go ahead, run little pixilated man! ~You won't get far~ >

[small]Heh... 'jelly', that is one of my favourate lines, right next to; " I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL! " *Hyperdeath* XD[/small]

 

[sky14kemea]

Bwahahahah! I could very easily destroy you all!
[sub]quote ftw[/sub]

I almost went for White Mage D: 'cause no one else seemed to want it, but luckily someone turned up last minute ^^

Do you demand sex from them following a poorly done pick-up line? If not then you had better! And I had better see some senseless slaughter from you, or I'll be mad at you for not living up to Evilwizardington's name! >

Hehe, I already killed a tree (lame, but I plan to move up). Although the GM said I'm not allowed to kill other players xD

And there are only 2 females D: both of which I'm no where near yet, but when I see them, you can bet I'm gonna use the line "You must be tired, 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day."

"That must be jam, 'cause jelly don't jiggle like that" xD

And so on~ ^^

Why go for other players when you can prey upon the HELPLESS NPC'S!? BWAHAHA, go ahead, run little pixilated man! ~You won't get far~ >

[small]Heh... 'jelly', that is one of my favourate lines, right next to; " I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL! " *Hyperdeath* XD[/small]

True...

Eat electric death old man! *bzzt* >

 

[BakaSmurf]

Bwahahahah! I could very easily destroy you all!
[sub]quote ftw[/sub]

I almost went for White Mage D: 'cause no one else seemed to want it, but luckily someone turned up last minute ^^

Do you demand sex from them following a poorly done pick-up line? If not then you had better! And I had better see some senseless slaughter from you, or I'll be mad at you for not living up to Evilwizardington's name! >

Hehe, I already killed a tree (lame, but I plan to move up). Although the GM said I'm not allowed to kill other players xD

And there are only 2 females D: both of which I'm no where near yet, but when I see them, you can bet I'm gonna use the line "You must be tired, 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day."

"That must be jam, 'cause jelly don't jiggle like that" xD

And so on~ ^^

Why go for other players when you can prey upon the HELPLESS NPC'S!? BWAHAHA, go ahead, run little pixilated man! ~You won't get far~ >

[small]Heh... 'jelly', that is one of my favourate lines, right next to; " I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL! " *Hyperdeath* XD[/small]

True...

Eat electric death old man! *bzzt* >

BOATDOKEN! *PSHEW!* XD
[small](okay, you HAVE to use that one in the RP at some point!)[/small]

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Oh Shit, I have to do 400 pages of assigned reading, 15 more chapters of text book reading, four - five page papers, one - twenty page paper, eight exams, a 115 word terminology test, one over arching quarter project, AND get measurable work done on my thesis, within the next ten weeks.

This of course after I have already spent my entire winter break cramming the other 30 chapters of text book reading into my brain.

 

[sky14kemea]

Bwahahahah! I could very easily destroy you all!
[sub]quote ftw[/sub]

I almost went for White Mage D: 'cause no one else seemed to want it, but luckily someone turned up last minute ^^

Do you demand sex from them following a poorly done pick-up line? If not then you had better! And I had better see some senseless slaughter from you, or I'll be mad at you for not living up to Evilwizardington's name! >

Hehe, I already killed a tree (lame, but I plan to move up). Although the GM said I'm not allowed to kill other players xD

And there are only 2 females D: both of which I'm no where near yet, but when I see them, you can bet I'm gonna use the line "You must be tired, 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day."

"That must be jam, 'cause jelly don't jiggle like that" xD

And so on~ ^^

Why go for other players when you can prey upon the HELPLESS NPC'S!? BWAHAHA, go ahead, run little pixilated man! ~You won't get far~ >

[small]Heh... 'jelly', that is one of my favourate lines, right next to; " I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL! " *Hyperdeath* XD[/small]

True...

Eat electric death old man! *bzzt* >

BOATDOKEN! *PSHEW!* XD
[small](okay, you HAVE to use that one in the RP at some point!)[/small]

Boatdoken? xD

not Fighterdoken?

And I plan to use Hadouken as well >

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Probably my last moment was when my friend had to hole up in my house for a night a few weeks ago.

It was some time in the wee hours of the morning and my boyfriend and I were about to call it a night when we hear the doorbell ring. So I put something on and head downstairs and open the door to find it was my friend Richard on the porch with a ripped up shirt, soaked to the bone.

Spoiler: If you want the full story

Apparently his father had been laid off from work that day and decided to spend the day at the bar, then came home just as everyone was getting ready for dinner and started making an ass out of himself. Richard stood up to him and told him to go upstairs, wash up, then go to bed. His father didn't take to kindly to it and forcefully tossed him out the door, locked it behind him, and gave him 30 seconds to leave before he would call the police. The neighbors wouldn't take him in either as they didn't want to become targets in this. So without a cellphone, money, a car, or anything else, he sets out to try and find the only person he knows isn't hostile or fervently neutral in this situation. Me.

Richard has no idea where I live, though he is armed only with the knowledge that I live within a 2 mile radius of his house. He decides that he is going to go up and down every street and knock on every door to try and find my house, in the freezing, pouring rain. This goes on for about 7 or 8 hours until by luck he happens to stumble upon my house, tired, cold, and hungry (as he hadn't had lunch that day and dinner was disrupted before it began).

After making him some dinner I tell him to go wash up while I unlock the guest room and get it ready and fetch him some fresh clothes. That morning I wake up early to make breakfast.

Richard was damn lucky that my parents were off in Davis till the next day. Had my father answered the door he would have told him that nobody by the name of Susan lived in that house.

0.0

You are a saint.

Or a guardian angel.

Either way, you deserve to be commended for doing the right thing in an age where it is not always rewarded.

May fortune bespeckle your every endeavor.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Bwahahahah! I could very easily destroy you all!
[sub]quote ftw[/sub]

I almost went for White Mage D: 'cause no one else seemed to want it, but luckily someone turned up last minute ^^

Do you demand sex from them following a poorly done pick-up line? If not then you had better! And I had better see some senseless slaughter from you, or I'll be mad at you for not living up to Evilwizardington's name! >

Hehe, I already killed a tree (lame, but I plan to move up). Although the GM said I'm not allowed to kill other players xD

And there are only 2 females D: both of which I'm no where near yet, but when I see them, you can bet I'm gonna use the line "You must be tired, 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day."

"That must be jam, 'cause jelly don't jiggle like that" xD

And so on~ ^^

Why go for other players when you can prey upon the HELPLESS NPC'S!? BWAHAHA, go ahead, run little pixilated man! ~You won't get far~ >

[small]Heh... 'jelly', that is one of my favourate lines, right next to; " I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL! " *Hyperdeath* XD[/small]

True...

Eat electric death old man! *bzzt* >

BOATDOKEN! *PSHEW!* XD
[small](okay, you HAVE to use that one in the RP at some point!)[/small]

Boatdoken? xD

not Fighterdoken?

And I plan to use Hadouken as well >

But do you have a Fighter to throw?

I wonder how using a spell as comically over powered as Hadouken will work out in such a serious sounding RP... Well, only one way to find out, eh? Little NPC's, I have something for you~! >

 

[sky14kemea]

Boatdoken? xD

not Fighterdoken?

And I plan to use Hadouken as well >

But do you have a Fighter to throw?

I wonder how using a spell as comically over powered as Hadouken will work out in such a serious sounding RP... Well, only one way to find out, eh? Little NPC's, I have something for you~! >

I can only use that spell once a day! D:

And I do have a fighter to throw, I don't think the GM would appreciate me throwing them though >

It's not that serious actually >_> least I hope not, I guess that means I'm the comic relief in this one xD
Same as always then~ I can't write too serious, it makes me lose my writers groove.
[sub]Yes I said groove. Wanna fight abou'd it?[/sub]

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

When I stumbled walking backwards about a week before my 18th birthday, and found out I couldn't move my leg. Turns out I dislocated my knee when it twisted around. The only reason I can laugh a bit looking back was the reaction of my two classmates:

Me: *on the ground, pale and shaking, trying to move my leg*

Them: Are you all right?


...On a lighter note, a few days ago, playing Mirror's Edge, aiming at a bad guy with a pistol (I know, you aren't supposed to use guns, but I was sick of dying) and hearing a click. Add one more death to the tally.

 

[Gbadude3]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

 

[sky14kemea]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

Ouch, can't sleep, or time just pass without you noticing? D:

I do that sometimes, its 8am here xD I've been awake since midnight (being unemployed sucks) T^T

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

Ouch, can't sleep, or time just pass without you noticing? D:

I do that sometimes, its 8am here xD I've been awake since midnight (being unemployed sucks) T^T

Says you. Then again, I won't be unemployed for too much longer. Joining the Navy.

 

[sky14kemea]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

Ouch, can't sleep, or time just pass without you noticing? D:

I do that sometimes, its 8am here xD I've been awake since midnight (being unemployed sucks) T^T

Says you. Then again, I won't be unemployed for too much longer. Joining the Navy.

Well, it sucks when you need money

And why the Navy? :0

 

[BakaSmurf]

Boatdoken? xD

not Fighterdoken?

And I plan to use Hadouken as well >

But do you have a Fighter to throw?

I wonder how using a spell as comically over powered as Hadouken will work out in such a serious sounding RP... Well, only one way to find out, eh? Little NPC's, I have something for you~! >

I can only use that spell once a day! D:

And I do have a fighter to throw, I don't think the GM would appreciate me throwing them though >

It's not that serious actually >_> least I hope not, I guess that means I'm the comic relief in this one xD
Same as always then~ I can't write too serious, it makes me lose my writers groove.
[sub]Yes I said groove. Wanna fight abou'd it?[/sub]

Oh, wise guy eh? Well we got ways of dealing with wise guys! >

Evilwizardington didn't ask for Fighter's permission... Why should you? >:]

Well the intro was pretty damn serious, seeing as how it has a dead bady in it... But hey, I wouldn't have the Black Mage be anything other than the comic relief!

[small]Wow, I'm surprised by how two over-enthusiastic fans can de-rail a thread so gloriously! Maybe we should continue hurling quotes at each other via PM, so as to preserve the original intention of the thread, making me feel better about my bleeding butt? Or hey, even make a new thread altogether! [/small]

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

Ouch, can't sleep, or time just pass without you noticing? D:

I do that sometimes, its 8am here xD I've been awake since midnight (being unemployed sucks) T^T

Says you. Then again, I won't be unemployed for too much longer. Joining the Navy.

Well, it sucks when you need money

And why the Navy? :0

No college degree required, guaranteed employment, and I don't need to worry about getting into combat. Plus I get paid to sail around the world. Most people need to pay for that.

 

[lyfeindeyth]

I was talking to a chick, she said something suggestive, and I was incredibly impressed. I was like "OMG YOU DIDN'T JUST!" (in my head). Anyone else?

 

[sky14kemea]

No college degree required, guaranteed employment, and I don't need to worry about getting into combat. Plus I get paid to sail around the world. Most people need to pay for that.

I guess so :0 good luck with it anyway! ^^

Oh, wise guy eh? Well we got ways of dealing with wise guys! >

Evilwizardington didn't ask for Fighter's permission... Why should you? >:]

Well the intro was pretty damn serious, seeing as how it has a dead bady in it... But hey, I wouldn't have the Black Mage be anything other than the comic relief!

[small]Wow, I'm surprised by how two over-enthusiastic fans can de-rail a thread so gloriously! Maybe we should continue hurling quotes at each other via PM, so as to preserve the original intention of the thread, making me feel better about my bleeding butt? Or hey, even make a new thread altogether! [/small]

Yaaaay! Plus I do love being the comic relief ^^
[sub]Btw to check if you really are following the RP >_> I posted, muhahaha[/sub]

And derailing sometimes happens xD depends how much longer we intend to chat, I don't mind moving to PM's

 

[BakaSmurf]

No college degree required, guaranteed employment, and I don't need to worry about getting into combat. Plus I get paid to sail around the world. Most people need to pay for that.

I guess so :0 good luck with it anyway! ^^

Oh, wise guy eh? Well we got ways of dealing with wise guys! >

Evilwizardington didn't ask for Fighter's permission... Why should you? >:]

Well the intro was pretty damn serious, seeing as how it has a dead bady in it... But hey, I wouldn't have the Black Mage be anything other than the comic relief!

[small]Wow, I'm surprised by how two over-enthusiastic fans can de-rail a thread so gloriously! Maybe we should continue hurling quotes at each other via PM, so as to preserve the original intention of the thread, making me feel better about my bleeding butt? Or hey, even make a new thread altogether! [/small]

Yaaaay! Plus I do love being the comic relief ^^
[sub]Btw to check if you really are following the RP >_> I posted, muhahaha[/sub]

And derailing sometimes happens xD depends how much longer we intend to chat, I don't mind moving to PM's

Hey, I'm only on post 117, cut me some slack!

I'll probably end up going to bed in about 15 minutes, as I have to get up at 7 and do about 3 weeks worth of Socials homework at school. Damn addictive Escapist forums... >_>